went for a walk before work on friday and saw normandy beach level carcasses on the sidewalks. these fuckers are the dumbest things nature produced.

10-6

I like cicadas

Our outbreak started about three weeks ago, now the "transformer about to explode" noise is gone. My neighborhood was built up at the same time as the last breed date, so we don't have many on our block as most of them ended up buried under houses and driveways. I find one or two dead ones on my driveway each day, I suspect that my gutters are full of them from the two old trees which rise above the house.

these fuckers are the dumbest things nature produced.

Borgerson said cooking with them is relatively easy. "You can add them to any of your favorite dishes," she said. "They don't need peeling or extensive prepping, just pan fry them or parboil and toast them in the oven, and then use them like you would any of their crustacean relatives."

Our outbreak started about three weeks ago, now the "transformer about to explode" noise is gone. My neighborhood was built up at the same time as the last breed date, so we don't have many on our block as most of them ended up buried under houses and driveways. I find one or two dead ones on my driveway each day, I suspect that my gutters are full of them from the two old trees which rise above the house.

This is the worst Willa Cather's novel ever

@WarrenNewson

my dogs must've eaten 10,000 of them in the past few days. Our neighborhood feels like Cicada Ground Zero.

We let our cat go to town about a week ago. He enjoyed himself and then spent an entire day vomiting. We had to close the smorgasbord at that point.

Just kill the cat at that point

Are you trying out for Trump's running mate or something?