Got a client who is a vehemently “anti-woke”, pull yourself up by your bootstraps, woman-hating type of guy. He’s been unemployed for the past decade and his sister pays his mortgage. His wife makes 30k per year and he constantly calls her a free loading kunt. I wonder what his deal is?

Sister is paying you I hope?

Got a client who is a vehemently “anti-woke”, pull yourself up by your bootstraps, woman-hating type of guy. He’s been unemployed for the past decade and his sister pays his mortgage. His wife makes 30k per year and he constantly calls her a free loading kunt. I wonder what his deal is?

He needs sex and a hug. Will his sister have to pay you extra for both?

Did not happen.

Did he ask if you're one of (((those))) lawyers?

I promise you I wish he were not real. He is and he fuckin sucks major ass.

don't be such a child

You've been at this long enough to have many detestable clients with worthy, or at least valid, causes. My biggest, long time client is not only as crazy right wing as they come, he thinks his patronage buys him a 15 minute phone call to talk about politics 1-2X per year. His check, alone, covers an employee's salary each year, so I'll indulge him. He also takes the Packers game each year.

I would have been disappointed if you didn't post something like this.

we all get lost in the work, sometimes

There is even a certain amount of spirituality to Lerner and Lowe's work.

Got a client who is a vehemently “anti-woke”, pull yourself up by your bootstraps, woman-hating type of guy.

no you don't

Got a client who is a vehemently “anti-woke”, pull yourself up by your bootstraps, woman-hating type of guy. He’s been unemployed for the past decade and his sister pays his mortgage. His wife makes 30k per year and he constantly calls her a free loading kunt. I wonder what his deal is?

don't be such a child

You've been at this long enough to have many detestable clients with worthy, or at least valid, causes. My biggest, long time client is not only as crazy right wing as they come, he thinks his patronage buys him a 15 minute phone call to talk about politics 1-2X per year. His check, alone, covers an employee's salary each year, so I'll indulge him. He also takes the Packers game each year.

Pornographers, mobsters and russians have all walked through the door. I even had one goof who wore mickey mouse suspenders, paid me with a check with tinkerbell on it and who I found out is a registered offender. I told a cult leader I didn't care if he was the devil himself, he was being messed with and it wasn't right.

I think we got into this, in some way, almost seeking to represent people or causes the world despised, because we believe in the higher ideal that they deserve representation.