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PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 1:23 am 
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There are some that I feel like I'm supposed to understand, but I don't.

Explain your joke.

I'll start - I just changed mine. I always thought the Nixon/Elvis picture was crazy. Thought it would be cool to see Mr. Burns do it in color.

Burns seems like a Nixon guy to me.

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I GoogleImaged my username, and this was about all I found. I think it is some snake-oil kind of business program, or a learning seminar series.

I did find a photo of a tattoo one of my former coworkers had, of the mathematical equation for K Effective- the Six Factor Formula. She had that inked on her forearm, and fed some BS to guy during a flight. She told some lies about her position in our company, which he then posted online with her unique artistry. I'm not sure there were any consequences, but she is no longer in the area.

I can only wish to be as creative and artsy as the Good Dr., avatar-wise. And, most everything else, too, probably.


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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
There are some that I feel like I'm supposed to understand, but I don't.

Explain your joke.

I'll start - I just changed mine. I always thought the Nixon/Elvis picture was crazy. Thought it would be cool to see Mr. Burns do it in color.

Burns seems like a Nixon guy to me.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlfxN28kyZY


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I thought we were supposed to use self portraits.

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
I thought we were supposed to use self portraits.

We are.

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I don't think any Sox fans will have trouble recognizing the moment mine is from. I'll explain for the people who root for a lesser baseball team.

Pantera running all the way over from CF to LF to catch a routine fly ball that was hit almost directly to where Eloy was standing and the Sox camera crew perfectly captured Eloy's reaction to the moment.

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Mine is a homemade one of a special needs individual paying homage to Hawaii You, the dumbest poster to ever have frequented the board.

The one arm has “crack” written on it, while the shirt says Hawaii You. I cannot read what I wrote in the chat bubble….oh well.

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My avatar is why CRT needs to be taught.

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There was some point in the board where people were arguing politics and used the justification of "what about the kids". We also had a woman on this board, during the murky early days, who logged on and asked that people not swear as her kids read this site. The request went over well.

Anyway, I don't know how to format pictures for a new avatar so that's where we are

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As a youth starting on the drums, there was someone whose sound was different. I would be exposed to Neil Peart and others later, but Stewart Copeland truly formed me as a young drummer.

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My avatar is why CRT needs to be taught.


That's plausible...

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Darkside wrote:
This Ends in Antioch wrote:
I thought we were supposed to use self portraits.

We are.



Exactly.


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This is a visual illustration of how you don't even need to drop your paper mask to have a refreshing and enjoyable smoke. All the nicotines and scents and tobacco flavors come right through unprohibited.


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I just like Bill Hicks

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Richard Hatch was a Survivor genius.

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Richard Hatch was a Survivor genius.

I love Survivor but I always thought that was the Man In Black from LOST.

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FavreFan wrote:
I just like Bill Hicks

What does that have to do with David Duchovny?

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
I just like Bill Hicks

What does that have to do with David Duchovny?

:lol:


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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
I don't think any Sox fans will have trouble recognizing the moment mine is from. I'll explain for the people who root for a lesser baseball team.

Pantera running all the way over from CF to LF to catch a routine fly ball that was hit almost directly to where Eloy was standing and the Sox camera crew perfectly captured Eloy's reaction to the moment.



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centerfielder always has priority for any ball they can get to


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Hussra wrote:
Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
I don't think any Sox fans will have trouble recognizing the moment mine is from. I'll explain for the people who root for a lesser baseball team.

Pantera running all the way over from CF to LF to catch a routine fly ball that was hit almost directly to where Eloy was standing and the Sox camera crew perfectly captured Eloy's reaction to the moment.



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centerfielder always has priority for any ball they can get to

Even this one? :lol: :lol: :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0pqWA1zNyo

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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
Hussra wrote:
Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
I don't think any Sox fans will have trouble recognizing the moment mine is from. I'll explain for the people who root for a lesser baseball team.

Pantera running all the way over from CF to LF to catch a routine fly ball that was hit almost directly to where Eloy was standing and the Sox camera crew perfectly captured Eloy's reaction to the moment.



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centerfielder always has priority for any ball they can get to

Even this one? :lol: :lol: :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0pqWA1zNyo

Yeah, that was very Kelly Leak-esque
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIpGkd5y9l8

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