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Author:  SpiralStairs [ Wed Feb 09, 2022 7:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Chickens

How many do you think you’ve consumed in your life?

I’m thinking nearly 800. I paid no attention to their pronouns which made eating them all the more delightful.

Author:  Brick [ Wed Feb 09, 2022 7:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Chickens

You eat the whole chicken?

Author:  denisdman [ Wed Feb 09, 2022 7:41 pm ]
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Brick wrote:
You choke the whole chicken?


FTFY

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Wed Feb 09, 2022 7:58 pm ]
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Way to dodge the question

Author:  Caller Bob [ Wed Feb 09, 2022 8:00 pm ]
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SpiralStairs wrote:
How many do you think you’ve consumed in your life?

I’m thinking nearly 800. I paid no attention to their pronouns which made eating them all the more delightful.


I assumed you were non-binary vegan?

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Wed Feb 09, 2022 8:09 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
How many do you think you’ve consumed in your life?

I’m thinking nearly 800. I paid no attention to their pronouns which made eating them all the more delightful.


I assumed you were non-binary vegan?


That’s what you get for assuming you stinky turd!

Author:  Seacrest [ Wed Feb 09, 2022 9:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Chickens

Caller Bob wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
How many do you think you’ve consumed in your life?

I’m thinking nearly 800. I paid no attention to their pronouns which made eating them all the more delightful.


I assumed you were non-binary vegan?


:lol: :lol:

Author:  Jbi11s [ Wed Feb 09, 2022 9:09 pm ]
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This is legitimately a great question

Probably thousands

Author:  Augie [ Wed Feb 09, 2022 9:19 pm ]
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Is this a prelude to a McNugget eating contest?

Author:  Darkside [ Wed Feb 09, 2022 9:35 pm ]
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Augie wrote:
Is this a prelude to a McNugget eating contest?

Bro that shit ain't chicken.
You know how everything tastes like chicken? Well...

Author:  Augie [ Wed Feb 09, 2022 9:41 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
Augie wrote:
Is this a prelude to a McNugget eating contest?

Bro that shit ain't chicken.
You know how everything tastes like chicken? Well...


Good point.

Author:  Bagels [ Wed Feb 09, 2022 9:50 pm ]
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Am i including Cornish hens ?

Bc i eat a lot of those

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Feb 09, 2022 10:28 pm ]
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Bagels wrote:
Am i including Cornish hens ?

FRANK: What is this thing anyway?

MRS. ROSS: It's Cornish gamehen.

FRANK: What is that, like a little chicken?

GEORGE: It's, uh, it's not a little chicken. It's a gamebird.

FRANK: Gamebird?

GEORGE: Yeah.

FRANK: What do you mean? Like, you - you hunt it?

MR. ROSS: Yes.

FRANK: How hard could it be to kill this thing?

Author:  Seacrest [ Wed Feb 09, 2022 10:35 pm ]
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Bagels wrote:
Am i including Cornish hens ?

Bc i eat a lot of those



Taste like chicken?

Author:  Bagels [ Wed Feb 09, 2022 10:43 pm ]
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Seacrest wrote:
Bagels wrote:
Am i including Cornish hens ?

Bc i eat a lot of those



Taste like chicken?


It’s like a late term abortion chicken

Author:  Rod [ Thu Feb 10, 2022 6:43 am ]
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Image

Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Feb 10, 2022 9:36 am ]
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Image

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Thu Feb 10, 2022 10:11 am ]
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Image

Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Feb 10, 2022 10:12 am ]
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Image

Author:  Bagels [ Thu Feb 10, 2022 10:14 am ]
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Douchebag wrote:
Image

:lol: :lol:

Author:  Brick [ Thu Feb 10, 2022 10:16 am ]
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I still don't think we've gotten clarity on this question.

Let's say I said that I've eaten 1,000 oreos in my life, but then I say "I only ate the vanilla filling in the middle and threw away the chocolate cookie or someone else ate them". How many oreos have I actually eaten? 1,000 oreos were sacrificed to feed me but I don't think it would be accurate to say that I've eaten 1,000 oreos.

Author:  Tall Midget [ Thu Feb 10, 2022 10:16 am ]
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Bagels wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
Bagels wrote:
Am i including Cornish hens ?

Bc i eat a lot of those



Taste like chicken?


It’s like a late term abortion chicken


They should be marketed as Unbornish Hens.

Liberals would start buying them up by the thousands.

Author:  hnd [ Thu Feb 10, 2022 10:26 am ]
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only a few if we are talking collectively.

chicken breast is the most disgusting meat of any meat regularly eaten in the US

Author:  This Ends in Antioch [ Thu Feb 10, 2022 10:28 am ]
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Tall Midget wrote:
Bagels wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
Bagels wrote:
Am i including Cornish hens ?

Bc i eat a lot of those



Taste like chicken?


It’s like a late term abortion chicken


They should be marketed as Unbornish Hens.

Liberals would start buying them up by the thousands.

:lol:

Author:  Nardi [ Thu Feb 10, 2022 10:35 am ]
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Brick wrote:
I still don't think we've gotten clarity on this question.

Let's say I said that I've eaten 1,000 oreos in my life, but then I say "I only ate the vanilla filling in the middle and threw away the chocolate cookie or someone else ate them". How many oreos have I actually eaten? 1,000 oreos were sacrificed to feed me but I don't think it would be accurate to say that I've eaten 1,000 oreos.

Don't you ever get tired of yourself?

Author:  BigW72 [ Thu Feb 10, 2022 10:40 am ]
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hnd wrote:
only a few if we are talking collectively.

chicken breast is the most disgusting meat of any meat regularly eaten in the US

Horrible take.
It's easy to overcook chicken breast where it dries out, but no chance i'd call it "disgusting". :lol:

Author:  Harvard Dan [ Thu Feb 10, 2022 10:57 am ]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgntkGc5iBo

Author:  Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Thu Feb 10, 2022 11:30 am ]
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I eat more chicken than any man ever seen.

Author:  hnd [ Thu Feb 10, 2022 12:06 pm ]
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BigW72 wrote:
hnd wrote:
only a few if we are talking collectively.

chicken breast is the most disgusting meat of any meat regularly eaten in the US

Horrible take.
It's easy to overcook chicken breast where it dries out, but no chance i'd call it "disgusting". :lol:


i've had perfectly cooked chicken breast. flavorless. any flavor it has was injected or rubbed into it. I wouldn't even eat it out of the garbage

Author:  Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Thu Feb 10, 2022 12:13 pm ]
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hnd wrote:
BigW72 wrote:
hnd wrote:
only a few if we are talking collectively.

chicken breast is the most disgusting meat of any meat regularly eaten in the US

Horrible take.
It's easy to overcook chicken breast where it dries out, but no chance i'd call it "disgusting". :lol:


i've had perfectly cooked chicken breast. flavorless. any flavor it has was injected or rubbed into it. I wouldn't even eat it out of the garbage

We have an early contender for worst thought of the year.

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