Ever got into a car or bike accident while checking hot women?

Where did the accident happen and how fast were you goin'?

After the accident, did u somehow end up tracking down and talking to the chick you were checking out while driving?

And did u end up going out with her, and even fucking her??

How hot was she?

How much were the car damages? If on a bike, how far did your fuckin ass get thrown durin' the accident?

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I didn't but a friend hit a parked FedEx truck years ago. He was going pretty slow but still put a few thousand in damage to his relatively new SUV. I think he had a thing for really fat chicks so it must have been quite the heifer to miss a parked truck.

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Has anyone ever seen a woman out walking in a bra like that, ever ?

Not like that with a blazer. Occasionally in the warm weather I'll see a woman wearing a sports bra as a 'top'

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No.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

The whores on north ave 20 years ago.

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I see you’re familiar

Well he's not 708player.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

773player has a nice ring to it

how much did you have to pay to hit them in the mouth? Or did you give them that extra service for free?

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You couldn't walk by 10 cars in home depot without seeing somebody getting head. I worked the door at the Exit across the street.

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I can put you to work shaking your ass in a bra n panties to hustle up some cash..I hear you are unemployed.

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Noted.

That doesnt answer the question.

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as I age, she doesn't have to be hot to get a look from me

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

You're driving in Chicago on a nice summer day, lotta hot women walkin around.

You cant help but check them out every which way u look.

Except for one thing. You forgot to pay attention to your drivin'.

Have u ever got into a car accident while checking out sexy women?

How much damage was there? Did u get hurt in the wreck?

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Ever fuck another man in the ass and then suck the load out with a crazy straw?

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No, but I wiped out rollerblading once on a forest preserve trail checking out a girl. This girl was hot AF wearing little spandex shorts and a tank top. On this trail, you always have to watch the cracks and not get your wheels in them. I was checking her out and not watching the ground and I rode in a crack and wiped out right in front of her. She asked if I was alright in a perturbed manner since she knew I was looking at her amazing body when I fell. Well, don't go jogging half naked if you don't want men to look at you.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

You wiped out looking at the wrong crack.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

my buddy bought a f150 raptor and one day we were talking about it and he said the best thing about it was being able to check out guys girlfriends in the cars next to you and the dude can't see or some stupid crap. like a few days later he rearendended some car because he was doing just that. it was eventually repo'ed .

You've done this thread before you worthless piece of shit. viewtopic.php?f=47&t=122314&p=3481200&hilit=accident#p3481200

Mods, please delete or merge into the other thread.

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recycling material isn't a good look

Mods, ban this clown. Motherfucker is in reruns.

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Thought it seemed familiar.

Try the, ever get into an accident while being blown by a hot woman? I am sure MANY around here can relate to that.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I love summertime driving in my truck.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

thank u for paying attention

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