Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Little known fact, Nas drives his grandma's 1997 Toyota Camry to impress his bosses. Be more like Nas.
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Mon Nov 13, 2023 9:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread) |
Rex Grossman Mitch (Pro Bowl QB) Trubisky Tyson Bagent Mac Jones Joe Biden On deck: Drake Maye I bet he loves khakis and Chipotle, too! |
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| Author: | Brick [ Mon Nov 13, 2023 9:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man |
He's a big fan of me also. |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Mon Nov 13, 2023 9:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread) |
I am proud to have Nas as my champion! |
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| Author: | This Ends in Antioch [ Mon Nov 13, 2023 9:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread) |
Chipotle is awesome. |
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| Author: | Clawmaster [ Mon Nov 13, 2023 11:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread) |
The correct title is "grindymcwhitepants". |
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| Author: | blackhawksfan [ Mon Nov 13, 2023 11:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread) |
Matt Spiegel |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Mon Nov 13, 2023 12:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread) |
everyone loves khakis. Dressier than jeans but not as itchy as more formal pants |
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| Author: | Clawmaster [ Mon Nov 13, 2023 12:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread) |
blackhawksfan wrote: Matt Spiegel Not grindy enough |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Mon Nov 13, 2023 3:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread) |
Clawmaster wrote: blackhawksfan wrote: Matt Spiegel Not grindy enough also, need a ruling on him |
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| Author: | Minooka Meatball [ Mon Nov 13, 2023 3:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread) |
This Ends in Antioch wrote: Chipotle is awesome. Until it explodes out of your body 30 minutes after eating it. |
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| Author: | This Ends in Antioch [ Mon Nov 13, 2023 3:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread) |
Minooka Meatball wrote: This Ends in Antioch wrote: Chipotle is awesome. Until it explodes out of your body 30 minutes after eating it. That’s a protection against weight gain. |
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| Author: | Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Mon Nov 13, 2023 4:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread) |
HW Bush was his favorite president IIRC. |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Nov 13, 2023 7:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread) |
Little known fact, Nas drives his grandma's 1997 Toyota Camry to impress his bosses. Be more like Nas. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Mon Nov 13, 2023 10:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread) |
Jerry Reinsdorf |
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| Author: | Nardi [ Mon Nov 13, 2023 10:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread) |
Frank Coztansa wrote: Jerry Reinsdorf Cheap shot to bring Nas' family into this. |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Mon Nov 13, 2023 10:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread) |
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote: Little known fact, Nas drives his grandma's 1997 Toyota Camry to impress his bosses. Be more like Nas.
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| Author: | Darkside AI [ Mon Nov 13, 2023 11:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread) |
That Camry is a pretty swell car. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Mon Nov 13, 2023 11:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread) |
Nas was never a fan of Mac Jones. How do you people leave Joe Burrow off the list? Babe Schwarber? No love for Matt Murton? Nocioni? Tom Terrific? |
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| Author: | Juice's Lecture Notes [ Tue Nov 14, 2023 12:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread) |
good dolphin wrote: everyone loves khakis. Dressier than jeans but not as itchy as more formal pants "Yeah, they're so funny and so comfortable with each other, and I could be comfortable too, if I had pants like that. I could sit on a porch and wrestle around, and maybe even be part of a real bull session." |
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| Author: | Clawmaster [ Wed Nov 15, 2023 11:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread) |
Nas wrote: Nas was never a fan of Mac Jones. How do you people leave Joe Burrow off the list? Babe Schwarber? No love for Matt Murton? Nocioni? Tom Terrific? Isn't Wil Levis the prototype? Name sounds grindy, almost translucently white, has overcome adversity, but the common trait is that the guy must have at least one unique skill that arouses Nas, Levis has arm talent, Schwarber random monster home run power, the list goes on and on, but the guy must create a funny feeling for Nas in the nether regions to qualify. |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Wed Nov 15, 2023 11:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread) |
Nas wrote: Nas was never a fan of Mac Jones. How do you people leave Joe Burrow off the list? Babe Schwarber? No love for Matt Murton? Nocioni? Tom Terrific? Last year you were trying to argue that Mac Jones was better than Trevor Lawrence, do we need to check the tape? |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Wed Nov 15, 2023 12:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread) |
Caller Bob wrote: Nas wrote: Nas was never a fan of Mac Jones. How do you people leave Joe Burrow off the list? Babe Schwarber? No love for Matt Murton? Nocioni? Tom Terrific? Last year you were trying to argue that Mac Jones was better than Trevor Lawrence, do we need to check the tape? Yup! Meanwhile, he didn't hop on the Brady Bandwagon until Tom Terrific won his 6th Super Bowl or something like that--well after he was widely considered the GOAT. It's clear that Mac Jones' middling treadmill pedaling held a much higher degree of fascination for him than Brady's football transcendence ever did. Nas is the board's great fetishist of white mediocrity. |
