Got jumped by two guys who robbed my stuff and took about 60 bucks cash while I was setting up my stuff at the market.

They broke my nose, bloodied/bruised up my face, and my left eye is the size of a golf ball.

Got released from the hospital and they gave me some pain killers. Haven't taken any. still in shock. maybe turn on the cubs game to take my mind off things.

didnt know what else to do but post here.

Did. Not. Happen.

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Hang on--I'd like to buy them there pain meds, HY. Contact me or one of my mults.

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Finally some good news.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

On the plus side, HY still has more teeth than the girlfriend.

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Where do you live? Istanbul?

Biden’s America.

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Sorry HY. If I was there id kick that guys ass for you.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

With how far behind he is, might have been Constantinople.

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You should have stabbed the made up robbers with your covid pen.

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Pussy.
Anyone jumps me they're getting 5 inches of steel in their neck or getting shot if I'm not at work.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Round up a crew of Northwestern Football players for some dry humping.

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An unjust law is no law at all--St. Augustine of Hippo

Cause tried and true
I see the light in you
Oh, can you dig in my soul?
Could you smell my whole...
life?--Gener and Deaner

You seem angry

Keep voting Democrat, this is what you get

FAAFO

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Am I the only one who wants to know what stuff he was setting up and at which market?

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Yup.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I can't be the only one who wants to hear the full story.

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It would just be bullshit.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Could be absurdly creative bullshit.

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No chance

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I guess you missed the part where his eyeball grew.

I think the human eye is already about the size of a golf ball, so I read that part as confirmation that his eye was ok.

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I've always imagined what a 10-in-1 screwdriver would do to the base of a skull

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

you guys are dicks

I hope you are ok Hawaii. Sometimes the trauma and replaying "what I should have done" is worse than the actual physical pain but it sounds like they messed you up.

The stuff people will do to another for very little gain is frightening.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

He's still not gonna fuck you

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Padraig, I salute your sentiment and defense of the stupid, but we are honestly pissed as his poor sentence structure and his flouting of capitalization rules.

Edit: Sh*t! I just used dolphin's first name. Mods, please delete. Sorry, my man!

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