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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Wed May 10, 2023 12:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | What Do You Think Heaven Is Like? |
Is it fluffy clouds and harps for all eternity or is something cooler (ie. Monster truck races and unlimited refills on Green River soda). |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Wed May 10, 2023 12:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Do You Think Heaven Is Like? |
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| Author: | SuperNintendoHjalmarsson [ Wed May 10, 2023 12:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Do You Think Heaven Is Like? |
rotating experiences of joy with loved ones and a nice mixture of moments of solitude. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Wed May 10, 2023 1:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Do You Think Heaven Is Like? |
You get to watch your enemies suffer for eternity and only you have the button to stop their suffering and you never press it. |
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| Author: | man of few opinions [ Wed May 10, 2023 1:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Do You Think Heaven Is Like? |
unlimited Bud Light for all, without judgment |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Wed May 10, 2023 1:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Do You Think Heaven Is Like? |
I imagine it'd be a lot like earth now but without pain or fear or worry. Or it's a like like Iowa. |
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| Author: | Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Wed May 10, 2023 1:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Do You Think Heaven Is Like? |
A perpetual wedding reception where you have to be nice to all your family and friends. It's great at first and then you want to strangle someone. Hell is heaven but the wedding reception is outside, and it's on a Groundhog Day loop but you don't get to fuck Andie McDowell at the end. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Wed May 10, 2023 1:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Do You Think Heaven Is Like? |
Heaven also keeps you away from all those idiots in other religions that were wrong. |
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| Author: | Nardi [ Wed May 10, 2023 1:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Do You Think Heaven Is Like? |
First, I'm always 25. On day one, I'm pitching to Babe Ruth and we're both talking shit. I backwards K him, then I have my way with, in their primes, Christie Brinkley, Kathy Ireland, and Halle Berry. Then I get drunk as fuck, do a boatload of coke, and burn down a barn. Good first day. |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Wed May 10, 2023 1:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Do You Think Heaven Is Like? |
It's like a bickering thread with LTG and Brick |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Wed May 10, 2023 2:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Do You Think Heaven Is Like? |
Nardi wrote: First, I'm always 25. On day one, I'm pitching to Babe Ruth and we're both talking shit. I backwards K him, then I have my way with, in their primes, Christie Brinkley, Kathy Ireland, and Halle Berry. Then I get drunk as fuck, do a boatload of coke, and burn down a barn. Good first day. Pretty cool that they’d allow coke in heaven. And would hell let the Babe take a day trip to heaven? I doubt it. |
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| Author: | Franky T [ Wed May 10, 2023 2:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Do You Think Heaven Is Like? |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Wed May 10, 2023 2:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Do You Think Heaven Is Like? |
It's kind of like the moment you click out of this thread |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Wed May 10, 2023 2:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Do You Think Heaven Is Like? |
Heaven Heaven is a place A place where nothing Nothing ever happens |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Wed May 10, 2023 2:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Do You Think Heaven Is Like? |
Tall Midget wrote: Heaven Heaven is a place A place where nothing Nothing ever happens I've never given it a thought. |
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| Author: | Nardi [ Wed May 10, 2023 2:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Do You Think Heaven Is Like? |
SpiralStairs wrote: Nardi wrote: First, I'm always 25. On day one, I'm pitching to Babe Ruth and we're both talking shit. I backwards K him, then I have my way with, in their primes, Christie Brinkley, Kathy Ireland, and Halle Berry. Then I get drunk as fuck, do a boatload of coke, and burn down a barn. Good first day. Pretty cool that they’d allow coke in heaven. And would hell let the Babe take a day trip to heaven? I doubt it. Who's they? Heaven is metaphorical all you can eat infinite buffet. It would be Clone Babe Ruth. Exact in every way. If I want to pitch in old Yankee Stadium, packed to the gills, BAM!, right down to every detail. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Wed May 10, 2023 3:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Do You Think Heaven Is Like? |
Tall Midget wrote: Heaven Heaven is a place A place where nothing Nothing ever happens 
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| Author: | Nardi [ Wed May 10, 2023 3:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Do You Think Heaven Is Like? |
