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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 10:28 am

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I was inspired by the "People Who Should Not Be Allowed...." thread.

So, I'm going to tell a story and I will bet it doesn't get to page 2 without getting political.

So, I attended the 4th of July in the late-'90s in Mayor Daley's pavilion for the orchestra and fireworks. My boss at that time had ties to Daley that would later be recounted in various Tribune articles in an unflattering manner.

I met Steve Schill on live TV on Fox and pissed him off by making a joke that flustered him. I said I would be interviewed for his spot and he gave me a rolled up Declaration of Independence on live TV. I asked if it was the original. He didn't know how to respond. I said I'll take it either way. He walked away clearly pissed.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 11:29 am

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I'm flustered that the joke wasn't told in the post.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 11:33 am

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 11:53 am

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I went to visit my gout guy today. Everything is going great since he put me on meds. I decided to celebrate by walking the ghost town of north michigan avenue. I walked past the Levi's store and it just so happens that I am in need of jeans, so I stopped in. I bought myself a pair of non blue jeans for the first time in my life. They are a dark grey in athletic trim cut. So if you see a guy walking without a hobble in sexy new jeans, come up and say hi.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 12:14 pm

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I should be allowed to think.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 1:03 pm

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Can we get HY back?

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 1:08 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Can we get HY back?

his periodic posting run is almost over

whistler will be back soon

then moonpies a few months after that. Like changing of the seasons.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 1:16 pm

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Bagels wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Can we get HY back?

his periodic posting run is almost over

whistler will be back soon

then moonpies a few months after that. Like changing of the seasons.

That's a bleak future.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 1:18 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Bagels wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Can we get HY back?

his periodic posting run is almost over

whistler will be back soon

then moonpies a few months after that. Like changing of the seasons.

That's a bleak future.

You can't be bleak in Spring

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 1:21 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Bagels wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Can we get HY back?

his periodic posting run is almost over

whistler will be back soon

then moonpies a few months after that. Like changing of the seasons.

That's a bleak future.

Like the Rick Hahn of message boarders.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 1:24 pm

good dolphin wrote:

I am in need of jeans, so I stopped in. I bought myself a pair of non blue jeans for the first time in my life. They are a dark grey in athletic trim cut. So if you see a guy walking without a hobble in sexy new jeans, come up and say hi.

You've never had non-blue jeans? Not even some circa-1988 grey acid wash crap?

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 1:29 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Bagels wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Can we get HY back?

his periodic posting run is almost over

whistler will be back soon

then moonpies a few months after that. Like changing of the seasons.

That's a bleak future.

Like the Rick Hahn of message boarders.

So true, Frank.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 1:30 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

You've never had non-blue jeans?

i've never had plain white turkey.

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 6:41 pm

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W_Z wrote:

I should be allowed to think.

hopefully to glue your poster too.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 8:31 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

Athletic cut for your athletic build?

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Crystal Lake Hoffy

Post subject: Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2023 10:47 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Athletic cut for your athletic build?

Wait wasn't Good Dolphin one of the morbidly obese guys from the bowling event?

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2023 8:42 am

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Athletic cut for your athletic build?

Wait wasn't Good Dolphin one of the morbidly obese guys from the bowling event?

too athletic of an event for me

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 3:42 pm

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I don't like the tight pants trend for men. Most end up looking top heavy or give the world moose knuckle.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 4:13 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

I don't like the tight pants trend for men. Most end up looking top heavy or give the world moose knuckle.

good dolphin is more bottle neck than moose knuckle though they’re not mutually exclusive appearances.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads

Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2023 7:31 pm

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This thread makes so little sense it seems like SpiralStairs made it.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 6:47 am

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Brick wrote:

This thread makes so little sense it seems like SpiralStairs made it.

All you need to know is that Noisedoctor steadfastly believes that his thread-starting privileges should be retained. Now that's funny! :lol:

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: People Who Should Be Allowed To Start Threads

Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2023 7:50 am

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Spaulding wrote:

I don't like the tight pants trend for men. Most end up looking top heavy or give the world moose knuckle.

It looks like a division sign

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMRCi6AymWE

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Spaulding

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