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Author:  HawaiiYou [ Wed Jul 19, 2023 7:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Got beat up today

Got jumped by two guys who robbed my stuff and took about 60 bucks cash while I was setting up my stuff at the market.

They broke my nose, bloodied/bruised up my face, and my left eye is the size of a golf ball.

Got released from the hospital and they gave me some pain killers. Haven't taken any. still in shock. maybe turn on the cubs game to take my mind off things.

didnt know what else to do but post here.

Author:  Douchebag [ Wed Jul 19, 2023 7:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Got beat up today

Did. Not. Happen.

Author:  Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries [ Wed Jul 19, 2023 7:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Got beat up today

Douchebag wrote:
Did. Not. Happen.

Hang on--I'd like to buy them there pain meds, HY. Contact me or one of my mults.

Author:  Brick [ Wed Jul 19, 2023 7:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Got beat up today

Finally some good news.

Author:  Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries [ Wed Jul 19, 2023 7:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Got beat up today

On the plus side, HY still has more teeth than the girlfriend.

Author:  OscarTangoEcho [ Wed Jul 19, 2023 7:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Got beat up today

HawaiiYou wrote:
Got jumped by two guys who robbed my stuff at the market.


Where do you live? Istanbul?

Author:  This Ends in Antioch [ Wed Jul 19, 2023 7:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Got beat up today

Biden’s America.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Wed Jul 19, 2023 7:28 pm ]
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Sorry HY. If I was there id kick that guys ass for you.

Author:  Drunk Squirrel [ Wed Jul 19, 2023 7:32 pm ]
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OscarTangoEcho wrote:
HawaiiYou wrote:
Got jumped by two guys who robbed my stuff at the market.


Where do you live? Istanbul?



With how far behind he is, might have been Constantinople.

Author:  Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries [ Wed Jul 19, 2023 7:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Got beat up today

Drunk Squirrel wrote:
OscarTangoEcho wrote:
HawaiiYou wrote:
Got jumped by two guys who robbed my stuff at the market.


Where do you live? Istanbul?



With how far behind he is, might have been Constantinople.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Jul 19, 2023 7:39 pm ]
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You should have stabbed the made up robbers with your covid pen.

Author:  This Ends in Antioch [ Wed Jul 19, 2023 7:42 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
You should have stabbed the made up robbers with your covid pen.

:lol:

Author:  Darkside [ Wed Jul 19, 2023 7:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Got beat up today

Pussy.
Anyone jumps me they're getting 5 inches of steel in their neck or getting shot if I'm not at work.

Author:  Harvard Dan [ Wed Jul 19, 2023 7:53 pm ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
Sorry HY. If I was there id kick that guys ass for you.


Round up a crew of Northwestern Football players for some dry humping.

Author:  Bagels [ Wed Jul 19, 2023 8:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Got beat up today

Darkside wrote:
Pussy.
Anyone jumps me they're getting 5 inches of steel in their neck or getting shot if I'm not at work.

You seem angry

Author:  Caller Bob [ Wed Jul 19, 2023 9:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Got beat up today

HawaiiYou wrote:
Got jumped by two guys who robbed my stuff and took about 60 bucks cash while I was setting up my stuff at the market.

They broke my nose, bloodied/bruised up my face, and my left eye is the size of a golf ball.

Got released from the hospital and they gave me some pain killers. Haven't taken any. still in shock. maybe turn on the cubs game to take my mind off things.

didnt know what else to do but post here.


Keep voting Democrat, this is what you get

Author:  Darkside [ Wed Jul 19, 2023 9:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Got beat up today

Bagels wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Pussy.
Anyone jumps me they're getting 5 inches of steel in their neck or getting shot if I'm not at work.

You seem angry

FAAFO

Author:  Franky T [ Wed Jul 19, 2023 9:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Got beat up today

Am I the only one who wants to know what stuff he was setting up and at which market?

Author:  Darkside [ Wed Jul 19, 2023 9:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Got beat up today

Franky T wrote:
Am I the only one who wants to know what stuff he was setting up and at which market?

Yup.

Author:  Franky T [ Wed Jul 19, 2023 9:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Got beat up today

Darkside wrote:
Franky T wrote:
Am I the only one who wants to know what stuff he was setting up and at which market?

Yup.

I can't be the only one who wants to hear the full story.

Author:  Darkside [ Wed Jul 19, 2023 9:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Got beat up today

Franky T wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Franky T wrote:
Am I the only one who wants to know what stuff he was setting up and at which market?

Yup.

I can't be the only one who wants to hear the full story.

It would just be bullshit.

Author:  This Ends in Antioch [ Wed Jul 19, 2023 9:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Got beat up today

Darkside wrote:
Franky T wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Franky T wrote:
Am I the only one who wants to know what stuff he was setting up and at which market?

Yup.

I can't be the only one who wants to hear the full story.

It would just be bullshit.

Could be absurdly creative bullshit.

Author:  Douchebag [ Wed Jul 19, 2023 11:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Got beat up today

This Ends in Antioch wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Franky T wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Franky T wrote:
Am I the only one who wants to know what stuff he was setting up and at which market?

Yup.

I can't be the only one who wants to hear the full story.

It would just be bullshit.

Could be absurdly creative bullshit.

No chance

Author:  Nardi [ Wed Jul 19, 2023 11:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Got beat up today

Douchebag wrote:
This Ends in Antioch wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Franky T wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Franky T wrote:
Am I the only one who wants to know what stuff he was setting up and at which market?

Yup.

I can't be the only one who wants to hear the full story.

It would just be bullshit.

Could be absurdly creative bullshit.

No chance

I guess you missed the part where his eyeball grew.

Author:  This Ends in Antioch [ Thu Jul 20, 2023 7:04 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Got beat up today

I think the human eye is already about the size of a golf ball, so I read that part as confirmation that his eye was ok.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Thu Jul 20, 2023 7:10 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Got beat up today

Darkside wrote:
Pussy.
Anyone jumps me they're getting 5 inches of steel in their neck or getting shot if I'm not at work.


I've always imagined what a 10-in-1 screwdriver would do to the base of a skull

Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Jul 20, 2023 7:46 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Got beat up today

you guys are dicks

I hope you are ok Hawaii. Sometimes the trauma and replaying "what I should have done" is worse than the actual physical pain but it sounds like they messed you up.

The stuff people will do to another for very little gain is frightening.

Author:  Hussra [ Thu Jul 20, 2023 8:53 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
you guys are dicks

I hope you are ok Hawaii. Sometimes the trauma and replaying "what I should have done" is worse than the actual physical pain but it sounds like they messed you up.

The stuff people will do to another for very little gain is frightening.



He's still not gonna fuck you

Author:  Darkside [ Thu Jul 20, 2023 8:58 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Got beat up today

Hussra wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
you guys are dicks

I hope you are ok Hawaii. Sometimes the trauma and replaying "what I should have done" is worse than the actual physical pain but it sounds like they messed you up.

The stuff people will do to another for very little gain is frightening.



He's still not gonna fuck you

Image

Author:  Thomas-Sox-WorldSeries [ Thu Jul 20, 2023 9:01 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Got beat up today

good dolphin wrote:
you guys are dicks

I hope you are ok Hawaii. Sometimes the trauma and replaying "what I should have done" is worse than the actual physical pain but it sounds like they messed you up.

The stuff people will do to another for very little gain is frightening.

Padraig, I salute your sentiment and defense of the stupid, but we are honestly pissed as his poor sentence structure and his flouting of capitalization rules.

Edit: Sh*t! I just used dolphin's first name. Mods, please delete. Sorry, my man!

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