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| Author: | Nardi [ Mon Dec 26, 2022 10:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | What Semi-Worthless Skill Do You Wish You Had? |
I wish I could sew a button on, always wished I could sew a button on. Never even tried. Probably could do it. But I'm gonna wait. It has to be an emergency. But I doubt a button emergency will ever present itself. |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Mon Dec 26, 2022 10:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Semi-Worthless Skill Do You Wish You Had? |
I wish I could jerk off with my left hand |
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| Author: | This Ends in Antioch [ Mon Dec 26, 2022 10:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Semi-Worthless Skill Do You Wish You Had? |
Caller Bob wrote: I wish I could jerk off with my left hand Tell me you grew up pre-internet without telling me you grew up pre-internet. |
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| Author: | W_Z [ Mon Dec 26, 2022 10:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Semi-Worthless Skill Do You Wish You Had? |
The Vulcan greeting. Can’t do it. |
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| Author: | Nardi [ Mon Dec 26, 2022 10:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Semi-Worthless Skill Do You Wish You Had? |
Caller Bob wrote: I wish I could jerk off with my left hand Danny Parkins can't jerk off with his left hand either. |
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| Author: | Hussra [ Tue Dec 27, 2022 1:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Semi-Worthless Skill Do You Wish You Had? |
Nardi wrote: I wish I could sew a button on, always wished I could sew a button on. Never even tried. Probably could do it. But I'm gonna wait. It has to be an emergency. But I doubt a button emergency will ever present itself. Did you get a "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handy book for Christmas |
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| Author: | Franky T [ Tue Dec 27, 2022 8:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Semi-Worthless Skill Do You Wish You Had? |
Nardi wrote: I wish I could sew a button on, always wished I could sew a button on. Never even tried. Probably could do it. But I'm gonna wait. It has to be an emergency. But I doubt a button emergency will ever present itself. I have a shirt that lost a button. I bought a sewing kit and everything. I haven't gotten around to trying yet. The "how to" video I watched seemed a bit overwhelming. |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Tue Dec 27, 2022 9:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Semi-Worthless Skill Do You Wish You Had? |
pleasing a woman |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Tue Dec 27, 2022 9:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Semi-Worthless Skill Do You Wish You Had? |
Franky T wrote: Nardi wrote: I wish I could sew a button on, always wished I could sew a button on. Never even tried. Probably could do it. But I'm gonna wait. It has to be an emergency. But I doubt a button emergency will ever present itself. I have a shirt that lost a button. I bought a sewing kit and everything. I haven't gotten around to trying yet. The "how to" video I watched seemed a bit overwhelming. For the love of god. |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Tue Dec 27, 2022 9:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Semi-Worthless Skill Do You Wish You Had? |
pittmike wrote: Franky T wrote: Nardi wrote: I wish I could sew a button on, always wished I could sew a button on. Never even tried. Probably could do it. But I'm gonna wait. It has to be an emergency. But I doubt a button emergency will ever present itself. I have a shirt that lost a button. I bought a sewing kit and everything. I haven't gotten around to trying yet. The "how to" video I watched seemed a bit overwhelming. For the love of god. 
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| Author: | Brick [ Tue Dec 27, 2022 9:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Semi-Worthless Skill Do You Wish You Had? |
To stop posting on message boards. |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Tue Dec 27, 2022 9:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Semi-Worthless Skill Do You Wish You Had? |
to answer the thread in sincerity , i wish i knew how to draw that's a pretty worthless skill |
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| Author: | Franky T [ Tue Dec 27, 2022 10:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Semi-Worthless Skill Do You Wish You Had? |
pittmike wrote: Franky T wrote: Nardi wrote: I wish I could sew a button on, always wished I could sew a button on. Never even tried. Probably could do it. But I'm gonna wait. It has to be an emergency. But I doubt a button emergency will ever present itself. I have a shirt that lost a button. I bought a sewing kit and everything. I haven't gotten around to trying yet. The "how to" video I watched seemed a bit overwhelming. For the love of god. I'm not a patient man. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Tue Dec 27, 2022 10:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Semi-Worthless Skill Do You Wish You Had? |
I have a lot of worthless skills that I try to keep hidden. Threading a needle and basic sewing is one of them. |
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| Author: | Franky T [ Tue Dec 27, 2022 10:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Semi-Worthless Skill Do You Wish You Had? |
Nas wrote: I have a lot of worthless skills that I try to keep hidden. Threading a needle and basic sewing is one of them. Can I send you my shirt? I still have the button. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Tue Dec 27, 2022 10:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Semi-Worthless Skill Do You Wish You Had? |
Franky T wrote: Nas wrote: I have a lot of worthless skills that I try to keep hidden. Threading a needle and basic sewing is one of them. Can I send you my shirt? I still have the button. The missing button rarely matters. If it's the top one, a tie will cover it, or you can casually leave it unbuttoned. If it's the bottom button, you put your shirt in your pants. A middle button is problematic. It also means your stomach probably popped it, and you need to purchase bigger shirts. |
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| Author: | veganfan21 [ Tue Dec 27, 2022 10:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Semi-Worthless Skill Do You Wish You Had? |
Fields wrote: Anticipation .
