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I was reading a book about anti-gravity. I couldn't put it down.
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Apr 24, 2023 7:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Dad Jokes |
You know why mermaids wear seashells? Because they grew out of B shells. You know why horses don't get divorced? They have stable marriages. |
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| Author: | Franky T [ Mon Apr 24, 2023 7:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dad Jokes |
I was reading a book about anti-gravity. I couldn't put it down. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Apr 24, 2023 7:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dad Jokes |
Franky T wrote: I was reading a book about anti-gravity. I couldn't put it down.
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Mon Apr 24, 2023 7:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dad Jokes |
What do you get when you cross a gay Eskimo and a black guy? |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Apr 24, 2023 7:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dad Jokes |
Caller Bob wrote: What do you get when you cross a gay Eskimo and a black guy? Jokes work better with a punchline bro. |
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| Author: | Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries [ Mon Apr 24, 2023 7:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dad Jokes |
Why did the blind man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Apr 24, 2023 8:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dad Jokes |
Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries wrote: Why did the blind man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well. Hahaha thats good. |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Mon Apr 24, 2023 8:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dad Jokes |
Darkside wrote: Caller Bob wrote: What do you get when you cross a gay Eskimo and a black guy? Jokes work better with a punchline bro. A snowblower that doesn't work! |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Apr 24, 2023 8:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dad Jokes |
Caller Bob wrote: Darkside wrote: Caller Bob wrote: What do you get when you cross a gay Eskimo and a black guy? Jokes work better with a punchline bro. A snowblower that doesn't work! 
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Mon Apr 24, 2023 8:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dad Jokes |
aka "LTG" |
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| Author: | The Man [ Mon Apr 24, 2023 8:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dad Jokes |
Have you ever smelled mothballs? How did you fit your head in between his legs? |
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| Author: | Minooka Meatball [ Mon Apr 24, 2023 8:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dad Jokes |
Darkside wrote: Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries wrote: Why did the blind man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well. Hahaha thats good. +1 |
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| Author: | Minooka Meatball [ Mon Apr 24, 2023 8:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dad Jokes |
Caller Bob wrote: Darkside wrote: Caller Bob wrote: What do you get when you cross a gay Eskimo and a black guy? Jokes work better with a punchline bro. A snowblower that doesn't work! -1000 |
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| Author: | Franky T [ Mon Apr 24, 2023 8:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dad Jokes |
Did you hear the ruler factory isn't making 12" rulers any longer? |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Mon Apr 24, 2023 8:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dad Jokes |
My wife recently got a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh. Every time I put my ear to it, I can smell the ocean. |
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| Author: | billypootons [ Mon Apr 24, 2023 9:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dad Jokes |
Last week had a guy doing a zoom webinar on a very boring topic, so he spiced it up by doing a dad joke between every topic. It worked |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Tue Apr 25, 2023 8:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dad Jokes |
so Darkside is HawaiiYou . blockbuster. |
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| Author: | a retard [ Tue Apr 25, 2023 9:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dad Jokes |
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Tue Apr 25, 2023 9:20 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dad Jokes |
Caller Bob wrote: What do you get when you cross a gay Eskimo and a black guy? Caller Bob |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Apr 25, 2023 9:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dad Jokes |
Caller Bob is a dad. That's the joke. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Tue Apr 25, 2023 9:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dad Jokes |
Frank Coztansa wrote: Caller Bob is a dad. That's the joke. 
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| Author: | The Division [ Tue Apr 25, 2023 12:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dad Jokes |
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. The neutron asks how much and the bartender says, "For you, no charge". |
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| Author: | Sock Puppet [ Tue Apr 25, 2023 12:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dad Jokes |
Q: You hear about those 2 guys that got busted trying to steal a calendar? A: They each got 6 months. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Sun Apr 30, 2023 9:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dad Jokes |
I went and saw the doctor the other day. He told me I really need to stop masturbating. I asked why. He said because Im trying to examine you. |
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| Author: | Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries [ Sun Apr 30, 2023 10:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dad Jokes |
A dad meets his daughter’s boyfriend for the first time. The two mofos shake hands. The bf says, “I’m Jim. Nice to meet you.” The dad says, “Jim, why is your bitch-ass so nervous?” And Jim’s like, “Dude, I’m not.” Then dad replied, “Then why are you shaking?” |
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| Author: | OscarTangoEcho [ Mon May 01, 2023 12:21 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dad Jokes |
Q:When does a joke become a dad joke? A:When it's apparent |
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| Author: | Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Mon May 01, 2023 8:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dad Jokes |
Franks dad jokes have me a little bit concerned. |
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| Author: | Harvard Dan [ Mon May 01, 2023 8:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dad Jokes |
What do you call a family reunion for an orphan? Me time... |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Mon May 01, 2023 10:27 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dad Jokes |
Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote: Franks dad jokes have me a little bit concerned. What did the mermaid use to wash her fins?Tide. |
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| Author: | OscarTangoEcho [ Mon May 01, 2023 11:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Dad Jokes |
A priest, a nun, and a rabbit walk into a bar... The bartender asks the rabbit "What'll you have." The rabbit says "I don't know, I'm only here because of spellcheck." |
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