sjboyd0137 wrote: Tall Midget wrote: Heaven Heaven is a place A place where nothing Nothing ever happens Heaven isn't heaven unless it's heaven. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Wed May 10, 2023 3:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Do You Think Heaven Is Like? |
Nardi wrote: sjboyd0137 wrote: Tall Midget wrote: Heaven Heaven is a place A place where nothing Nothing ever happens Heaven isn't heaven unless it's heaven. "Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick The one that makes me scream", she said "The one that makes me laugh", she said And threw her arms around my neck Show me how you do it And I promise you, I promise that I'll run away with you I'll run away with you Spinning on that dizzy edge Kissed her face and kissed her head Dreamed of all the different ways I had to make her glow "Why are you so far away?", she said "Why won't you ever know that I'm in love with you That I'm in love with you?" You Soft and only You Lost and lonely You Strange as angels Dancing in the deepest oceans Twisting in the water You're just like a dream You're just like a dream Daylight licked me into shape I must've been asleep for days And moving lips to breathe her name I opened up my eyes And found myself alone, alone Alone above a raging sea That stole the only girl I loved And drowned her deep inside of me You Soft and lonely You Lost and lonely You Just like heaven |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Wed May 10, 2023 3:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Do You Think Heaven Is Like? |
 You can't get to heaven by imagining what heaven is like |
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| Author: | Hussra [ Wed May 10, 2023 3:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Do You Think Heaven Is Like? |
Do you think people still have to shit in heaven and if they do do they still get crap stuck in their bum hairs and have to jump in the shower to rinse off? |
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| Author: | Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries [ Wed May 10, 2023 3:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Do You Think Heaven Is Like? |
Hussra wrote: Do you think people still have to shit in heaven and if they do do they still get crap stuck in their bum hairs and have to jump in the shower to rinse off? Jesus Christ, man |
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| Author: | Nardi [ Wed May 10, 2023 3:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Do You Think Heaven Is Like? |
Hussra wrote: Do you think people still have to shit in heaven and if they do do they still get crap stuck in their bum hairs and have to jump in the shower to rinse off? Shit when you want to shit. If you want your shit to taste like honey, pick it up and eat it. Eat your honey shit. |
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| Author: | Hussra [ Wed May 10, 2023 3:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Do You Think Heaven Is Like? |
Heaven = Mumbai? |
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| Author: | Nardi [ Wed May 10, 2023 4:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Do You Think Heaven Is Like? |
If that's what you want |
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Wed May 10, 2023 4:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Do You Think Heaven Is Like? |
Hussra wrote: Do you think people still have to shit in heaven and if they do do they still get crap stuck in their bum hairs and have to jump in the shower to rinse off? Get to do it from up in a tree. |
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| Author: | SuperNintendoHjalmarsson [ Wed May 10, 2023 4:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Do You Think Heaven Is Like? |
also, no hangovers. fact. |
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| Author: | Warren Newson [ Wed May 10, 2023 5:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Do You Think Heaven Is Like? |
Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote: A perpetual wedding reception where you have to be nice to all your family and friends. It's great at first and then you want to strangle someone. Hell is heaven but the wedding reception is outside, and it's on a Groundhog Day loop but you don't get to fuck Andie McDowell at the end. You were kind of channeling Christopher Hitchens a little bit there. One of his statements on the topic went something like "the only thing worse than being tapped on the shoulder and told to leave the party while it is still raging is being forced to stay at the party FOREVER." |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Wed May 10, 2023 5:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Do You Think Heaven Is Like? |
Nardi wrote: SpiralStairs wrote: Nardi wrote: First, I'm always 25. On day one, I'm pitching to Babe Ruth and we're both talking shit. I backwards K him, then I have my way with, in their primes, Christie Brinkley, Kathy Ireland, and Halle Berry. Then I get drunk as fuck, do a boatload of coke, and burn down a barn. Good first day. Pretty cool that they’d allow coke in heaven. And would hell let the Babe take a day trip to heaven? I doubt it. Who's they? Heaven is metaphorical all you can eat infinite buffet. It would be Clone Babe Ruth. Exact in every way. If I want to pitch in old Yankee Stadium, packed to the gills, BAM!, right down to every detail. A clone of Babe Ruth is not Babe Ruth |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Wed May 10, 2023 6:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What Do You Think Heaven Is Like? |
SuperNintendoHjalmarsson wrote: also, no hangovers. fact. If you get hangovers, you're still a rookie alcoholic. |
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