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| Author: | Darkside [ Wed Apr 07, 2021 5:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | How long after a speeding ticket do you wait |
How long after a speeding ticket do you wait to begin driving like an asshole again? Like until the cop is out of sight or an hour or what? |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Wed Apr 07, 2021 5:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How long after a speeding ticket do you wait |
How fast were you going? |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Wed Apr 07, 2021 5:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How long after a speeding ticket do you wait |
Regular Reader wrote: How fast were you going? Shit not me. I haven't gotten a speeding ticket since 1995. I was just asking because yesterday my wife was looking out the window and some chick casually tossed her McDonald's trash on our lawn and the wife starts knocking hard on the window, the chick looked up and my wife drops a very casual 'what the fuck bitch' at her and she kinda shrugged and picked up the trash and moved on. So she said she's got to keep an eye out cause that chick will be dumping shit on people's lawn soon enough like how you start speeding again 20 minutes after a ticket. |
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| Author: | HawaiiYou [ Wed Apr 07, 2021 5:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How long after a speeding ticket do you wait |
Darkside wrote: Regular Reader wrote: How fast were you going? Shit not me. I haven't gotten a speeding ticket since 1995. I was just asking because yesterday my wife was looking out the window and some chick casually tossed her McDonald's trash on our lawn and the wife starts knocking hard on the window, the chick looked up and my wife drops a very casual 'what the fuck patriot' at her and she kinda shrugged and picked up the trash and moved on. So she said she's got to keep an eye out cause that chick will be dumping shit on people's lawn soon enough like how you start speeding again 20 minutes after a ticket. wait wait wait.... you have a wife? |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Wed Apr 07, 2021 5:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How long after a speeding ticket do you wait |
HawaiiYou wrote: Darkside wrote: Regular Reader wrote: How fast were you going? Shit not me. I haven't gotten a speeding ticket since 1995. I was just asking because yesterday my wife was looking out the window and some chick casually tossed her McDonald's trash on our lawn and the wife starts knocking hard on the window, the chick looked up and my wife drops a very casual 'what the fuck patriot' at her and she kinda shrugged and picked up the trash and moved on. So she said she's got to keep an eye out cause that chick will be dumping shit on people's lawn soon enough like how you start speeding again 20 minutes after a ticket. wait wait wait.... you have a wife? Is this news? |
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| Author: | blackhawksfan [ Wed Apr 07, 2021 5:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How long after a speeding ticket do you wait |
75 percent of the people on this board haven't looked a woman in the eyes since the Nixon administration. |
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| Author: | This Ends in Antioch [ Wed Apr 07, 2021 5:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How long after a speeding ticket do you wait |
Darkside wrote: HawaiiYou wrote: Darkside wrote: Regular Reader wrote: How fast were you going? Shit not me. I haven't gotten a speeding ticket since 1995. I was just asking because yesterday my wife was looking out the window and some chick casually tossed her McDonald's trash on our lawn and the wife starts knocking hard on the window, the chick looked up and my wife drops a very casual 'what the fuck patriot' at her and she kinda shrugged and picked up the trash and moved on. So she said she's got to keep an eye out cause that chick will be dumping shit on people's lawn soon enough like how you start speeding again 20 minutes after a ticket. wait wait wait.... you have a wife? Is this news? He still thinks you’re gay. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Wed Apr 07, 2021 5:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How long after a speeding ticket do you wait |
This Ends in Antioch wrote: Darkside wrote: HawaiiYou wrote: Darkside wrote: Regular Reader wrote: How fast were you going? Shit not me. I haven't gotten a speeding ticket since 1995. I was just asking because yesterday my wife was looking out the window and some chick casually tossed her McDonald's trash on our lawn and the wife starts knocking hard on the window, the chick looked up and my wife drops a very casual 'what the fuck patriot' at her and she kinda shrugged and picked up the trash and moved on. So she said she's got to keep an eye out cause that chick will be dumping shit on people's lawn soon enough like how you start speeding again 20 minutes after a ticket. wait wait wait.... you have a wife? Is this news? He still thinks you’re gay. That explains some of the messages I've been getting. |
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| Author: | HawaiiYou [ Wed Apr 07, 2021 5:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How long after a speeding ticket do you wait |
Darkside wrote: HawaiiYou wrote: Darkside wrote: Regular Reader wrote: How fast were you going? Shit not me. I haven't gotten a speeding ticket since 1995. I was just asking because yesterday my wife was looking out the window and some chick casually tossed her McDonald's trash on our lawn and the wife starts knocking hard on the window, the chick looked up and my wife drops a very casual 'what the fuck patriot' at her and she kinda shrugged and picked up the trash and moved on. So she said she's got to keep an eye out cause that chick will be dumping shit on people's lawn soon enough like how you start speeding again 20 minutes after a ticket. wait wait wait.... you have a wife? Is this news? YES IT'S FUCKING NEWS! I thought you were a fellow loner hermit like myself. And fast food slob like me and HawgAss are. Fuck....swindled again by Darkside! |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Wed Apr 07, 2021 5:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How long after a speeding ticket do you wait |
