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Standing Shitter?
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 9:53 am 
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You don't have to shit your pants. You just gotta stand up with your cheeks closed while pinching a loaf every time ya gotta shit.

Do ya do it?

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 10:00 am 
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Seems like you buried the lede.

How is this being monitored?

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Tall Midget wrote:
Seems like you buried the lede.

How is this being monitored?


The ghost of Hervé Villechaize watches every time you shit to make sure you're not cheating.

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Can the height of the toilet be raised, or do I have to estimate the likely density and trajectory?

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Ever since I had Covid and took a bunch of recommended vitamins, my shitting has been messed up. No one wants to hear about the periodic constipation I've had to deal with. Shitting standing up is nothing. So yeah- I'd definitely do it for 20k.

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
Can the height of the toilet be raised, or do I have to estimate the likely density and trajectory?


Toilet is as normal. You got to figure out if you're going to be on target or not.

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absolutely. id just shit while in the shower

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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson wrote:
absolutely. id just shit while in the shower


What you gonna do? Mush the shit down the shower drain with your feet like some kind of disgusting cheese grater?

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SpiralStairs wrote:
SuperNintendoHjalmarsson wrote:
absolutely. id just shit while in the shower


What you gonna do? Mush the shit down the shower drain with your feet like some kind of disgusting cheese grater?


You've never waffled stomped before?


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Will I be shitting in a Gender Plural bathroom?


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Caller Bob wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
SuperNintendoHjalmarsson wrote:
absolutely. id just shit while in the shower


What you gonna do? Mush the shit down the shower drain with your feet like some kind of disgusting cheese grater?


You've never waffled stomped before?


Who am I, Bobby Bacala Jr.?

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shit in the shower and heel it down the drain Image


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 11:08 am 
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Lotta people assuming they will only shit at home.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 11:11 am 
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Shocking that whistler/HY/NW23469/whatever has another mult.

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SpiralStairs wrote:
Lotta people assuming they will only shit at home.


I'll shit in your shower too if you like


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 23, 2022 11:19 am 
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Did it for a year overseas.

The key is to look straight ahead, never look down.

Standing usually results in fewer needed wipes in cleaning

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good dolphin wrote:
Did it for a year overseas.


...and left a trail of poop across continental Europe.

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DAC wrote:
Ever since I had Covid and took a bunch of recommended vitamins, my shitting has been messed up. No one wants to hear about the periodic constipation I've had to deal with. Shitting standing up is nothing. So yeah- I'd definitely do it for 20k.


Try crushing up some fennel seeds and steeping it in hot water for a few minutes or one of the smooth move teas. Don't over do it or you will have the opposite issue.


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good dolphin wrote:
Standing usually results in fewer needed wipes in cleaning


Not this way.

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so straight legged? i cant hover over toliet? not sounding like it's worth the trouble


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