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| Author: | Franky T [ Tue Dec 27, 2022 10:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Semi-Worthless Skill Do You Wish You Had? |
Nas wrote: Franky T wrote: Nas wrote: I have a lot of worthless skills that I try to keep hidden. Threading a needle and basic sewing is one of them. Can I send you my shirt? I still have the button. The missing button rarely matters. If it's the top one, a tie will cover it, or you can casually leave it unbuttoned. If it's the bottom button, you put your shirt in your pants. A middle button is problematic. It also means your stomach probably popped it, and you need to purchase bigger shirts. I think you just called me fat. It's like the 3rd button down, which is a weird place to lose a button. Maybe it wasn't sewed on properly to begin with. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Tue Dec 27, 2022 11:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Semi-Worthless Skill Do You Wish You Had? |
Franky T wrote: Nas wrote: Franky T wrote: Nas wrote: I have a lot of worthless skills that I try to keep hidden. Threading a needle and basic sewing is one of them. Can I send you my shirt? I still have the button. The missing button rarely matters. If it's the top one, a tie will cover it, or you can casually leave it unbuttoned. If it's the bottom button, you put your shirt in your pants. A middle button is problematic. It also means your stomach probably popped it, and you need to purchase bigger shirts. I think you just called me fat. It's like the 3rd button down, which is a weird place to lose a button. Maybe it wasn't sewed on properly to begin with. Yeah, that's a problem button. Unless your wife or mistress was in a rush to take your shirt off, I would guess the company who produced the shirt fucked up. |
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| Author: | a retard [ Tue Dec 27, 2022 11:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Semi-Worthless Skill Do You Wish You Had? |
Take the shirt to the dry cleaners. They will sew it on. |
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| Author: | SuperNintendoHjalmarsson [ Tue Dec 27, 2022 6:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Semi-Worthless Skill Do You Wish You Had? |
play the piano or guitar |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Wed Dec 28, 2022 11:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Semi-Worthless Skill Do You Wish You Had? |
I wouldn't say that is worthless, and its never too late to start learning. |
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| Author: | This Ends in Antioch [ Wed Dec 28, 2022 12:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Semi-Worthless Skill Do You Wish You Had? |
Frank Coztansa wrote: I wouldn't say that is worthless, and its never too late to start learning. Which one? Ambidextrous masturbation? |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Wed Dec 28, 2022 12:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Semi-Worthless Skill Do You Wish You Had? |
Ambidextrous Russian Roulette would be better for Caller Bob, and the human race in general. |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Wed Dec 28, 2022 4:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Semi-Worthless Skill Do You Wish You Had? |
being a chemist |
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| Author: | SuperNintendoHjalmarsson [ Wed Dec 28, 2022 4:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Semi-Worthless Skill Do You Wish You Had? |
Frank Coztansa wrote: I wouldn't say that is worthless, and its never too late to start learning. insofar that i wouldnt earn any money with them, theyre worthless. Piano i could potentially learn. As for guitar, I'm lefty and also had an injury that limits what id be able to do with chords and what not |
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| Author: | Nardi [ Wed Dec 28, 2022 4:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Semi-Worthless Skill Do You Wish You Had? |
Bagels wrote: being a chemist Safe to say Bagels didn't get an answer from the resident chemist. |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Wed Dec 28, 2022 5:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Semi-Worthless Skill Do You Wish You Had? |
Nardi wrote: Bagels wrote: being a chemist Safe to say Bagels didn't get an answer from the resident chemist. I was trying to make a funny. The Division was a great help; much appreciated. |
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| Author: | The Division [ Wed Dec 28, 2022 5:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Semi-Worthless Skill Do You Wish You Had? |
Bagels wrote: being a chemist
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| Author: | The Division [ Wed Dec 28, 2022 5:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Semi-Worthless Skill Do You Wish You Had? |
Bagels wrote: Nardi wrote: Bagels wrote: being a chemist Safe to say Bagels didn't get an answer from the resident chemist. I was trying to make a funny. The Division was a great help; much appreciated. Your situation is a tough one for sure. Hopefully I helped a bit. |
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