There's literally nothing you can do in Wisconsin that doesn't have people drinking there.

Move to Saudi Arabia

Has anyone been sober for 3 weeks straight? From everything? Shits weird man. 80% of the bartenders I know hate me now. Yes water, stop asking and don't worry you're still getting $10. Suddenly I'm not cool anymore. Pretty neat though, the couple that love it. They talk to me way more now. And why do some bars charge $5 for a lemonade, but only $1 more to add vodka, but other bars don't even charge for the lemonade? The other thing I notice is I never had a bad drink bill... it was always the fucking food.

I don't want them to Khashoggi me.

I went the first three months of January with just one alcoholic drink.

I've never met a person who could drink me under the table. Even a bigger and taller Hood can't get it done.

I haven't had a drink in probably a decade. I have played softball with a group of guys for the past 7 or 8 years who all get smashed before games, during games and after games. They haven't disinvited me and i'm terrible at softball so I must be fun enough to hang.

I haven't missed it. for me it was a health thing. I like food, it was food or booze.

Unfortunately come from a family of experienced alcoholics, one of which is still in his drinking prime and he and his cronies would more than likely give you a run for your money.

Personal and professional experience has taught that hard core drinkers will exhibit a similar smell to people freshly out of surgery, one's pores are excreting the unforgettable smell of anesthesia and the other alcohol, both are in a semiconscious state, but the smell is similar.

That smell lets me know the level of alcoholic you are dealing with because they have practiced enough to circumvent the bodies alcohol defense mechanisms to the point that the body has moved on to drastic measures.

Ike dead-ass sober at the bar so he can fully appreciate being passed over by 30-something single moms for the nearest early 20's dudes.

I drank once last year, and once so far this year.

What about when you are living rent free in peoples' heads?

Your infatuation with me is cute.

Now run along before you miss BINGO.

Never done it

Bingo?