A full grown male kangaroo is no joke
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Mon Feb 21, 2022 7:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Largest animal you could defeat in single combat. |
The caveat is that you’re fighting on the animal’s home turf. So if you choose manatee you better know how to swim. I’m thinking I could take down a particularly aggressive goose if needed. Maybe even a smallish adult pig. |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Mon Feb 21, 2022 7:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat. |
I am confident that I could mop the floor with just about any marsupial that is thrown at me. |
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| Author: | Jbi11s [ Mon Feb 21, 2022 7:37 pm ] |
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SpiralStairs wrote: The caveat is that you’re fighting on the animal’s home turf. So if you choose manatee you better know how to swim. I’m thinking I could take down a particularly aggressive goose if needed. Maybe even a smallish adult pig. Your mom |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Mon Feb 21, 2022 7:38 pm ] |
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Tall Midget wrote: I am confident that I could mop the floor with just about any marsupial that is thrown at me. A kangaroo would fuck your entire world up |
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| Author: | Jbi11s [ Mon Feb 21, 2022 8:21 pm ] |
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A full grown male kangaroo is no joke
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| Author: | This Ends in Antioch [ Mon Feb 21, 2022 8:23 pm ] |
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Does the animal know it’s a fight? |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Mon Feb 21, 2022 8:39 pm ] |
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I’ll take out a giraffe. Guessing they’re docile, and my plan is to crush one of its legs. |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Mon Feb 21, 2022 8:46 pm ] |
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This Ends in Antioch wrote: Does the animal know it’s a fight? I think once you advance on it with evil intent it will know right away. |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Mon Feb 21, 2022 8:48 pm ] |
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denisdman wrote: I’ll take out a giraffe. Guessing they’re docile, and my plan is to crush one of its legs. Denis thinks he could out kick a giraffe. |
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| Author: | This Ends in Antioch [ Mon Feb 21, 2022 8:52 pm ] |
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SpiralStairs wrote: This Ends in Antioch wrote: Does the animal know it’s a fight? I think once you advance on it with evil intent it will know right away. What kind of human advantages can I use? I’m assuming no weapons but can I craft some type of trap? |
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| Author: | Jbi11s [ Mon Feb 21, 2022 9:04 pm ] |
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denisdman wrote: I’ll take out a giraffe. Guessing they’re docile, and my plan is to crush one of its legs. Denis No 
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Mon Feb 21, 2022 9:10 pm ] |
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Hand to hand or can we use tools? Like stray 2x4 or a shovel? Or a big stick. |
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| Author: | shirtless driver [ Tue Feb 22, 2022 4:08 am ] |
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Julie DiCaro. I could just stand there and say something she didn't agree with. She would present a rebuttal. I would nuke her with truth. She'd post her L on Twatter, get ratioed, and then cry herself into 4 bags of Flamin' Hot Cheetos and yell at her husband and sons. I win. |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Tue Feb 22, 2022 7:46 am ] |
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Bare hands only |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Tue Feb 22, 2022 8:06 am ] |
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SpiralStairs wrote: Bare hands only Jimmy pasta. How about bear hands? |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Tue Feb 22, 2022 8:18 am ] |
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Terry's Peeps wrote: SpiralStairs wrote: Bare hands only Jimmy pasta. How about bear hands? You can chop off Gabe Carimi’s hands and throw them at the animal |
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| Author: | Harvard Dan [ Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:11 am ] |
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SpiralStairs wrote: Bare hands only https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIXcZTxscoA |
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| Author: | Harvard Dan [ Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:12 am ] |
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Caller Bob wrote: SpiralStairs wrote: Terry's Peeps wrote: SpiralStairs wrote: Bare hands only Jimmy pasta. How about bear hands? You can chop off Gabe Carimi’s hands and throw them at the animal Cole Kmet's are equally as useless. |
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| Author: | Cashman [ Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:14 am ] |
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SpiralStairs wrote: Tall Midget wrote: I am confident that I could mop the floor with just about any marsupial that is thrown at me. A kangaroo would fuck your entire world up Especially if they are around water. They are masters at drowning animals. |
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| Author: | Cashman [ Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:15 am ] |
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No joke, I think I could take out a wolf if I had to. |
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| Author: | BigW72 [ Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:24 am ] |
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shirtless driver wrote: Julie DiCaro. I could just stand there and say something she didn't agree with. She would present a rebuttal. I would nuke her with truth. She'd post her L on Twatter, get ratioed, and then cry herself into 4 bags of Flamin' Hot Cheetos and yell at her husband and sons. I win. I think this one wins the thread easily. |
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| Author: | Jbi11s [ Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:25 am ] |
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Cashman wrote: No joke, I think I could take out a wolf if I had to. Adult males can be 6ft long and weigh 170-200lbs or more. Plus they are strong and their teeth look like this…  All that being said I think you have a slight chance against a single wolf if you can contain the initial bite and get a hold of their head. Still not great odds. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:29 am ] |
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I assume humans aren't counted because I am pretty sure I could take out a 600 pound human but I doubt I could take 600 pounds of any other kind of animal. |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:45 am ] |
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Jbi11s wrote: A full grown male kangaroo is no joke Is that supposed to be intimidating? It telegraphed its move and left its lower half exposed. I don't even think kangaroos are the toughest marsupial, let alone a serious challenge for most able-bodied men. |
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| Author: | Jbi11s [ Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:46 am ] |
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That’s one of the teenage ones |
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| Author: | Jbi11s [ Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:47 am ] |
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| Author: | Jbi11s [ Tue Feb 22, 2022 9:48 am ] |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Tue Feb 22, 2022 10:07 am ] |
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Jbi11s wrote: Looks like he only trains his upper body and is therefore susceptible to a variety of leg attacks. |
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| Author: | Jbi11s [ Tue Feb 22, 2022 10:08 am ] |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Tue Feb 22, 2022 10:10 am ] |
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Again, telegraphed. You've convinced me that I could force a submission even quicker than I originally anticipated. |
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