Seems there are more people share life circumstances with Jelly Roll than with Kim Kardashian.

Who would be a more effective influencer for your product?

Realize from previous posts that many here would have no idea who Jelly Roll is and if they saw him they would instantly put him into their preformed and safe silos, quickly dismissing him as "country music" and/or "fat white guy", or "fat, white, country music guy", but much to a certain Bud Light ad execs chagrin there are a lot of fat white guys out there and they do not get stuff pitched to them very often.

You likely could sell 10,000 bottles of "Kim's Taint" perfume for $50 each to vapid Kardashian goofs, but it's much more likely you could sell 100,000 bottles of "Jelly Juice" for $20 each to the millions of fat white dudes.

There is of course the concern that Jelly could drop dead from a heart attack tomorrow, but Kim K could die from STD complications, so the risk seems similar, but it is likely way cheaper to hire Jelly than Kim, so why not go with the fat boy?

Trash thread

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A great litmus test for the board, have to member that shut ins don't get out much, but even the more mentally sluggish members of the board must appreciate the reach of influencers, and how they do not exactly fit into the categories marketers and advertisers covet.

You woke up today and said "I want to discuss the importance of Jelly Roll vs. Kim Kardashian"?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Which of the brands using Kim K as an influencer should shift those marketing dollars to Jelly Roll?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

women don't have a taint

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

when did it become bad to be a shut in?

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I only know Mr Roll, like Kevin Gates and Juice World or Wrld or whatever the hell the dead kid's name is, cuz my gf's into his music. They all sound like emo hip-hop, often emotional tunes with a mix of singing/rapping to varying degrees. Gates a good live performer; his concerts bring out the hotties. I like Gates best of the 3. Jelly Roll a good singer, but way too bitch music. Worse than early Bright Eyes or Dashboard Confessional.

Theo Vonn had the gelatinous one on his podcast last year.

No I actually interacted with other human beings and talked about how marketing techniques are changing and how you can reach niche markets easily via the correct influencer, kinda above the intellectual capacity of most posters here, so had to dumb it down, apparently did not dumb it down enough for some, but it generated exactly the responses I thought it would, certain posters behave in a manner that would make Pavlov question his methods, the lack of critical thinking and just general curiosity is interesting.

More about shifting advertising techniques/concepts, but apparently a bridge too far intellectually for most posters here.

i got your back claw. even if i'm a shut in. don't let the haters get to you. they seem to have come out more this last week. usually it happens when the site #'s are low and they're trying to incite arguments to get more traffic. don't fall for the trap. there are a lot of killers on here.

Did not happen.

Hardee's:



maybe the KimK line of Shape-Ups/spanks(sp?)?

“Why not go with the fat boy” over Kim K was a bridge too far intellectually?

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But you are looking right at me when you say that.

Jelly Roll, never heard of him until Wednesday when I surfed in to the Country Music Awards looking for the Buffett tribute.

Not a handsome fellow.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

You sound jelly

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Claw has a little bit of the troll in him with his comments suggesting that the board is full of snowflakes and morons.

You discussed the importance of Jelly Roll vs. Kim Kardashian with other human beings?

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Happen to have a rather wide range of people I interact with regularly, several are involved in the marketing/advertising industry, several are small business owners, and a few are influencers who are involved with product lines, so yes, we do often talk about the state of marketing and the most effective ways to market product lines.

Kinda wondered what the....well I guess you would say shut ins here would think, thought maybe a general discussion post would generate some interesting original thoughts, but this are concepts better suited for a bit more intellectually evolved crowd.

Also a bit of poking the glass, an attempt to rile up the animals in the zoo to see if it would generate at least a few entertaining takes, but this place is as Pavlovian as it gets, incredibly predictable in the replies you get from the posters, can almost write the posts for them.

If I may, I believe you are overestimating your bear poking. However, down the line, if you continue the bit with more esoterica followed by insults to the reader, the bear may do more than just open one eye.

I see potential.

I would buy a doughnut endorsed by Jelly Roll

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I talk about interesting topics with actual human beings.

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