I was reading an article today and came across "cromulent." I have a halfway decent vocabulary, but have never encountered it. Came to find out that it originated from The Simpsons:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_the_Iconoclast

and that it has even worked its way into an amicus brief filed with the Supreme Court:

https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-a ... ulent-mean

I am reading this book on Richard the Lionheart. The author is Irish. There have been at least a dozen words in the book I have never heard of as I think he is using some 12 century terminology with things like their equipment and horses and such.

When I was in high school I had an Ancient and Medieval History class. I was easily the best student in the class. We had quizzes/tests every Friday and I almost always got everything correct. There were extra points for completing the test first too and I was always done before anyone else. So heading into the final exam I had a 102 average out of 100.

There had been one big assignment- a book review on a book about a pertinent topic. I completely blew that shit off because I'm a lazy ass. I figured the worst that could happen was that I'd get a "C" in the class. But after the teacher, Mr. Morrison, read off the exam results- I got a perfect score- he read the names of three or four of us who hadn't handed in a book review and said that we had all failed the class.

Today your parents would have sued the teacher for unfair actions to their perfect student.
I was sick to my stomach. Now I'm gonna have to go to fucking summer school. But Mr. Morrison threw us a lifeline. He said if we handed in a book review by the end of the week he would accept it.

I had my grandfather drive me to the Hild Library and grabbed a book on the Crusades. That's how I know Richard the Lionheart faced off against Saladin at the Battle of Jaffa in 1100-something. I'm pretty sure it was like Vietnam and nobody actually won.

Anyway, I got my "A" and I learned a few things.

When I was in high school I had an Ancient and Medieval History class. I was easily the best student in the class. We had quizzes/tests every Friday and I almost always got everything correct. There were extra points for completing the test first too and I was always done before anyone else. So heading into the final exam I had a 102 average out of 100.

There had been one big assignment- a book review on a book about a pertinent topic. I completely blew that shit off because I'm a lazy ass. I figured the worst that could happen was that I'd get a "C" in the class. But after the teacher, Mr. Morrison, read off the exam results- I got a perfect score- he read the names of three or four of us who hadn't handed in a book review and said that we had all failed the class.

I was sick to my stomach. Now I'm gonna have to go to fucking summer school. But Mr. Morrison threw us a lifeline. He said if we handed in a book review by the end of the week he would accept it.

I had my grandfather drive me to the Hild Library and grabbed a book on the Crusades. That's how I know Richard the Lionheart faced off against Saladin at the Battle of Jaffa in 1100-something. I'm pretty sure it was like Vietnam and nobody actually won.

Anyway, I got my "A" and I learned a few things.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

Extra points for finishing first?

Dumb

Let me guess. You were one of those guys who was still desperately scribbling when the bell rang.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

No actually I would have been one of the first done and got extra points back in the day.

But as a teacher now I find the idea of extra points for finishing first pretty dumb.

Be quick, but don't hurry.

Extra points for finishing first?

Dumb

i can't remember the context, but in my last job, during the interview i said something was 'perfunctory'. The other QA guy later told me that's what got me hired
a good vocabulary can mask a lot

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Every word was made up at some point.

Ah, sir. There's someone here I'd like you to meet. This is Mr. Bagels. He's one of the applicants.

Nice to meet you.

Bagels: Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must say, with all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine organization. In the past twenty years you have caused myself, and the city of New York, a good deal of distress, as we have watched you take our beloved team and reduced them to a laughing stock, all for the glorification of your massive ego!

Hire this man!

This is such a supercilious thread.

irregardless, its still a decent read on a friday

We lose a lot of rights when we look the other way when it doesn't affect our lives or it isn't a cause we agree with.

Extra points for finishing first?

Dumb