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That partner is now serving sixty years in state prison.

You sure you meant constipation?

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

You sure you meant constipation?

Pretty sure. Are you making a joke or is there something you had in mind?

DAC wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

You sure you meant constipation?

Pretty sure. Are you making a joke or is there something you had in mind?

Constipation kicking in would indicate NOT being able to shit.

FavreFan wrote:

Which team you on?

https://deadspin.com/sitters-vs-stander ... pe-5424415

Can you post this as an archive.is link as I want to make sure they don't get the traffic

def need the home field advantage. I only shit outside of home if an absolute emergency. I like to be leisurely and take my time

Bagels wrote:

def need the home field advantage. I only shit outside of home if an absolute emergency. I like to be leisurely and take my time

I'm the same way. I'm somewhat jealous of people who can shit anywhere.

In the workplace, you gotta get in early to be one of the first shitters. A toilet is of no use after 9AM, all warm seat and what not.

Can you post this as an archive.is link as I want to make sure they don't get the traffic

Caller Bob wrote:

In the workplace, you gotta get in early to be one of the first shitters. A toilet is of no use after 9AM, all warm seat and what not.

This is why WFH is the best thing ever.

I had to stop halfway through the article since it was too painful. I was having flashbacks to this past Saturday when my constipation returned with a vengeance WHILE I WAS FISHING. It was 5 AM so it was still dark as I walked to my boat after launching and parking. I was thinking I could make it to out in the harbor where no one could see me. (I was in Lake Michigan and you can easily get far enough away to have some privacy.) But I couldn't make the boat ride and thankfully I was the only boat in the launch. I really hope they don't have any cameras at the launch because they would of had an unfortunate show. Anyways, it was really bad and the shit I had to do should not be told to anyone. But the relief I felt afterwards was amazing. Had a great day fishing too.

GoldenJet wrote:

DAC wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

You sure you meant constipation?

Pretty sure. Are you making a joke or is there something you had in mind?

Constipation kicking in would indicate NOT being able to shit.

Yeah that’s what I was getting at. Constipation may leave with a vengeance, but it usually enters with the urgency of Kevin Costner ambling onto an Iowa baseball field.

DAC wrote:

wait. Normal people go out and fish in Lake Michigan at 5AM? I had no idea.

Are u on the Michigan side or some shit?

Author:	FavreFan [ Tue Aug 31, 2021 11:56 am ]
Post subject:	Taking a shit
Which team you on? https://deadspin.com/sitters-vs-stander ... pe-5424415

Author:	Rod [ Tue Aug 31, 2021 12:07 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote: Which team you on? https://deadspin.com/sitters-vs-stander ... pe-5424415 I remember having a heated discussion with my business partner who insisted that proper form was a "low hover". That partner is now serving sixty years in state prison.

Author:	Caller Bob [ Tue Aug 31, 2021 12:10 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Taking a shit
whister vibe

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Tue Aug 31, 2021 12:11 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Taking a shit
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: That partner is now serving sixty years in state prison. And probably partaking in a different type of "low hover"

Author:	good dolphin [ Tue Aug 31, 2021 12:26 pm ]
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perfected the hover technique out of necessity in euro and third world bathrooms where you are provided nothing but a hole and a couple of places to put your feet

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Author:	Jaw Breaker [ Tue Aug 31, 2021 12:36 pm ]
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Before I sit, I make a small wad of wet paper towels (or toilet paper) to clean up afterwards. Next best thing to a bidet. Haven't had a skid mark in decades!

Author:	KDdidit [ Tue Aug 31, 2021 12:38 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Taking a shit
After every dump at home I take a shower. I got toilet clogging eco-terrorism wipes in the car for road games.

Author:	Bagels [ Tue Aug 31, 2021 12:38 pm ]
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def need the home field advantage. I only shit outside of home if an absolute emergency. I like to be leisurely and take my time

Author:	Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Aug 31, 2021 4:54 pm ]
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If this thread doesn't bring Slap Shot Ed back, he's gone forever. I'm still scarred by his septic tank cleaning stories.

Author:	DAC [ Tue Aug 31, 2021 7:36 pm ]
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I had to stop halfway through the article since it was too painful. I was having flashbacks to this past Saturday when my constipation returned with a vengeance WHILE I WAS FISHING. It was 5 AM so it was still dark as I walked to my boat after launching and parking. I was thinking I could make it to out in the harbor where no one could see me. (I was in Lake Michigan and you can easily get far enough away to have some privacy.) But I couldn't make the boat ride and thankfully I was the only boat in the launch. I really hope they don't have any cameras at the launch because they would of had an unfortunate show. Anyways, it was really bad and the shit I had to do should not be told to anyone. But the relief I felt afterwards was amazing. Had a great day fishing too.

Author:	This Ends in Antioch [ Tue Aug 31, 2021 7:41 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Taking a shit
You sure you meant constipation?

Author:	Ogie Oglethorpe [ Tue Aug 31, 2021 10:29 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Taking a shit
FavreFan wrote: Which team you on? https://deadspin.com/sitters-vs-stander ... pe-5424415 Can you post this as an archive.is link as I want to make sure they don't get the traffic

Author:	DAC [ Wed Sep 01, 2021 6:58 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Taking a shit
This Ends in Antioch wrote: You sure you meant constipation? Pretty sure. Are you making a joke or is there something you had in mind?

Author:	GoldenJet [ Wed Sep 01, 2021 8:16 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Taking a shit
DAC wrote: This Ends in Antioch wrote: You sure you meant constipation? Pretty sure. Are you making a joke or is there something you had in mind? Constipation kicking in would indicate NOT being able to shit.

