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Author:  Nardi [ Fri Aug 04, 2023 5:12 pm ]
Post subject:  God's Sick Sense Of Humor

Obviously Tourettes is by far on the top of the list.

Going bald
Unibrow
Sharts
Tits that aren't uniform
White Sox

Author:  KDdidit [ Fri Aug 04, 2023 5:16 pm ]
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And when I die I expect to find him laaaaaaaaafing

Author:  Drunk Squirrel [ Fri Aug 04, 2023 5:42 pm ]
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KDdidit wrote:
And when I die I expect to find him laaaaaaaaafing


Jeez... there is a flashback.

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Fri Aug 04, 2023 5:44 pm ]
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G_d doesn’t want us to jerk our shit but our arms are long enough to touch our penises

Author:  This Ends in Antioch [ Fri Aug 04, 2023 6:19 pm ]
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SpiralStairs wrote:
G_d doesn’t want us to jerk our shit but our arms are long enough to touch our penises

Welcome back.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Fri Aug 04, 2023 7:02 pm ]
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nah he got it half right. he fucked up letting girls get themselves off too.

Author:  Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Fri Aug 04, 2023 7:32 pm ]
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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
G_d doesn’t want us to jerk our shit but our arms are long enough to touch our penises

Welcome back.

:cheers:

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Fri Aug 04, 2023 8:05 pm ]
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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
G_d doesn’t want us to jerk our shit but our arms are long enough to touch our penises

Welcome back.

I was permanently banned from my other bored

Author:  Nardi [ Fri Aug 04, 2023 8:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: God's Sick Sense Of Humor

SpiralStairs wrote:
This Ends in Antioch wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
G_d doesn’t want us to jerk our shit but our arms are long enough to touch our penises

Welcome back.

I was permanently banned from my other bored

If you call Obama gay here, it's perfectly fine. Cuz it appears he is.

Author:  This Ends in Antioch [ Fri Aug 04, 2023 8:18 pm ]
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Nardi wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
This Ends in Antioch wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
G_d doesn’t want us to jerk our shit but our arms are long enough to touch our penises

Welcome back.

I was permanently banned from my other bored

If you call Obama gay here, it's perfectly fine. Cuz it appears he is.

But you don’t call a gay guy gay.

You call a straight guy gay when he’s acting gay.

Author:  Franky T [ Fri Aug 04, 2023 8:42 pm ]
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SpiralStairs wrote:
This Ends in Antioch wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
G_d doesn’t want us to jerk our shit but our arms are long enough to touch our penises

Welcome back.

I was permanently banned from my other bored

I see what you did there

Author:  Juice's Lecture Notes [ Sat Aug 05, 2023 11:16 am ]
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SpiralStairs wrote:
This Ends in Antioch wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
G_d doesn’t want us to jerk our shit but our arms are long enough to touch our penises

Welcome back.

I was permanently banned from my other bored

Cum Town didn't go so well over there?

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Sat Aug 05, 2023 12:05 pm ]
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Why would some deity with infinite power create horribly inefficient beings, then create ways for those beings to murder one another?

You can eat those berries, but if you eat these other berries you'll die.

You can eat this meat, but if you eat this meat that's been sitting too long, you'll die.

You touch this plant, but if touch this other plant, you'll die.

Anything you eat will turn into smelly brown shit. Anything that anything eats ends up being turned into smell brown shit. And there's different forms of shit, sometimes in log form, sometimes in ball form. It all just depends. Oh, and don't eat shit, you'll die.

Also, if you don't do anything and just live for a certain amount of time, you'll die.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Sat Aug 05, 2023 12:06 pm ]
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It's more like he she them made a chemical experiment and everything we see is just a result of those reactions.

Author:  Nardi [ Sat Aug 05, 2023 5:21 pm ]
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Obama....still gay. No wonder he goes on and on about Lincoln.

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Sat Aug 05, 2023 8:15 pm ]
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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
This Ends in Antioch wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
G_d doesn’t want us to jerk our shit but our arms are long enough to touch our penises

Welcome back.

I was permanently banned from my other bored

Cum Town didn't go so well over there?

Photos of old dudes sucking each other off was met with MUCH more hostility there than here. Read whatever you want into that fact.

Author:  DAC [ Sat Aug 05, 2023 8:26 pm ]
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Nardi wrote:
Obviously Tourettes is by far on the top of the list.

Going bald
Unibrow
Sharts
Tits that aren't uniform
White Sox


I didn't expect the Sox at the end. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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