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Can somebody kill an owl for me?
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Author:  Spaulding [ Thu Oct 07, 2021 9:43 pm ]
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About 4 months ago we started hearing this owl. It was cute and fun at first, no more. It hoots all the fucking time at all fucking hours of the night. I can't handle it anymore. How do I get rid of it? It's hooting now and it's gonna hoot at about 3am, I'm all done!!!!
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Oct 07, 2021 10:05 pm ]
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Author:  RFDC [ Thu Oct 07, 2021 10:09 pm ]
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I am guessing Darko is your man
Author:  Spaulding [ Thu Oct 07, 2021 10:11 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
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Yes. This is what is about to go down!!!!!!
Author:  Darkside [ Thu Oct 07, 2021 10:18 pm ]
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Dude. Owls are our friends. They eat mice.
Author:  Hussra [ Thu Oct 07, 2021 10:32 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote:
About 4 months ago we started hearing this owl. It was cute and fun at first, no more. It hoots all the fucking time at all fucking hours of the night. I can't handle it anymore. How do I get rid of it? It's hooting now and it's gonna hoot at about 3am, I'm all done!!!!



Recent death in the family? It's probably them. Trying to alert you to impending doom.
Author:  crayphish [ Thu Oct 07, 2021 10:47 pm ]
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The fuck is this jabroni activity all about?
Author:  badrogue17 [ Thu Oct 07, 2021 10:49 pm ]
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Author:  Spaulding [ Thu Oct 07, 2021 11:05 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
Dude. Owls are our friends. They eat mice.


They hoot all the fucking time. No mas, no amigos!
Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Thu Oct 07, 2021 11:18 pm ]
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Owl et you in on a little secret. Its not really a secret as Darkside already said it but Owls are pretty awesome. I would recommend going out by the tree and waiting for it to say whooooo. Then you say "let the dogs out". The owl will not be cool with this after a few turns and will either shut up or a neighbor will start throwing stuff at the both of you. Either way your relationship with the owl will grow and you will learn to appreciate its usefulness as an exterior, self cleaning mousetrap.
Author:  Drunk Squirrel [ Fri Oct 08, 2021 7:47 am ]
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Federal and state crime without a nuisance permit and I don’t think hooting qualifies for that. Not even supposed to harass birds of prey.
Author:  badrogue17 [ Fri Oct 08, 2021 7:50 am ]
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I think if you manage to acquire a pussycat there’s a pretty good chance he’ll eventually go to the sea .
Author:  Brick [ Fri Oct 08, 2021 7:51 am ]
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I'm a big fan of that owl.
Author:  Bagels [ Fri Oct 08, 2021 8:19 am ]
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just have louder sex to drown out the hooting
Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Oct 08, 2021 8:58 am ]
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I bet the owl doesn't complain when YOU wake IT up stumbling into the house at 3 am
Author:  This Ends in Antioch [ Fri Oct 08, 2021 9:05 am ]
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I did some research and it looks like an owl’s most typical natural predator is another owl. Apparently they’re territorial.

So your best bet is to go get another owl to kill the owl that’s bothering you.
Author:  Tad Queasy [ Fri Oct 08, 2021 10:41 am ]
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It would be chuckle worthy if Margaret Craven married Emery Moorhead and hyphenated her last name.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Oct 08, 2021 11:31 am ]
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Is this like code for trying to hire a black market assassin to kill someone?

I can already hear Lester Holt saying, "It was an almost a perfect crime until a message board discovered a twist that nobody saw coming. Now, here's Keith Morrison with....."Who Dunnit?"
Author:  Brick [ Fri Oct 08, 2021 11:33 am ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Is this like code for trying to hire a black market assassin to kill someone?

I can already hear Lester Holt saying, "It was an almost a perfect crime until a message board discovered a twist that nobody saw coming. Now, here's Keith Morrison with....."Who Dunnit?"

"It started with an innocuous joke about a lack of electricity at a VFW hall and it ended with his lights being turned out"
Author:  Spaulding [ Fri Oct 08, 2021 1:53 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
I bet the owl doesn't complain when YOU wake IT up stumbling into the house at 3 am


Et tu, Brute? Stepping on Baby's bit.

I haven't been drinking much lately. Sometimes I'm leaving the house a little after 3 to get to work. Been going to bed around 8.
Author:  Darkside [ Fri Oct 08, 2021 6:19 pm ]
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You ever seen that movie with the smelly guy from dazed and confused and horseface are dating and that hot chick and the faggy guy from the hangover try to kill a mockingbird and when they thought they did they freakd out and tried to save it then fucked?
Author:  Spaulding [ Fri Oct 08, 2021 6:40 pm ]
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Failure to Launch? If that smelly guy from dazed and confused is in it, I've probably seen it. I would lick the stench off that man.
Author:  Darkside [ Fri Oct 08, 2021 6:41 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote:
Failure to Launch? If that smelly guy from dazed and confused is in it, I've probably seen it. I would lick the stench off that man.

Cool.
Author:  K Effective [ Mon Oct 11, 2021 6:12 am ]
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I was replacing a fence corner post yesterday, and had to run back to the barn to grab another tool. As I drove next to one of our vineyards, a huge, mostly white owl flew up from about three rows in. It quickly dove back to below row level, then out the end and into the corn field. It didn't stay there long, and flew up again towards our barn. Two crows were pestering it as it flew higher and higher, and it flew off toward the south. I caught a glimpse of its glide from the grapes into the corn, and its very different wing flap as it climbed away. Really cool, first time I've seen one at our place. Thanks for dropping it off over here, Spaulding!
Author:  Rod [ Wed Oct 13, 2021 11:33 am ]
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Author:  SuperNintendoHjalmarsson [ Wed Oct 13, 2021 4:58 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
You ever seen that movie with the smelly guy from dazed and confused and horseface are dating and that hot chick and the faggy guy from the hangover try to kill a mockingbird and when they thought they did they freakd out and tried to save it then fucked?



:-? whaaaa??
Author:  badrogue17 [ Wed Oct 13, 2021 5:26 pm ]
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I think that was an episode on the Andy Griffith show
Author:  Darkside [ Wed Oct 13, 2021 6:05 pm ]
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That post makes sense still even though I'm sober now.
Author:  Nardi [ Thu Oct 14, 2021 10:21 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
That post makes sense still even though I'm sober now.

Agreed. Solid post.
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