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Author:	This Ends in Antioch [ Wed Sep 01, 2021 8:28 am ]
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GoldenJet wrote: DAC wrote: This Ends in Antioch wrote: You sure you meant constipation? Pretty sure. Are you making a joke or is there something you had in mind? Constipation kicking in would indicate NOT being able to shit. Yeah that’s what I was getting at. Constipation may leave with a vengeance, but it usually enters with the urgency of Kevin Costner ambling onto an Iowa baseball field.

Author:	SpiralStairs [ Wed Sep 01, 2021 8:29 am ]
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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote: FavreFan wrote: Which team you on? https://deadspin.com/sitters-vs-stander ... pe-5424415 Can you post this as an archive.is link as I want to make sure they don't get the traffic Grow up Peter Pan

Author:	Franky T [ Wed Sep 01, 2021 8:46 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Taking a shit
Bagels wrote: def need the home field advantage. I only shit outside of home if an absolute emergency. I like to be leisurely and take my time I'm the same way. I'm somewhat jealous of people who can shit anywhere.

Author:	Bagels [ Wed Sep 01, 2021 8:55 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Taking a shit
Franky T wrote: Bagels wrote: def need the home field advantage. I only shit outside of home if an absolute emergency. I like to be leisurely and take my time I'm the same way. I'm somewhat jealous of people who can shit anywhere. yea no kidding...we have a 1 person bathroom on the 2nd floor of our building , which is what i use in an emergency but the main bathroom everyone uses has 2 urinals and 2 stalls , i'll walk in and people will just be ripping ass left and right. Like have you no shame ??

Author:	Caller Bob [ Wed Sep 01, 2021 9:00 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Taking a shit
In the workplace, you gotta get in early to be one of the first shitters. A toilet is of no use after 9AM, all warm seat and what not.

Author:	Ogie Oglethorpe [ Wed Sep 01, 2021 9:28 am ]
Post subject:	Re: Taking a shit
Caller Bob wrote: In the workplace, you gotta get in early to be one of the first shitters. A toilet is of no use after 9AM, all warm seat and what not. This is why WFH is the best thing ever.

Author:	whistler [ Wed Sep 01, 2021 2:16 pm ]
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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote: Can you post this as an archive.is link as I want to make sure they don't get the traffic perfect!!

Author:	whistler [ Wed Sep 01, 2021 2:17 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Taking a shit
Ogie Oglethorpe wrote: Caller Bob wrote: In the workplace, you gotta get in early to be one of the first shitters. A toilet is of no use after 9AM, all warm seat and what not. This is why WFH is the best thing ever. Disagree. Going into the office means u dont have to use ur own toilet paper. And soap and water. Save money.

Author:	whistler [ Wed Sep 01, 2021 2:18 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Taking a shit
DAC wrote: I had to stop halfway through the article since it was too painful. I was having flashbacks to this past Saturday when my constipation returned with a vengeance WHILE I WAS FISHING. It was 5 AM so it was still dark as I walked to my boat after launching and parking. I was thinking I could make it to out in the harbor where no one could see me. (I was in Lake Michigan and you can easily get far enough away to have some privacy.) But I couldn't make the boat ride and thankfully I was the only boat in the launch. I really hope they don't have any cameras at the launch because they would of had an unfortunate show. Anyways, it was really bad and the shit I had to do should not be told to anyone. But the relief I felt afterwards was amazing. Had a great day fishing too. wait. Normal people go out and fish in Lake Michigan at 5AM? I had no idea. Are u on the Michigan side or some shit?

Author:	DAC [ Wed Sep 01, 2021 4:32 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Taking a shit
This Ends in Antioch wrote: GoldenJet wrote: DAC wrote: This Ends in Antioch wrote: You sure you meant constipation? Pretty sure. Are you making a joke or is there something you had in mind? Constipation kicking in would indicate NOT being able to shit. Yeah that’s what I was getting at. Constipation may leave with a vengeance, but it usually enters with the urgency of Kevin Costner ambling onto an Iowa baseball field. I had to shit but couldn't physically get started. This has happened twice in the last month for the first time in my life. I originally thought it was from all the vitamins I was told to take due to COVID but now I am wondering if it is something in my diet. I have been eating a shitload of tomatoes and jalepenos due to an overabundance from my garden. Also, the couple times it happened I had taken a pot gummy the night before. I'm about ready to go see the doctor for this.

Author:	DAC [ Wed Sep 01, 2021 4:34 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: Taking a shit
whistler wrote: DAC wrote: I had to stop halfway through the article since it was too painful. I was having flashbacks to this past Saturday when my constipation returned with a vengeance WHILE I WAS FISHING. It was 5 AM so it was still dark as I walked to my boat after launching and parking. I was thinking I could make it to out in the harbor where no one could see me. (I was in Lake Michigan and you can easily get far enough away to have some privacy.) But I couldn't make the boat ride and thankfully I was the only boat in the launch. I really hope they don't have any cameras at the launch because they would of had an unfortunate show. Anyways, it was really bad and the shit I had to do should not be told to anyone. But the relief I felt afterwards was amazing. Had a great day fishing too. wait. Normal people go out and fish in Lake Michigan at 5AM? I had no idea. Are u on the Michigan side or some shit? I'm not normal. I like to get out on the lake before daylight and watch the sun come up. I could start going out a little late now since the sun doesn't come up till 5:30-5:45.