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Author:  Franky T [ Sun May 14, 2023 1:08 pm ]
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f/k/a Mother's Day. Hope those of you whose Mom is still alive are doing something nice for her today.

Author:  W_Z [ Sun May 14, 2023 1:52 pm ]
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Happy Birthing Persons Day! Remember, when someone asks you what a woman is, you say that you are NOT a biologist. Unless you are one. Then answer the question.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Sun May 14, 2023 1:54 pm ]
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theres only 37 genders

Author:  IkeSouth [ Sun May 14, 2023 1:55 pm ]
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btw i had a black kid (like 22 yo or some shit) tell me it's bullshit that black people only get a month. i said white dudes get no months. he got really mad at me.

Author:  HawaiiYou [ Sun May 14, 2023 2:18 pm ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
theres only 37 genders


yes i wonder when this will get cancelled.

Author:  Jaw Breaker [ Sun May 14, 2023 3:14 pm ]
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When I was looking for brunch places for today, one website advertised their Mother's Day Brunch as for "Mothers and other women who Wow." Crossed them off the list immediately.

Author:  Franky T [ Sun May 14, 2023 3:37 pm ]
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Jaw Breaker wrote:
When I was looking for brunch places for today, one website advertised their Mother's Day Brunch as for "Mothers and other women who Wow." Crossed them off the list immediately.

"Wow, that woman has a penis!"

Author:  Brick [ Sun May 14, 2023 3:41 pm ]
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Jaw Breaker wrote:
When I was looking for brunch places for today, one website advertised their Mother's Day Brunch as for "Mothers and other women who Wow." Crossed them off the list immediately.

Did you find a place that banned childless women?

Author:  W_Z [ Sun May 14, 2023 4:24 pm ]
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Women who World of Warcraft?

Author:  Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Sun May 14, 2023 4:33 pm ]
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Brick wrote:
Jaw Breaker wrote:
When I was looking for brunch places for today, one website advertised their Mother's Day Brunch as for "Mothers and other women who Wow." Crossed them off the list immediately.

Did you find a place that banned childless women?

:lol:

Author:  Spaulding [ Sun May 14, 2023 6:54 pm ]
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Transwomen are fathers.

Author:  This Ends in Antioch [ Sun May 14, 2023 6:55 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote:
Transwomen are fathers.

I never know which of those words mean which genitals.

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Sun May 14, 2023 7:15 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote:
Transwomen are fathers.

You are such a miserable person.

Author:  Spaulding [ Sun May 14, 2023 7:24 pm ]
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I am not.

Author:  Nardi [ Sun May 14, 2023 8:38 pm ]
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Hawg Ass wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
Transwomen are fathers.

You are such a miserable person.

Go Pack!

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Sun May 14, 2023 8:44 pm ]
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Nardi wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
Transwomen are fathers.

You are such a miserable person.

Go Pack!

!!

Author:  Sister Hazel [ Sat Jun 17, 2023 12:45 pm ]
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Public sex in Boston:

https://twitter.com/EfendiMichelle/stat ... 7133703170

Author:  W_Z [ Sat Jun 17, 2023 6:29 pm ]
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Hope someone brought their Lume deodorant.

Author:  Tall Midget [ Sat Jun 17, 2023 8:21 pm ]
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Is this the Father's Day thread now?

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun Jun 18, 2023 12:19 am ]
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Were they shiny?

Because then I'd finally understand that song.

Author:  Bagels [ Sun Jun 18, 2023 5:56 am ]
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Tall Midget wrote:
Is this the Father's Day thread now?

If that’s how you identify

Author:  Clawmaster [ Sun Jun 18, 2023 8:46 am ]
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Maybe Father's Day should be, "People capable of paying tuition that have a toolbox and can fix things day"?

This could work because I have had numerous detailed conversations about tools and home improvement projects with females that are involved in same sex marriages.

Realize that shocks the stereotype many here have of the Claw, but I am nothing more than a man of the people who interacts freely and openly with all walks of life.

Author:  Nas [ Sun Jun 18, 2023 8:53 am ]
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Biological women hoodwinked us into believing we should work on this day. Imagine asking a biological woman to cook for the entire family and extended family and friends on Mother's Day? She would murder you instantly.

Author:  Clawmaster [ Sun Jun 18, 2023 9:54 am ]
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Nas wrote:
Biological women hoodwinked us into believing we should work on this day. Imagine asking a biological woman to cook for the entire family and extended family and friends on Mother's Day? She would murder you instantly.


Interesting, I often wonder if we are evolving or devolving, have many young women on staff and they tell me the dudes they are with talk about sharing stuff like mowing and shoveling snow, this was a somewhat foreign concept to me as I was raised that guys do this work.

However, the younger women also tell me the younger dudes are soft and wish they were more "manly", guess the whole toxic masculinity concept is yet another straw man thing.

Realize is pisses off a lot of the dudes that post here when I talk about the real world encounters I have, but the politically correct bubble is in fact just a bubble, once people get to know you and trust you, they will share their thoughts and women can be incredibly honest and brutal in their assessment of others.

Author:  Nas [ Sun Jun 18, 2023 10:45 am ]
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Clawmaster wrote:
Nas wrote:
Biological women hoodwinked us into believing we should work on this day. Imagine asking a biological woman to cook for the entire family and extended family and friends on Mother's Day? She would murder you instantly.


Interesting, I often wonder if we are evolving or devolving, have many young women on staff and they tell me the dudes they are with talk about sharing stuff like mowing and shoveling snow, this was a somewhat foreign concept to me as I was raised that guys do this work.

However, the younger women also tell me the younger dudes are soft and wish they were more "manly", guess the whole toxic masculinity concept is yet another straw man thing.

Realize is pisses off a lot of the dudes that post here when I talk about the real world encounters I have, but the politically correct bubble is in fact just a bubble, once people get to know you and trust you, they will share their thoughts and women can be incredibly honest and brutal in their assessment of others.


This is the failure of men to be fathers and single motherhood.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Sun Jun 18, 2023 12:46 pm ]
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Father's day should be called 'the reason we don't live in grass huts' day

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Jun 19, 2023 8:10 am ]
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for some reason, it became father in law's day

want to stay until midnight when you know i have to work the next day and my own father left at 9:30? Sure, every day is Saturday. Then he gives me the most insulting, ignorant

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whenever he wants a fill up. I don't get too angry because he does that to wait staff all the time as well. He did it in Italy, where the owners of most restaurants are also the waiters and could tell they were cussing him out from my bit of knowledge of Italian.

Author:  Tall Midget [ Mon Jun 19, 2023 8:13 am ]
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Your wife can't be bothered to fill up a glass? So much for the vaunted Good Dolphin pimp hand.

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Jun 19, 2023 8:19 am ]
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Tall Midget wrote:
Your wife can't be bothered to fill up a glass? So much for the vaunted Good Dolphin pimp hand.


her parents coming over is like a bat signal that she will be drunk with no expectations to be placed on her. She does do a good job of preparing and executing the party. At some point thought she becomes Homer Simpson

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Author:  Nas [ Mon Jun 19, 2023 8:31 am ]
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It sounds like the father in law hasn't been checked out of respect or something.

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