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| Author: | Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Wed Nov 15, 2023 12:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread) |
Nas wrote: Nas was never a fan of Mac Jones. How do you people leave Joe Burrow off the list? Babe Schwarber? No love for Matt Murton? Nocioni? Tom Terrific? You seem pretty deferential to Bagent as well. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Wed Nov 15, 2023 2:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread) |
Caller Bob wrote: Nas wrote: Nas was never a fan of Mac Jones. How do you people leave Joe Burrow off the list? Babe Schwarber? No love for Matt Murton? Nocioni? Tom Terrific? Last year you were trying to argue that Mac Jones was better than Trevor Lawrence, do we need to check the tape? I correctly pointed out that he had a better rookie year. I wasn't ever a fan of his. It's more that I haven't liked Lawrence since my guy Burrow outclassed him in the championship game. Check the record. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Wed Nov 15, 2023 2:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread) |
Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote: Nas wrote: Nas was never a fan of Mac Jones. How do you people leave Joe Burrow off the list? Babe Schwarber? No love for Matt Murton? Nocioni? Tom Terrific? You seem pretty deferential to Bagent as well. Yeah, I took a peak at him. I had him as the worst quarterback in the draft; it was more that I evolved to like him. He's fine as a backup in case Drake Maye gets injured. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Wed Nov 15, 2023 2:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread) |
Clawmaster wrote: Nas wrote: Nas was never a fan of Mac Jones. How do you people leave Joe Burrow off the list? Babe Schwarber? No love for Matt Murton? Nocioni? Tom Terrific? Isn't Wil Levis the prototype? Name sounds grindy, almost translucently white, has overcome adversity, but the common trait is that the guy must have at least one unique skill that arouses Nas, Levis has arm talent, Schwarber random monster home run power, the list goes on and on, but the guy must create a funny feeling for Nas in the nether regions to qualify. Brady or Burrow are probably the prototypes, but you are mostly right about everything else. It's generally the "it" intangible that gives me a thrill up my leg. It's more intense if I see it before the masses do. Winning the Brady v Manning debate by an overwhelming margin is very satisfying. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Wed Nov 15, 2023 2:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread) |
Tall Midget wrote: Caller Bob wrote: Nas wrote: Nas was never a fan of Mac Jones. How do you people leave Joe Burrow off the list? Babe Schwarber? No love for Matt Murton? Nocioni? Tom Terrific? Last year you were trying to argue that Mac Jones was better than Trevor Lawrence, do we need to check the tape? Yup! Meanwhile, he didn't hop on the Brady Bandwagon until Tom Terrific won his 6th Super Bowl or something like that--well after he was widely considered the GOAT. It's clear that Mac Jones' middling treadmill pedaling held a much higher degree of fascination for him than Brady's football transcendence ever did. Nas is the board's great fetishist of white mediocrity. Nas was on the Brady bandwagon as a teenager. I had Brady behind with my former quarterback GOAT, Elway, for many years. It could likely be located in this section. Tom Terrific is Him in all sports for me. No one comes close. |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Wed Nov 15, 2023 2:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread) |
Nas wrote: Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote: Nas wrote: Nas was never a fan of Mac Jones. How do you people leave Joe Burrow off the list? Babe Schwarber? No love for Matt Murton? Nocioni? Tom Terrific? You seem pretty deferential to Bagent as well. Yeah, I took a peak at him. I had him as the worst quarterback in the draft; it was more that I evolved to like him. He's fine as a backup in case Drake Maye gets injured. Took a peak at him? Nas: "Flashes of brilliance" Stats: 3TDs, 6Ints, 71.4 passer rating. Verdict: You have roasted Fields for putting together far better stats than that, and thus we must conclude that you are a fetishist of white mediocrity. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Wed Nov 15, 2023 2:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread) |
Tall Midget wrote: Nas wrote: Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote: Nas wrote: Nas was never a fan of Mac Jones. How do you people leave Joe Burrow off the list? Babe Schwarber? No love for Matt Murton? Nocioni? Tom Terrific? You seem pretty deferential to Bagent as well. Yeah, I took a peak at him. I had him as the worst quarterback in the draft; it was more that I evolved to like him. He's fine as a backup in case Drake Maye gets injured. Took a peak at him? Nas: "Flashes of brilliance" Stats: 3TDs, 6Ints, 71.4 passer rating. Verdict: You have roasted Fields for putting together far better stats than that, and thus we must conclude that you are a fetishist of white mediocrity. Outside of the Steelers game in 2021, I never thought Fields showed flashes of brilliance as a passer until MAYBE the Commanders game this year. I stand on believing this D-2 kid is a better quarterback than Fields will ever be. |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Wed Nov 15, 2023 2:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Nas: Champion of the Mediocre White Man (Rolling Thread) |
Nas wrote: Tall Midget wrote: Nas wrote: Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote: Nas wrote: Nas was never a fan of Mac Jones. How do you people leave Joe Burrow off the list? Babe Schwarber? No love for Matt Murton? Nocioni? Tom Terrific? You seem pretty deferential to Bagent as well. Yeah, I took a peak at him. I had him as the worst quarterback in the draft; it was more that I evolved to like him. He's fine as a backup in case Drake Maye gets injured. Took a peak at him? Nas: "Flashes of brilliance" Stats: 3TDs, 6Ints, 71.4 passer rating. Verdict: You have roasted Fields for putting together far better stats than that, and thus we must conclude that you are a fetishist of white mediocrity. Outside of the Steelers game in 2021, I never thought Fields showed flashes of brilliance as a passer until MAYBE the Commanders game this year. I stand on believing this D-2 kid is a better quarterback than Fields will ever be. ....thus earning your title as a champion of the mediocre white man. |
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