Darkside wrote:
CDOM wrote:
I thought it was "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service!"
So no pants... You should be good.
So no pants... You should be good.
No it's...
No shirt, no shoes, no dice.
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Mon Jun 14, 2021 3:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Pants Paradox |
If a store will not let you enter unless you are wearing pants how do you go to the store to buy pants in the first place? |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Mon Jun 14, 2021 3:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Pants Paradox |
Kramer: So I'm waiting for the subway, It's not coming, so I decided to hoof it through the tunnel. Elaine: All right, well, now that's something.. Kramer: Well, I don't know if I lost track of time or what, but the next thing I knew.. Elaine: A train is bearing down on you?! Kramer: No, I slipped and fell in the mud. Ruining the very pants I was about to return. Elaine: I don't understand - you were wearing the pants you were returning? Kramer: Well, I guess I was. Elaine: What were you going to wear home? Kramer: Elaine, are you listening? I never even got there! |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Mon Jun 14, 2021 3:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Pants Paradox |
SpiralStairs wrote: If a store will not let you enter unless you are wearing pants how do you go to the store to buy pants in the first place? the same way you always enter, through the back door |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Mon Jun 14, 2021 3:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Pants Paradox |
what's the difference between frosting and icing ? |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Mon Jun 14, 2021 3:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Pants Paradox |
How do you tell a gay man's mustache, from a straight man's mustache? |
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| Author: | GoldenJet [ Mon Jun 14, 2021 3:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Pants Paradox |
Bagels wrote: what's the difference between frosting and icing ? If I told you... |
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| Author: | W_Z [ Mon Jun 14, 2021 3:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Pants Paradox |
Frank Coztansa wrote: Kramer: So I'm waiting for the subway, It's not coming, so I decided to hoof it through the tunnel. Elaine: All right, well, now that's something.. Kramer: Well, I don't know if I lost track of time or what, but the next thing I knew.. Elaine: A train is bearing down on you?! Kramer: No, I slipped and fell in the mud. Ruining the very pants I was about to return. Elaine: I don't understand - you were wearing the pants you were returning? Kramer: Well, I guess I was. Elaine: What were you going to wear home? Kramer: Elaine, are you listening? I never even got there! Elaine that’s perfect irony! |
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| Author: | CDOM [ Mon Jun 14, 2021 4:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Pants Paradox |
I thought it was "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service!" So no pants... You should be good. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Jun 14, 2021 7:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Pants Paradox |
CDOM wrote: I thought it was "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service!" So no pants... You should be good. No it's... No shirt, no shoes, no dice. |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Mon Jun 14, 2021 8:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Pants Paradox |
I bet 99.999% of people in human history who bought their first pair of pants were already wearing a pair. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Jun 14, 2021 8:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Pants Paradox |
SpiralStairs wrote: I bet 99.999% of people in human history who bought their first pair of pants were already wearing a pair. I personally have purchased pants while pantsless. |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Mon Jun 14, 2021 8:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Pants Paradox |
Darkside wrote: SpiralStairs wrote: I bet 99.999% of people in human history who bought their first pair of pants were already wearing a pair. I personally have purchased pants while pantsless. Ah. But not the first pair you ever bought in a store! |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Jun 14, 2021 8:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Pants Paradox |
SpiralStairs wrote: Darkside wrote: SpiralStairs wrote: I bet 99.999% of people in human history who bought their first pair of pants were already wearing a pair. I personally have purchased pants while pantsless. Ah. But not the first pair you ever bought in a store! Probably not. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Tue Jun 15, 2021 6:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Pants Paradox |
Order a pair of pants on Amazon, use those pants to walk into a store and purchase a pair of pants, then return the pants to Amazon claiming they don't fit. |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Tue Jun 15, 2021 7:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Pants Paradox |
There was no Amazon (the online retailer) in Civil War times and yet there were pants for sale in stores. If you're some scrub in the Union army how do you buy your first pair of pants? |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Jun 15, 2021 7:55 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Pants Paradox |
underpants are also pants |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Jun 15, 2021 8:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Pants Paradox |
what do you get when you bring two MDs together? |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Jun 15, 2021 8:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Pants Paradox |
a paradox |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Tue Jun 15, 2021 8:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Pants Paradox |
SpiralStairs wrote: There was no Amazon (the online retailer) in Civil War times and yet there were pants for sale in stores. If you're some scrub in the Union army how do you buy your first pair of pants? have a woman sew some for you |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:55 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Pants Paradox |
Bagels wrote: SpiralStairs wrote: There was no Amazon (the online retailer) in Civil War times and yet there were pants for sale in stores. If you're some scrub in the Union army how do you buy your first pair of pants? have a woman sew some for you Where are they getting the fabric? |
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| Author: | Brick [ Tue Jun 15, 2021 10:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Pants Paradox |
SpiralStairs wrote: Bagels wrote: SpiralStairs wrote: There was no Amazon (the online retailer) in Civil War times and yet there were pants for sale in stores. If you're some scrub in the Union army how do you buy your first pair of pants? have a woman sew some for you Where are they getting the fabric? |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Tue Jun 15, 2021 10:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Pants Paradox |
Brick wrote: SpiralStairs wrote: Bagels wrote: SpiralStairs wrote: There was no Amazon (the online retailer) in Civil War times and yet there were pants for sale in stores. If you're some scrub in the Union army how do you buy your first pair of pants? have a woman sew some for you Where are they getting the fabric? Where did the flag come from? |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Jun 15, 2021 10:37 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Pants Paradox |
SpiralStairs wrote: Brick wrote: SpiralStairs wrote: Bagels wrote: SpiralStairs wrote: There was no Amazon (the online retailer) in Civil War times and yet there were pants for sale in stores. If you're some scrub in the Union army how do you buy your first pair of pants? have a woman sew some for you Where are they getting the fabric? Where did the flag come from? God, obviously |
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| Author: | CDOM [ Tue Jun 15, 2021 10:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Pants Paradox |
Darkside wrote: CDOM wrote: I thought it was "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service!" So no pants... You should be good. No it's... No shirt, no shoes, no dice.
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Tue Jun 15, 2021 10:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Pants Paradox |
good dolphin wrote: SpiralStairs wrote: Where did the flag come from? God, obviously I am asking in the literal sense. We all know that our lovely flags (even the bad ones) are conceived in the Lord's mind. |
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