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Author:  IkeSouth [ Wed Apr 13, 2022 5:52 pm ]
Post subject:  best bar in fox lake area
going to be down there tomorrow around 1pm. where should i stop for lunch. need to see pretty women or i will leave
Author:  sinicalypse [ Wed Apr 13, 2022 9:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: best bar in fox lake area
IkeSouth wrote:
going to be down there tomorrow around 1pm. where should i stop for lunch. need to see pretty women or i will leave

dude it's fox lake so primarily you're going to end up with a lot of semi-busted women who lucked up and married rich enough to live in a land of SUVs and lakefront property... or you're going to have a lot of second or third wives meandering around all bored and existential. your best bet is to find some kind of TGI fridays type establishment and try your luck catching the daughter of one of the first wives that are no longer in town. it's going to be hard to do a decent wife patrol around there but the bright side is you're only appx 1-1.5hrs north of lincoln park where around 1pm on a nice weather day you can clean the fuck up if you've got game like that.

as for my fox lake cred, i had a friend who used to live in fox lake and i can't say i've ever been to a bar in fox lake, but i was in fox lake when matt hasselbeck told the referee "we want the ball and we're going to win" prior to the al harris show. oh and i once left a moto razr on a metra that purportedly ended up in fox lake, but i was too lazy to actually go all the way up to fox lake to try and get it. i guess that was my first taste of fuck you money, eh?
Author:  Darkside [ Wed Apr 13, 2022 9:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: best bar in fox lake area
Try Freddy's. It's kind of an outdoors place on the water. So maybe the weather isn't gonna be the greatest.
Author:  BigW72 [ Thu Apr 14, 2022 9:27 am ]
Post subject:  Re: best bar in fox lake area
On a Thursday at 1pm??? You are looking for a unicorn. You won't even get this during the heart of boating season :lol:
Author:  IkeSouth [ Thu Apr 14, 2022 12:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: best bar in fox lake area
sinicalypse wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
going to be down there tomorrow around 1pm. where should i stop for lunch. need to see pretty women or i will leave

dude it's fox lake so primarily you're going to end up with a lot of semi-busted women who lucked up and married rich enough to live in a land of SUVs and lakefront property... or you're going to have a lot of second or third wives meandering around all bored and existential. your best bet is to find some kind of TGI fridays type establishment and try your luck catching the daughter of one of the first wives that are no longer in town. it's going to be hard to do a decent wife patrol around there but the bright side is you're only appx 1-1.5hrs north of lincoln park where around 1pm on a nice weather day you can clean the fuck up if you've got game like that.



Oh my God it's hilarious how much I can tell you got laid a lot in your life lol. Everything you said is what I expected. I didn't even stop anywhere there, I hit up whitewater. 80% of the residents here are college students, yet they're all in class right now lol

But yea it's weird how easy it is to meet decent single women these days. Just go out after 10pm Fri or sat, to places that have dance floors. If those three criteria are not met, you have 0 chance.
Author:  IkeSouth [ Thu Apr 14, 2022 12:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: best bar in fox lake area
BigW72 wrote:
On a Thursday at 1pm??? You are looking for a unicorn. You won't even get this during the heart of boating season :lol:


Yea I know. Man I miss Madison circa 2012. You could go downtown any given day and time and find hot girls bartending. And so bored they will talk to you
.

Now it's dudes. Dudes everywhere. Desperate dudes slinging drinks because they're too pussy to get a real job.
Author:  sinicalypse [ Thu Apr 14, 2022 2:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: best bar in fox lake area
IkeSouth wrote:
Oh my God it's hilarious how much I can tell you got laid a lot in your life lol. Everything you said is what I expected. I didn't even stop anywhere there, I hit up whitewater. 80% of the residents here are college students, yet they're all in class right now lol

honestly i didn't get laid too much in my life, but when i did i got up $5000 on the chick. i once was locked up with a self-purported pimp in cook county jail who told me that i had a rare gift... and i was amazed when this 50+ year old motherfucker nearly gave me a nut sandwich when i tried to take a charge and he ended up dunking on me in rec.
Author:  Bagels [ Thu Apr 14, 2022 3:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: best bar in fox lake area
IkeSouth wrote:
Oh my God it's hilarious how much I can tell you got laid a lot in your life lol.


:lol:
Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Apr 14, 2022 3:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: best bar in fox lake area
sinicalypse wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
Oh my God it's hilarious how much I can tell you got laid a lot in your life lol. Everything you said is what I expected. I didn't even stop anywhere there, I hit up whitewater. 80% of the residents here are college students, yet they're all in class right now lol

honestly i didn't get laid too much in my life, but when i did i got up $5000 on the chick. i once was locked up with a self-purported pimp in cook county jail who told me that i had a rare gift... and i was amazed when this 50+ year old motherfucker nearly gave me a nut sandwich when i tried to take a charge and he ended up dunking on me in rec.


is a nut sandwich in prison what I think it is?
Author:  sinicalypse [ Thu Apr 14, 2022 8:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: best bar in fox lake area
good dolphin wrote:
sinicalypse wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
Oh my God it's hilarious how much I can tell you got laid a lot in your life lol. Everything you said is what I expected. I didn't even stop anywhere there, I hit up whitewater. 80% of the residents here are college students, yet they're all in class right now lol

honestly i didn't get laid too much in my life, but when i did i got up $5000 on the chick. i once was locked up with a self-purported pimp in cook county jail who told me that i had a rare gift... and i was amazed when this 50+ year old motherfucker nearly gave me a nut sandwich when i tried to take a charge and he ended up dunking on me in rec.


is a nut sandwich in prison what I think it is?

didn't you listen to boers and bernstein back in the day? a nut sandwich is when a guy attempts to physically jump over you to dunk on you and if you don't heed the immortal words of ludacris and continue to stand there attempting to take a charge, when the guy jumps over you there is a very high probability that given the physics of it all that his groin wound end up in your face.

i was shocked as hell that this 50+ year old dude had hops like that, but when you get down to the brass tacks of it all i didn't need a proper soundtrack to know that i was getting the fuck out of the way. and when that dude dunked i was just like "you're damn right this guy has been giving me pimping basics over the last few days!"
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