If it's 3AM and I have to climb out of bed to go pee, I sit down. It's logical.

Peeing sitting down never seems to get it all out.

If by "logical" you mean gay.

So when you take a shit, you also pee, do you not, sitting down?

Writing cursive in the snow is the only time I get to practice cursive.

Sitting down, of course.

Damn! I guess I might be gay.

If it's 3AM and I have to climb out of bed to go pee, I sit down. It's logical.

I know you guys have been missing my BIL stories. So here is one from our trip that I don't think I shared.

First morning we are there I get up and go to use the bathroom. Open the bathroom door and there is BIL sitting on the toilet doing his business. Kind of scared me because I was not expecting anyone to be in there and with so many people in the house I would assume everyone would lock the door. My BIL looks at me all strange and says, "sorry bro." I said "no problem, but you know they put locks on these doors for a purpose" He just laughs and says "my bad, maybe next time"

I immediately send a text to all my daughters telling them to make sure and knock on the bathroom door before going in because their Uncle is an idiot and does not know how to use a lock.

We always keep our bathroom doors open when not in use, so if a door is closed I assume someone is in there.

Name the time and the stall

Allow this thread to be a repository for all things about pissing.

One of the guys in my OTB crew is named Jimmy the Pisser. He got that nickname years ago in the Windy City Room at Maywood Park. He walked up to a couple guys I know and asked if they were using a coffee cup that was on the table. They said no and he took it and went into the corner and pissed into it. He came back and said, "Thanks, no way I was gonna make it to the john." For the record, the restrooms were only about thirty yards away.

have i met this guy? just want to know next time i shake hands at an OTB meetup.