I almost honked today after nearly eating some rotten Buddig.
I don't think I've honked in at least 10 years. Maybe longer.
I'm not a puker.
When was the last time you barfed?

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Very interesting: prior to vomiting, you generate saliva. The saliva is triggered by the body in part to protect the enamel of your teeth from the incoming stomach acid, which is harmful to the enamel.

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I needed some money. It wasn’t a drug thing but on the streets sometimes….

Oh…honked… never mind…

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Fascinating. I had a roommate who called honking "the long spit".

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I have money.

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I’ve never heard the term honked to reference puking.

Hurled
Barfed
Puked
Ralphed
Reversal of Fortune


Never heard honked.

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People keep telling me that.
But I'm pretty sure it's it's thing.

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Yes. There is a feeling and that's why you can get to the bathroom. Not my son though. He'll puke all the fuck all over the place when he pukes. It's the worst when he is sick. He misses the bucket 6 inches from him. Hits every fucking blanket, bedspread and sheet in the room though and always at 3 am. And then it's all oh hun you okay don't worry your are good I'll clean all this up no problem go to bed. My daughter and I have it coming out of our ears before we puke on the floor or in our beds. My husband doesn't puke much.

Honk is in Wayne's world. I'm giving you a no honk guarantee.

I don't know what he is talking about but I think it might be sexual.

Never heard reversal of fortune.

Like I said. I have cash.

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He's a bean counter. Offer him beans. Magic beans if you got them.

I have two.
Magic beans.

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Reversal of Fortune is from Nathan’s Hot Dog contest on the 4th.

Apparently it is a disqualification and a nicer way to say puke.

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Anybody pukes in my house going forward I'm yelling "disqualified!". That's a good one. I like it!

It's ok. I give you a No Honk Guarantee.

Saturday

Edit: Oh you mean puked? Week and a half ago I think.

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Alcohol over indulgence. My 21st birthday, 25 years ago was the last full on hurl. About 6 months after that I had the flu and was pushing someone’s car out of a ditch in Bozeman and started a coughing fit that induced a small bit of vomit but that’s it. 1988 was last time before that (bad chicken salad). I remember them all vividly.

I have a very quick gag reflex, which pretty much disqualified me from the gay porn industry. I'll usually gag just brushing my teeth. I rarely puke but when I do, it seems like every bit of my digestive track tries to escape through my mouth. It's very violent and I feel exhausted from the experience.

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The last time I actually got really that sick was March 2002. Dr. Ken Jr. I was almost 2 and got a rotavirus and brought it home.

I remember it was March 2002 because I was lying in bed watching the CBS special on 9/11 that had just come out and was the first to show alot of the footage from inside the towers.

Not that I could watch much of it since I was honking(?) non-stop. I lost 6 pounds in a day and had to sleep on the bathroom floor.

That is the sickest I've ever been as an adult.

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Look to the cookie.....

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Saturday....too much Anti-Hero. Decent beer, but I should have known to limit those at 2.

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toss cookies
boot
استفرغ

Decades.

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GO BEARS!!!

I rarely puke but when I do, it's usually something exotic.

couple weeks ago, was opening a bag of spinach and the sight of some rotted spinach made me gag
i can't deal with rotting greens . I get burned by those clamshell things of lettuce a lot

Never heard that one. I have heard 'Riding/Driving the porcelain bus'

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Praying to the Porcelain God was one we used a lot in college.

Had forgotten about that one.

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