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Author:  SpiralStairs [ Wed Mar 16, 2022 3:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Could the CFMB Defeat a Women's D III Basketball Team
Even though MANY posters here are in danger of losing their feet I'm pretty sure we could put together a team that would devastate.
Author:  billypootons [ Wed Mar 16, 2022 3:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Could the CFMB Defeat a Women's D III Basketball Team
we'd need a practice or two before the game, but yes
Author:  Hussra [ Wed Mar 16, 2022 3:24 pm ]
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at what, eating mcnuggets? No. Chugging cock? Maybe. Basketball? Definitely:


https://youtu.be/8xi1VZMTVq8?t=1329

they move and jump like dairy cattle, ffs
Author:  SpiralStairs [ Wed Mar 16, 2022 3:26 pm ]
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billypootons wrote:
we'd need a practice or two before the game, but yes


I'm talking right now. No practice whatsoever. Just taking a van to the nearest liberal arts college and demanding a match.
Author:  Caller Bob [ Wed Mar 16, 2022 3:27 pm ]
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Can we them too?
Author:  SpiralStairs [ Wed Mar 16, 2022 3:38 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
Can we rape them too?


You don't appear to have the ability to do so based on your latest comments.
Author:  Augie [ Wed Mar 16, 2022 3:45 pm ]
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Half court, maybe. Full court, no way.
Author:  Regular Reader [ Wed Mar 16, 2022 3:56 pm ]
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Can we hand check?
Author:  This Ends in Antioch [ Wed Mar 16, 2022 3:57 pm ]
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Absolutely
Author:  SpiralStairs [ Wed Mar 16, 2022 4:00 pm ]
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Regular Reader wrote:
Can we hand check?


If you want foul trouble go ahead
Author:  Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Wed Mar 16, 2022 4:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Could the CFMB Defeat a Women's D III Basketball Team
The daughter of one of my cousins played DIII for a reasonably good program for three years after a year on the end of a DI bench, and was good enough to be all conference for her senior year as a forward. She couldn't possibly defend any of her older uncles in any kind of low post game. Just not strong enough. She could get up in the air better, but she was ceding at least 50 pounds and 1-3 inches.

Take a random DIII women's team, and I think there are enough guys here in their 40s to put together a very competitive team. (Not me, I sucked at basketball except for fouling people)
Author:  KDdidit [ Wed Mar 16, 2022 4:01 pm ]
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Depends on their pronouns! Woohoo!
Author:  This Ends in Antioch [ Wed Mar 16, 2022 4:08 pm ]
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KDdidit wrote:
Depends on their pronouns! Woohoo!

That’s inappropriate.
Author:  SpiralStairs [ Wed Mar 16, 2022 4:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Could the CFMB Defeat a Women's D III Basketball Team
Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
The daughter of one of my cousins played DIII for a reasonably good program for three years after a year on the end of a DI bench, and was good enough to be all conference for her senior year as a forward. She couldn't possibly defend any of her older uncles in any kind of low post game. Just not strong enough. She could get up in the air better, but she was ceding at least 50 pounds and 1-3 inches.

Take a random DIII women's team, and I think there are enough guys here in their 40s to put together a very competitive team. (Not me, I sucked at basketball except for fouling people)


Lot of the beefier fellows on the bored would be beasts in the low post. They'd blow the 5'9", 170lb center out the goddamn gym.
Author:  Hussra [ Wed Mar 16, 2022 4:30 pm ]
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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
The daughter of one of my cousins played DIII for a reasonably good program for three years after a year on the end of a DI bench, and was good enough to be all conference for her senior year as a forward. She couldn't possibly defend any of her older uncles in any kind of low post game. Just not strong enough. She could get up in the air better, but she was ceding at least 50 pounds and 1-3 inches.

Take a random DIII women's team, and I think there are enough guys here in their 40s to put together a very competitive team. (Not me, I sucked at basketball except for fouling people)



The difference between a Div III girl's basketball player and a Div I girl's scholarship bb player: outside shot. They don't even guard anyone outside in Div III women's: https://youtu.be/8xi1VZMTVq8?t=1329

it's all drive and off-hand scoops with a bit of Princeton style backdoor action.

Their need to get into the lane to score would get them slaughtered against any 5 normal height males age 12 to death.
Author:  KDdidit [ Wed Mar 16, 2022 4:33 pm ]
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As someone who watched probably 75% of his D3 college's Women's home games, yeah we'd win. Its possible we'd be too exhausted to score by the 2nd half, but the early lead would hold.

Edit: apparently we're NAIA now and the women's team is playing in the Sweet 16 Friday, go us.
Author:  Juice's Lecture Notes [ Wed Mar 16, 2022 4:36 pm ]
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Who is the biggest guy on the squad? Tall, I mean, not fat. Ok, maybe fat too.
Author:  RFDC [ Wed Mar 16, 2022 4:39 pm ]
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Hussra wrote:
Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
The daughter of one of my cousins played DIII for a reasonably good program for three years after a year on the end of a DI bench, and was good enough to be all conference for her senior year as a forward. She couldn't possibly defend any of her older uncles in any kind of low post game. Just not strong enough. She could get up in the air better, but she was ceding at least 50 pounds and 1-3 inches.

Take a random DIII women's team, and I think there are enough guys here in their 40s to put together a very competitive team. (Not me, I sucked at basketball except for fouling people)



The difference between a Div III girl's basketball player and a Div I girl's scholarship bb player: outside shot. They don't even guard anyone outside in Div III women's: https://youtu.be/8xi1VZMTVq8?t=1329

it's all drive and off-hand scoops with a bit of Princeton style backdoor action.

Their need to get into the lane to score would get them slaughtered against any 5 normal height males age 12 to death.