HawaiiYou wrote: Darkside wrote: HawaiiYou wrote: Darkside wrote: Regular Reader wrote: How fast were you going? Shit not me. I haven't gotten a speeding ticket since 1995. I was just asking because yesterday my wife was looking out the window and some chick casually tossed her McDonald's trash on our lawn and the wife starts knocking hard on the window, the chick looked up and my wife drops a very casual 'what the fuck patriot' at her and she kinda shrugged and picked up the trash and moved on. So she said she's got to keep an eye out cause that chick will be dumping shit on people's lawn soon enough like how you start speeding again 20 minutes after a ticket. wait wait wait.... you have a wife? Is this news? YES IT'S FUCKING NEWS! I thought you were a fellow loner hermit like myself. And fast food slob like me and HawgAss are. Fuck....swindled again by Darkside! Swindled my ass. If you didn't know I've been married (for 15 years mind you) I feel like you don't know me by now. You will never never never never know me. |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Wed Apr 07, 2021 5:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How long after a speeding ticket do you wait |
Darkside wrote: HawaiiYou wrote: Darkside wrote: HawaiiYou wrote: Darkside wrote: Regular Reader wrote: How fast were you going? Shit not me. I haven't gotten a speeding ticket since 1995. I was just asking because yesterday my wife was looking out the window and some chick casually tossed her McDonald's trash on our lawn and the wife starts knocking hard on the window, the chick looked up and my wife drops a very casual 'what the fuck patriot' at her and she kinda shrugged and picked up the trash and moved on. So she said she's got to keep an eye out cause that chick will be dumping shit on people's lawn soon enough like how you start speeding again 20 minutes after a ticket. wait wait wait.... you have a wife? Is this news? YES IT'S FUCKING NEWS! I thought you were a fellow loner hermit like myself. And fast food slob like me and HawgAss are. Fuck....swindled again by Darkside! Swindled my ass. If you didn't know I've been married (for 15 years mind you) I feel like you don't know me by now. You will never never never never know me. Harold Melvin...RIP |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Wed Apr 07, 2021 6:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How long after a speeding ticket do you wait |
seacrest wrote: Harold Melvin...RIP
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| Author: | Darkside [ Wed Apr 07, 2021 6:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How long after a speeding ticket do you wait |
Oh and I don't really eat fast food. Sometimes. Maybe I'll get chick Fila once in a while but I'm more of a sushi guy. |
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| Author: | Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Wed Apr 07, 2021 6:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How long after a speeding ticket do you wait |
I’m still trying to figure out how a story about someone littering was the basis for the OP. I’m not saying I’m surprised by it however. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Wed Apr 07, 2021 6:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How long after a speeding ticket do you wait |
Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote: I’m still trying to figure out how a story about someone littering was the basis for the OP. I’m not saying I’m surprised by it however. Well see I've had scotch. And when my wife said something I thought about tickets. Anyhoodles scotch. |
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| Author: | Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Wed Apr 07, 2021 8:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How long after a speeding ticket do you wait |
Darkside wrote: Oh and I don't really eat fast food. Sometimes. Maybe I'll get chick Fila once in a while but I'm more of a sushi guy. Next thing you are going to tell us is that you are a Filipino. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Wed Apr 07, 2021 8:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How long after a speeding ticket do you wait |
Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote: Darkside wrote: Oh and I don't really eat fast food. Sometimes. Maybe I'll get chick Fila once in a while but I'm more of a sushi guy. Next thing you are going to tell us is that you are a Filipino. Do I not tell you guys enough about me or something? |
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| Author: | Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Wed Apr 07, 2021 8:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How long after a speeding ticket do you wait |
To answer the OP's question, I had a lawyer acquaintance tell me that in NC the cops don't ticket for up to 7 over on state highways and interstates, except in small speed trap town where the limit drops to 35. It is easy to do 77 in a 70 around here, which is fast enough for me. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Wed Apr 07, 2021 8:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How long after a speeding ticket do you wait |
Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote: To answer the OP's question, I had a lawyer acquaintance tell me that in NC the cops don't ticket for up to 7 over on state highways and interstates, except in small speed trap town where the limit drops to 35. It is easy to do 77 in a 70 around here, which is fast enough for me. That actually never answered the question. |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Wed Apr 07, 2021 8:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How long after a speeding ticket do you wait |
