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 Post subject: Hef porked a pooch?
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Apparently on Secerts of Playboy Mansion, it will he revealed that Heffner fucked his wife's dog.

I mean I guess I could see HawaiiYou doing that but... Hef? Say it ain't so.

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The thought of Hef banging a dog is somehow less revolting that him banging 20 year olds who had absolutely no interest in his wrinkle rocket.

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Pics of the dog?

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a female dog?

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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
The thought of Hef banging a dog is somehow less revolting that him banging 20 year olds who had absolutely no interest in his wrinkle rocket.


The word was that Hef was closeted. He did have sex with the women but it would only be doggy while gay porn was on and he was faced towards the TV.

He always seemed creepy to me, like a guy still living in the 50s-60s in the 90s-00s, but entirely unaware of his lack of hipness.

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Very little would surprise me when it comes to uber celebrities and sex.


I doubt we have any idea of the level of depravity of people we hold in some esteem.

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Pics of the dog?

:lol:

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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
The thought of Hef banging a dog is somehow less revolting that him banging 20 year olds who had absolutely no interest in his wrinkle rocket.


The word was that Hef was closeted. He did have sex with the women but it would only be doggy while gay porn was on and he was faced towards the TV.

He always seemed creepy to me, like a guy still living in the 50s-60s in the 90s-00s, but entirely unaware of his lack of hipness.


I am not sure about closeted. Probably dabbled in the Bi craze in the early 70's like Bowie/Jagger/Lennon? No idea. Anyway, I thought part of his problems were his mother or parents were super religious strict and daddy left him.

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