You are crazy if you think outside shot is the only difference in Div 1 and Div III girls. That is not even close to true.
Author:  Seacrest [ Wed Mar 16, 2022 4:46 pm ]
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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
Who is the biggest guy on the squad? Tall, I mean, not fat. Ok, maybe fat too.



Young Crest will play for the board.

6'6 215 with a 37 inch vertical.

No three females will be able to control him inside.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Mar 16, 2022 4:49 pm ]
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SpiralStairs wrote:
Even though MANY posters here are in danger of losing their feet I'm pretty sure we could put together a team that would devastate.



I remain undefeated in CFMB pick-up ball. I have witnesses. Something like 6-0. Hawkeye Vince, Kid Cairo, City of Fools, spmack all saw it.

Bring it.
Author:  billypootons [ Wed Mar 16, 2022 4:53 pm ]
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Augie wrote:
Half court, maybe. Full court, no way.


this is probably right.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Mar 16, 2022 4:55 pm ]
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billypootons wrote:
Augie wrote:
Half court, maybe. Full court, no way.


this is probably right.


I did a pick-up game at the gym when I was about 42 playing a bunch of high school kids practicing for the upcoming season full court.

I was tired as shit.
Author:  Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Wed Mar 16, 2022 4:56 pm ]
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Seacrest wrote:
Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
Who is the biggest guy on the squad? Tall, I mean, not fat. Ok, maybe fat too.



Young Crest will play for the board.

6'6 215 with a 37 inch vertical.

No three females will be able to control him inside.

What does he think the difference is between a small conference DI player (say Horizon League) and a leading DIII player?
Author:  Seacrest [ Wed Mar 16, 2022 5:32 pm ]
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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
Who is the biggest guy on the squad? Tall, I mean, not fat. Ok, maybe fat too.



Young Crest will play for the board.

6'6 215 with a 37 inch vertical.

No three females will be able to control him inside.

What does he think the difference is between a small conference DI player (say Horizon League) and a leading DIII player?



Very little.

Usually quicker and better shooters
Author:  Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Wed Mar 16, 2022 5:44 pm ]
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Seacrest wrote:
Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
Who is the biggest guy on the squad? Tall, I mean, not fat. Ok, maybe fat too.



Young Crest will play for the board.

6'6 215 with a 37 inch vertical.

No three females will be able to control him inside.

What does he think the difference is between a small conference DI player (say Horizon League) and a leading DIII player?



Very little.

Usually quicker and better shooters

My cousin's son played DIII after playing 4A ISHA, and a fair amount of games over at Triton. He said the same thing years ago, he didn't have the first step quickness to be a DI player, much less a starter.
Author:  RFDC [ Wed Mar 16, 2022 5:53 pm ]
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I cannot speak to the guys game as much, but I have been around high school girls basketball down here since 2010. And a true D1 player stands out in the girls game way more than a player who can play at lower levels.

Quickness

Leaping ability

Strength

Court vision

Instincts on the court

Ability to score in multiple ways

We have a girl in the next town from us who is going to Missouri. She is getting ready to carry her team to a state championship in the 2nd largest class in the state. The rest of her team is average at best. There are several girls around the area who are going to lower level places and none of them can come close to this girl who is going to Missouri.
Author:  Nardi [ Wed Mar 16, 2022 6:18 pm ]
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Plus we get to use the girlie ball.
Author:  Bagels [ Wed Mar 16, 2022 7:22 pm ]
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RFDC wrote:
Hussra wrote:
Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
The daughter of one of my cousins played DIII for a reasonably good program for three years after a year on the end of a DI bench, and was good enough to be all conference for her senior year as a forward. She couldn't possibly defend any of her older uncles in any kind of low post game. Just not strong enough. She could get up in the air better, but she was ceding at least 50 pounds and 1-3 inches.

Take a random DIII women's team, and I think there are enough guys here in their 40s to put together a very competitive team. (Not me, I sucked at basketball except for fouling people)



The difference between a Div III girl's basketball player and a Div I girl's scholarship bb player: outside shot. They don't even guard anyone outside in Div III women's: https://youtu.be/8xi1VZMTVq8?t=1329

it's all drive and off-hand scoops with a bit of Princeton style backdoor action.

Their need to get into the lane to score would get them slaughtered against any 5 normal height males age 12 to death.


You are crazy if you think outside shot is the only difference in Div 1 and Div III girls. That is not even close to true.


DIv III are uglier ?
Author:  RFDC [ Wed Mar 16, 2022 7:25 pm ]
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Bagels wrote:
RFDC wrote:
Hussra wrote:
Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
The daughter of one of my cousins played DIII for a reasonably good program for three years after a year on the end of a DI bench, and was good enough to be all conference for her senior year as a forward. She couldn't possibly defend any of her older uncles in any kind of low post game. Just not strong enough. She could get up in the air better, but she was ceding at least 50 pounds and 1-3 inches.

Take a random DIII women's team, and I think there are enough guys here in their 40s to put together a very competitive team. (Not me, I sucked at basketball except for fouling people)



The difference between a Div III girl's basketball player and a Div I girl's scholarship bb player: outside shot. They don't even guard anyone outside in Div III women's: https://youtu.be/8xi1VZMTVq8?t=1329

it's all drive and off-hand scoops with a bit of Princeton style backdoor action.

Their need to get into the lane to score would get them slaughtered against any 5 normal height males age 12 to death.


You are crazy if you think outside shot is the only difference in Div 1 and Div III girls. That is not even close to true.


DIv III are uglier ?


ugly and man hands
Author:  Regular Reader [ Wed Mar 16, 2022 9:19 pm ]
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Put Dawn Staley on at her age and I think we'd lose. (Yeah I know)
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