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 Post subject: Best of Twitter
PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 8:07 am 
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To celebrate the new board function, please post some of your favorite tweets.



For those of you that don't know, you can now embed tweets with the tweet tag like you can a quote and the url

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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The obsession with her is real.

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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The obsession with her is real.


umm...she has a thread of her own on it's way to 800 posts. People have yet to realize the only way to get rid of her is to ignore her.

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
The obsession with her is real.


create a dumb thread and you should expect to get dumb replies....


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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
The obsession with her is real.


create a dumb thread and you should expect to get dumb replies....

You delivered.

Why would she be your first thought in this thread?

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
The obsession with her is real.


umm...she has a thread of her own on it's way to 800 posts. People have yet to realize the only way to get rid of her is to ignore her.

Why would we want to get rid of her? Her psychosis is thoroughly entertaining.

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Take that!


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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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wdelaney72 wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
The obsession with her is real.


umm...she has a thread of her own on it's way to 800 posts. People have yet to realize the only way to get rid of her is to ignore her.



I don't get it. I NEVER am exposed to her. I have never opened the thread on her, I don't follow her on Twitter, and I don't listen to her show. Sometimes I hear her on updates if I am driving or if she is on a segment concerning someone such as Addison Russell but that is it. It's not hard.

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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thread should only be dril tweets






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Buy the book!

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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whens the last time an "absurdist" tweet was ever funny.


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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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[tweet]<p lang="en" dir="ltr">You’re older than you’ve ever been, younger than you’ll ever be again, and you’re also a pointless biological accident in an entropic void and your sentience literally has zero significance<br><br>Eat Arby’s</p>&mdash; Nihilist Arby&#39;s (@nihilist_arbys) <a href="https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys/status/1038971748232904704?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 10, 2018</a></blockquote>
[/tweet]

... You get used to it; I don't even see the code. All I see is blond, brunette, redhead ...

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[tweet]<p lang="en" dir="ltr">You’re older than you’ve ever been, younger than you’ll ever be again, and you’re also a pointless biological accident in an entropic void and your sentience literally has zero significance<br><br>Eat Arby’s</p>&mdash; Nihilist Arby&#39;s (@nihilist_arbys) <a href="https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys/status/1038971748232904704?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 10, 2018</a></blockquote>
[/tweet]

... You get used to it; I don't even see the code. All I see is blond, brunette, redhead ...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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[tweet]<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">You’re older than you’ve ever been, younger than you’ll ever be again, and you’re also a pointless biological accident in an entropic void and your sentience literally has zero significance<br><br>Eat Arby’s</p>&mdash; Nihilist Arby&#39;s (@nihilist_arbys) <a href="https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys/status/1038971748232904704?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 10, 2018</a></blockquote>
<script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>[/tweet]

That’s what it looked like when I tried doing this. I just didn’t hit submit.


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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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For the record, it is like this.
[tweet]{website url from twitter like https://twitter.com/CaptAndrewLuck/stat ... 9029344259}[/tweet]
No spaces or anything else.


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