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We have lived in this house for almost 20 years. For the first 18 years we had no issues with toilet seats. Both bathrooms had the seat that was there when we bought the house. 2 years ago in the span of about a month both seats finally broke. Since that time we have replaced each seat 4 times in each bathroom. Now in the last day they have both broke again. We have gotten different types and brands. WTF is going on with stuff. Nothing lasts any more.

I know, I know...I am going to make a great old man yelling at the clouds.

How does one break a toilet seat? I have replaced one or two that became tired and old-looking but we have never broken any. I concur with the Kohler suggestion.

I've hesitated for years to bring this up but the reason I moved out of Chicago was due to a business venture that involved the toilet and plumbing industries. Powerful lobby nobody knows about.

I'll probably get made fun so I'll keep quiet. But looking back we were probably 30 years too early.

No, it wasn't that. It was a biological change to help people go to the bathroom in an efficient way. Especially in developing 3rd world countries where there are no toilets.

We tested it on rats and it worked. But getting it to humans AND the biggest hurdle, getting the plumbing and toilet lobby to agree with it was where it failed. We got fucked over by politicians and then blackballed in the city. I really don't want to get into the details but maybe it's therapeutic for me if you want to know.

I've bought a few toilets just to have a more modern look. I've never replaced a toilet seat in my 16 years of homeownership. It's probably just Missouri manufacturing. A cracked seat may be a feature of a Missouri toilet.

No, it wasn't that. It was a biological change to help people go to the bathroom in an efficient way.

No, that wasn't it.

What we did is when you had to go to the bathroom, #2, instead of sitting there and having all the waste come out of your body, we created a biological solution where all your poo-poo waste, would be encapsulated into a thin membrane container. So when you go to the bathroom, you would basically poop out an 'egg' with all your waste in it. quick and easy. and it worked on mice.

this is bringing back very stressful time in my life...give me a second to gather my thoughts before I continue....

ok had to take some deep breaths and walk around....

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So yes, the waste was in like an egg like membrane container out of the body. Think about when you break off the shell of an egg and you have that sticky membrane, it was more like that.

For a human, the size of the membrane container was to be the size of a grapefruit.

So this would come out of your body, one time bowel movement, quick and easy. Saves time and in third world countries, where infections happen when people poop in the woods or maybe they're in a jungle and can get bit by a snake, it would be very safe and efficient.

need some time again to stress relief....hold on..