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Author:  SpiralStairs [ Thu Jan 20, 2022 9:50 am ]
Post subject:  Best Wheat Thins Variety

I'm partial to their sun-dried tomato variety. But I have an open mind and am willing to listen to counter-arguments.

Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Jan 20, 2022 9:51 am ]
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What's your favorite Wheat Thin to dip in cum?

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Thu Jan 20, 2022 9:57 am ]
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Douchebag wrote:
What's your favorite Wheat Thin to dip in cum?


I would never taint a Wheat Thin in such a manner. Wheat Thins are sacrosanct.

Author:  City of Fools [ Thu Jan 20, 2022 9:59 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Best Wheat Thins Variety

the low salt and the low fat ones suck.

I've been living on wheat thins over the last few weeks for some reason.

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:00 am ]
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City of Fools wrote:
I've been living on wheat thins over the last few weeks for some reason.


It's because they're fucking delicious. Simple as that.

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:19 am ]
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SpiralStairs wrote:
City of Fools wrote:
I've been living on wheat thins over the last few weeks for some reason.


It's because they're fucking delicious. Simple as that.


They are the best. I don't know how Triscuits are still on the market when Wheat Thins are right there for the taking.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:19 am ]
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No straight man eats Wheat Thins.

Author:  Nas [ Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:19 am ]
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Tomato Basil is the best. If I don't want to eat the entire box in 1 sitting, I got with Hint of Salt.

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:23 am ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
No straight man eats Wheat Thins.


Then why did you beg to share a box with me at the peep show last weekend? :lol:

Author:  Bagels [ Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:28 am ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
No straight man eats Wheat Thins.


real men eat Triscuits

Author:  a retard [ Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:30 am ]
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Bagels wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
No straight man eats Wheat Thins.


real men eat Triscuits


This real man eats both. At the same time.

Author:  Tall Midget [ Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:38 am ]
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Bagels wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
No straight man eats Wheat Thins.


real men eat Triscuits


Chicken in a Biscuit!

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Thu Jan 20, 2022 10:42 am ]
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a retard wrote:
Bagels wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
No straight man eats Wheat Thins.


real men eat Triscuits


This real man eats both. At the same time.


I could see the appeal of a Triscuit, Wheat Thin sandwich. The real debate is which cracker would be the meat and which would be relegated to the role of the bread. I think it's obvious which one I'd choose. :wink:

Author:  Franky T [ Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:03 am ]
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Bagels wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
No straight man eats Wheat Thins.


real men eat Triscuits

A Wheat Thin would crumble trying to dip in a cheese spread. A Triscuit cuts through it like a warm knife through butter.

Author:  Nas [ Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:08 am ]
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Franky T wrote:
Bagels wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
No straight man eats Wheat Thins.


real men eat Triscuits

A Wheat Thin would crumble trying to dip in a cheese spread. A Triscuit cuts through it like a warm knife through butter.


Wheat Thins don't need a spread to make them edible.

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:15 am ]
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Franky T wrote:
Bagels wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
No straight man eats Wheat Thins.


real men eat Triscuits

A Wheat Thin would crumble trying to dip in a cheese spread. A Triscuit cuts through it like a warm knife through butter.


Taking a cheese grater to the roof of my mouth to own the libs

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:21 am ]
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SpiralStairs wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
No straight man eats Wheat Thins.


Then why did you beg to share a box with me at the peep show last weekend? :lol:


Thank you both for coming.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:21 am ]
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Tall Midget wrote:
Bagels wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
No straight man eats Wheat Thins.


real men eat Triscuits


Chicken in a Biscuit!


This guy gets it.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:25 am ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
No straight man eats Wheat Thins.


Then why did you beg to share a box with me at the peep show last weekend? :lol:


Thank you both for coming.

Only one of us came.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:31 am ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
Bagels wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
No straight man eats Wheat Thins.


real men eat Triscuits


Chicken in a Biscuit!


This guy gets it.


You guys would like those. Just the smell of those things makes me puke.

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:44 am ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
No straight man eats Wheat Thins.


Then why did you beg to share a box with me at the peep show last weekend? :lol:


Thank you both for coming.

Only one of us came.


I faked it

Author:  Spaulding [ Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:46 am ]
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Yeah those are gross. I like club crackers.

Author:  Franky T [ Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:46 am ]
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Nas wrote:
Franky T wrote:
Bagels wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
No straight man eats Wheat Thins.


real men eat Triscuits

A Wheat Thin would crumble trying to dip in a cheese spread. A Triscuit cuts through it like a warm knife through butter.


Wheat Thins don't need a spread to make them edible.

Do you a spoon to eat cheese spread?

Author:  Nas [ Thu Jan 20, 2022 11:49 am ]
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Franky T wrote:
Nas wrote:
Franky T wrote:
Bagels wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
No straight man eats Wheat Thins.


real men eat Triscuits

A Wheat Thin would crumble trying to dip in a cheese spread. A Triscuit cuts through it like a warm knife through butter.


Wheat Thins don't need a spread to make them edible.

Do you a spoon to eat cheese spread?


Are you watching me?

Author:  KDdidit [ Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:06 pm ]
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Wheat Thins, Ritz, and Club crackers are all dosed with sugar, of course they're good. Wheat Thins have the most, making them FAR SUPERIOR.

Author:  Nardi [ Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:08 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote:
What's your favorite Wheat Thin to dip in cum?

:lol: Welcome back, you piece of shit!!!!

Author:  Caller Bob [ Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:13 pm ]
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SpiralStairs wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
No straight man eats Wheat Thins.


Then why did you beg to share a box with me at the peep show last weekend? :lol:


Thank you both for coming.

Only one of us came.


I faked it

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Author:  City of Fools [ Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Best Wheat Thins Variety

Spaulding wrote:
Yeah those are gross. I like club crackers.

soft crackers are in a different snack category than hard crackers.

I get hard. Don't get soft.

Author:  Nardi [ Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:55 pm ]
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extra toasty cheeze-its

Author:  Spaulding [ Thu Jan 20, 2022 12:56 pm ]
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I like the toasteds butter crisp or those raincoast type crackers

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