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Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Wed Oct 04, 2023 8:00 am ]
Post subject:  Today's FCC Test at 1:20

If you haven't heard by now, the FCC and FEMA are planning to test the nationwide emergency alert system at 1:20 PM. This will be a 5G pulse that activates the graphene inside all people who have been vaccinated in the past 3 years, triggering the Marburg Virus. It's highly recommended that you wrap yourself in tinfoil starting at 1:00 PM today and remain wrapped through tomorrow at 10:15 when the pulse has officially dissipated. If you fail to follow these directions, you will be turned into a zombie.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Wed Oct 04, 2023 8:22 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

This is exactly how you would start a 24 hr purge

Author:  denisdman [ Wed Oct 04, 2023 8:32 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

IkeSouth wrote:
This is exactly how you would start a 24 hr purge


I would be happy with a 24 poster purge, and you are number 17 on that list. HY leads the band of buffoons.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Wed Oct 04, 2023 9:11 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

denisdman wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
This is exactly how you would start a 24 hr purge


I would be happy with a 24 poster purge, and you are number 17 on that list. HY leads the band of buffoons.


Look at the board "Libertarian" pine for censorship!

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Wed Oct 04, 2023 10:46 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

denisdman wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
This is exactly how you would start a 24 hr purge


I would be happy with a 24 poster purge, and you are number 17 on that list. HY leads the band of buffoons.


What's the list? Name names!

Author:  Nas [ Wed Oct 04, 2023 11:00 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

I don't think this place has 24 posters.

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Wed Oct 04, 2023 11:03 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Nas wrote:
I don't think this place has 24 posters.


Name names!

Author:  IkeSouth [ Wed Oct 04, 2023 11:06 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

I agree it's weird to hate anyone here. There's 6 of us.

Author:  Nas [ Wed Oct 04, 2023 11:08 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Nas wrote:
I don't think this place has 24 posters.


Name names!


I'm afraid

Author:  Phil Leotardo [ Wed Oct 04, 2023 11:15 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Nas wrote:
I don't think this place has 24 posters.



You are correct. There are MANY mults.

Author:  Bagels [ Wed Oct 04, 2023 11:17 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Phil Leotardo wrote:
Nas wrote:
I don't think this place has 24 posters.



You are correct. There are MANY mults.

:lol:

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Wed Oct 04, 2023 11:20 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Nas wrote:
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Nas wrote:
I don't think this place has 24 posters.


Name names!


I'm afraid



:lol: :lol:

Author:  IkeSouth [ Wed Oct 04, 2023 1:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Just a test. Has nothing to do with Russian national tests for the past two days. https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/20 ... story.html

Author:  Nardi [ Wed Oct 04, 2023 1:11 pm ]
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Ike reads Jeff Bezos' Blog?

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Wed Oct 04, 2023 1:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Fuckers did it two minutes early!

Author:  IkeSouth [ Wed Oct 04, 2023 1:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

It's free

Author:  Juiced [ Wed Oct 04, 2023 1:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

I feel like eating raw meat all of a sudden and not in a gay way.

Author:  Juiced [ Wed Oct 04, 2023 1:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Fuckers did it two minutes early!


Wanted to catch the tin hat people off guard. Probably half didn't have it on yet because it takes them a minute or two to figure out how to form tinfoil into a hat.

Author:  This Ends in Antioch [ Wed Oct 04, 2023 1:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Very annoying in an office full of people.

What was the point of this thing?

Author:  Nas [ Wed Oct 04, 2023 1:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Weird, I had the urge to storm the Capitol about 20 minutes ago, and then it just went away.

Author:  Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Wed Oct 04, 2023 1:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Extremely uneventful. Sounded just like the random Amber Alerts and Flash Flood warnings I get every few weeks.

I'd like to know how much some defense contractor got paid to coordinate this little event.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Wed Oct 04, 2023 1:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

This Ends in Antioch wrote:
Very annoying in an office full of people.

What was the point of this thing?


Russia has been doing nationwide nuclear drills on Mon and Tues.

For us, this was just a test. No coincidence of course. Don't worry about it.

Author:  Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Wed Oct 04, 2023 1:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

IkeSouth wrote:
This Ends in Antioch wrote:
Very annoying in an office full of people.

What was the point of this thing?


Russia has been doing nationwide nuclear drills on Mon and Tues.

For us, this was just a test. No coincidence of course. Don't worry about it.

It'll help global warming if most of us die in a nuclear attack. We will be eating less cows that way.

Author:  Juice's Lecture Notes [ Wed Oct 04, 2023 4:44 pm ]
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I got both kinds: English and EspaƱol!

Author:  IkeSouth [ Wed Oct 04, 2023 5:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

as long as were not saving the swahili's im good with it

Author:  Franky T [ Wed Oct 04, 2023 8:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Nas wrote:
Weird, I had the urge to storm the Capitol about 20 minutes ago, and then it just went away.

I had a seizure and now I am feeling woke all of a sudden.

Author:  Nas [ Wed Oct 04, 2023 9:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Today's FCC Test at 1:20

Franky T wrote:
Nas wrote:
Weird, I had the urge to storm the Capitol about 20 minutes ago, and then it just went away.

I had a seizure and now I am feeling woke all of a sudden.


Do you have the urge to give looters your home?

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