Darkside wrote: Shit not me. I haven't gotten a speeding ticket since 1995. I was just asking because yesterday my wife was looking out the window and some chick casually tossed her McDonald's trash on our lawn and the wife starts knocking hard on the window, the chick looked up and my wife drops a very casual 'what the fuck patriot' at her and she kinda shrugged and picked up the trash and moved on. So she said she's got to keep an eye out cause that chick will be dumping shit on people's lawn soon enough like how you start speeding again 20 minutes after a ticket. you guys are gonna get murdered in daylight but anyway my last speeding ticket was two years ago and the case is still pending. |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Wed Apr 07, 2021 8:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How long after a speeding ticket do you wait |
Darkside wrote: seacrest wrote: Harold Melvin...RIP Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes, featuring Teddy Pendergrass. Helluva pull Seacrest! |
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| Author: | Franky T [ Wed Apr 07, 2021 8:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How long after a speeding ticket do you wait |
blackhawksfan wrote: 75 percent of the people on this board haven't looked a woman in the eyes since the Nixon administration. 75% of the people on this board weren't alive during the Nixon administration dumbass. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Wed Apr 07, 2021 8:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How long after a speeding ticket do you wait |
Franky T wrote: blackhawksfan wrote: 75 percent of the people on this board haven't looked a woman in the eyes since the Nixon administration. 75% of the people on this board weren't alive during the Nixon administration dumbass. Carter administration for me. |
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| Author: | Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Wed Apr 07, 2021 8:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How long after a speeding ticket do you wait |
Darkside wrote: Franky T wrote: blackhawksfan wrote: 75 percent of the people on this board haven't looked a woman in the eyes since the Nixon administration. 75% of the people on this board weren't alive during the Nixon administration dumbass. Carter administration for me. I remember being in grade school and the saying was “Nixon, Nixon, he’s our man. McGovern belongs in a garbage can”. |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Wed Apr 07, 2021 8:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How long after a speeding ticket do you wait |
Iirc, it took ten minutes. But it's been 25 years. |
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| Author: | Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Thu Apr 08, 2021 12:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How long after a speeding ticket do you wait |
Darkside wrote: Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote: To answer the OP's question, I had a lawyer acquaintance tell me that in NC the cops don't ticket for up to 7 over on state highways and interstates, except in small speed trap town where the limit drops to 35. It is easy to do 77 in a 70 around here, which is fast enough for me. That actually never answered the question. My last speeding ticket was in 1991, on Christmas Eve day, for doing 35 in a 4 lane 25. I didn't get a warning because the cop obviously didn't want to be on duty. So I don't remember how that changed my driving habits other than the six months of whatever they used to call "continue and suspend" when I drove like an angel. |
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How long after a speeding ticket do you wait |
I’ve been pulled over but never given a speeding ticket and only ticket was for an accident in Montana 21 years ago. Unless you count that bullshit photo cop in Cedar Rapids but technically my wife got that ticket. Was pulled over last spring for a rolling drip (if 25 mph is rolling) and I figured the officer was going to ticket my ass. I’m assuming clean record, being semi local, there being zero traffic out and the stop being uneventful hit memory with a warning. I’m assuming she was sitting there to get out of area people getting off the interstate as those tend to not involve going to court. Anyways, I’m very careful at that corner now. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How long after a speeding ticket do you wait |
Regular Reader wrote: How fast were you going? I'm slightly disheartened none of you people said 83. |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How long after a speeding ticket do you wait |
Don Tiny wrote: Regular Reader wrote: How fast were you going? I'm slightly disheartened none of you people said 83. i'm slightly disheartened the thread wasn't "how long after a speeding ticket do u wait to take a shit" |
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| Author: | Hussra [ Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: How long after a speeding ticket do you wait |
Darkside wrote: Regular Reader wrote: How fast were you going? Shit not me. I haven't gotten a speeding ticket since 1995. I was just asking because yesterday my wife was looking out the window and some chick casually tossed her McDonald's trash on our lawn and the wife starts knocking hard on the window, the chick looked up and my wife drops a very casual 'what the fuck patriot' at her and she kinda shrugged and picked up the trash and moved on. So she said she's got to keep an eye out cause that chick will be dumping shit on people's lawn soon enough like how you start speeding again 20 minutes after a ticket. @shit_darkside's_wife_says |
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