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If you haven't heard by now, the FCC and FEMA are planning to test the nationwide emergency alert system at 1:20 PM. This will be a 5G pulse that activates the graphene inside all people who have been vaccinated in the past 3 years, triggering the Marburg Virus. It's highly recommended that you wrap yourself in tinfoil starting at 1:00 PM today and remain wrapped through tomorrow at 10:15 when the pulse has officially dissipated. If you fail to follow these directions, you will be turned into a zombie.

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This is exactly how you would start a 24 hr purge

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IkeSouth wrote:
This is exactly how you would start a 24 hr purge


I would be happy with a 24 poster purge, and you are number 17 on that list. HY leads the band of buffoons.

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denisdman wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
This is exactly how you would start a 24 hr purge


I would be happy with a 24 poster purge, and you are number 17 on that list. HY leads the band of buffoons.


Look at the board "Libertarian" pine for censorship!


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denisdman wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
This is exactly how you would start a 24 hr purge


I would be happy with a 24 poster purge, and you are number 17 on that list. HY leads the band of buffoons.


What's the list? Name names!

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I don't think this place has 24 posters.

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Nas wrote:
I don't think this place has 24 posters.


Name names!

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2023 11:06 am 
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I agree it's weird to hate anyone here. There's 6 of us.

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Nas wrote:
I don't think this place has 24 posters.


Name names!


I'm afraid

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Nas wrote:
I don't think this place has 24 posters.



You are correct. There are MANY mults.


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Nas wrote:
I don't think this place has 24 posters.



You are correct. There are MANY mults.

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Nas wrote:
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Nas wrote:
I don't think this place has 24 posters.


Name names!


I'm afraid



:lol: :lol:

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Just a test. Has nothing to do with Russian national tests for the past two days. https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/20 ... story.html

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Ike reads Jeff Bezos' Blog?

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Fuckers did it two minutes early!

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I feel like eating raw meat all of a sudden and not in a gay way.


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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Fuckers did it two minutes early!


Wanted to catch the tin hat people off guard. Probably half didn't have it on yet because it takes them a minute or two to figure out how to form tinfoil into a hat.


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Very annoying in an office full of people.

What was the point of this thing?

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Weird, I had the urge to storm the Capitol about 20 minutes ago, and then it just went away.

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Extremely uneventful. Sounded just like the random Amber Alerts and Flash Flood warnings I get every few weeks.

I'd like to know how much some defense contractor got paid to coordinate this little event.

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
Very annoying in an office full of people.

What was the point of this thing?


Russia has been doing nationwide nuclear drills on Mon and Tues.

For us, this was just a test. No coincidence of course. Don't worry about it.

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IkeSouth wrote:
This Ends in Antioch wrote:
Very annoying in an office full of people.

What was the point of this thing?


Russia has been doing nationwide nuclear drills on Mon and Tues.

For us, this was just a test. No coincidence of course. Don't worry about it.

It'll help global warming if most of us die in a nuclear attack. We will be eating less cows that way.

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as long as were not saving the swahili's im good with it

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Nas wrote:
Weird, I had the urge to storm the Capitol about 20 minutes ago, and then it just went away.

I had a seizure and now I am feeling woke all of a sudden.

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Franky T wrote:
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Weird, I had the urge to storm the Capitol about 20 minutes ago, and then it just went away.

I had a seizure and now I am feeling woke all of a sudden.


Do you have the urge to give looters your home?

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