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blackhawksfan

Post subject: Gen Z says 3-hour ‘everything showers’ are ‘better than sex’

Posted: Thu May 11, 2023 2:54 pm

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https://nypost.com/2023/05/10/gen-z-say ... -than-sex/

It’s wet, but it’s not wild.

Gen Zs and millennials are hot for getting clean, very clean.

The newest trend in grooming is the “everything shower,” which entails taking an extremely warm, steamy shower for two to four hours, soaping up every nook and cranny while they blast their favorite music

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sjboyd0137

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Posted: Thu May 11, 2023 3:15 pm

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My water heater wouldn't last 3 hours.

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Douchebag

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Posted: Thu May 11, 2023 3:15 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

My water heater wouldn't last 3 hours.

Go tankless

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Gen Z says 3-hour ‘everything showers’ are ‘better than

Posted: Thu May 11, 2023 3:22 pm

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Post subject: Re: Gen Z says 3-hour ‘everything showers’ are ‘better than

Posted: Thu May 11, 2023 3:28 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

My water heater wouldn't last 3 hours.

Go tankless

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Gen Z says 3-hour ‘everything showers’ are ‘better than

Posted: Thu May 11, 2023 7:33 pm

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We were all laughing at millennials for having bad ideas and here comes genzies like 'we have no ideas' lmfao.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Gen Z says 3-hour ‘everything showers’ are ‘better than

Posted: Thu May 11, 2023 8:00 pm

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Also, not surprised gen zees have bad sex hahahahaha

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SpiralStairs

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Posted: Thu May 11, 2023 8:04 pm

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I don’t take showers. Shit is for work morons.

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Darkside

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Posted: Thu May 11, 2023 8:14 pm

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You gotta be a serious asshole to waste resources like that.

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Franky T

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Posted: Thu May 11, 2023 8:21 pm

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Darkside wrote:

You gotta be a serious asshole to waste resources like that.

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This Ends in Antioch

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Posted: Thu May 11, 2023 8:22 pm

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Franky T wrote:

Darkside wrote:

You gotta be a serious asshole to waste resources like that.

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HawaiiYou

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Posted: Thu May 11, 2023 8:36 pm

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i call bullshit. more fake generational war news to keep us more divided

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IkeSouth

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Posted: Thu May 11, 2023 8:47 pm

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It says right in the article some people think this is a horrible experience and doesn't even make sense.

The whole thing is probably ai generated.

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Spaulding

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Posted: Thu May 11, 2023 10:46 pm

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That's about 350 gallons of water for a shower. No shower is better than sex. Gen z is doing it wrong. They are so fucked up and they suck.

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IkeSouth

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Posted: Fri May 12, 2023 6:30 am

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And their kids will be raised by ai. People who don't know if they're a boy or girl will have artificial babies. Future looking bright.

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Jon Taffer

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Posted: Fri May 12, 2023 12:36 pm

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You know what 42% of men prefer to sex? Bacon. We're going to build you a bar centered on bacon.

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