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 Post subject: Happy Groundhog Day
PostPosted: Fri Feb 02, 2024 9:45 am 
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…and more importantly, an opportunity to reflect on the 10th anniversary of the time Bill DeBlasio killed New York’s groundhog in front of a crowd and the government covered it up.

Rest in power, Staten Island Chuck.

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Groundhog Day
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I sometimes question why we rely on the proclamations of a rodent to guide our spring weather planning but unlike religion at least we know that Phil is real.

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Groundhog Day
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on the first day as president i will ban all holidays, and mandate 4 weeks PTO minumum for alll businesses. any business that cant afford it will be compensated through energy credits using immigrants to fuel our power plants.

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Groundhog Day
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Brick wrote:
I sometimes question why we rely on the proclamations of a rodent to guide our spring weather planning


I'm not sure why people listen to that fuck Skilling, either.

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Groundhog Day
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I am in Chicagoland for a family wedding this weekend and the news made me laugh. They were covering a cheap copy of Puxatawney Phil named Woodstock Willy or some shit. :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Groundhog Day
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pittmike wrote:
I am in Chicagoland for a family wedding this weekend and the news made me laugh. They were covering a cheap copy of Puxatawney Phil named Woodstock Willy or some shit. :lol:


The secret is that in Chicago, it's not really a groundhog, and its not really coming out of the ground...it's just the gerbil up Skilling's ass poking its head out.

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 Post subject: Re: Happy Groundhog Day
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pittmike wrote:
I am in Chicagoland for a family wedding this weekend and the news made me laugh. They were covering a cheap copy of Puxatawney Phil named Woodstock Willy or some shit. :lol:


WGN had that this morning because Skilling was the "celebrity" guest. They did mention that the groundhog (real one, not woodstock knockoff), is running about 39% accurate. This "holiday" seems like some cutesy superstition that should have died 50 years ago.
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 Post subject: Re: Happy Groundhog Day
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casual fan wrote:
pittmike wrote:
I am in Chicagoland for a family wedding this weekend and the news made me laugh. They were covering a cheap copy of Puxatawney Phil named Woodstock Willy or some shit. :lol:


WGN had that this morning because Skilling was the "celebrity" guest. They did mention that the groundhog (real one, not woodstock knockoff), is running about 39% accurate. This "holiday" seems like some cutesy superstition that should have died 50 years ago.

Maybe the groundhog is 61% accurate and we’ve mixed up the tells.
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 Post subject: Re: Happy Groundhog Day
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it's sad this holiday gained traction at all , meanwhile cinco de mayo is still a joke when in reality its the most accurate description of what a holiday should be.

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Do groundhogs think the sun will consume the Earth every spring? Should someone let them know it won't happen for a billion years?
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 Post subject: Re: Happy Groundhog Day
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Nardi wrote:
Do groundhogs think the sun will consume the Earth every spring? Should someone let them know it won't happen for a billion years?


The holiday was started by retards in Ireland. It's worse than scientology. The only reason this holiday still exists at all is because of bill Murray (resident bitch)

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