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Author:  Darkside [ Thu Jun 20, 2024 6:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Something for ass kissy JLN to do
Start a book club.
Find out who keeps eating half a donut in the break room.
Convert inertia into heat.
Organize a union of pizza delivery workers (unity!)
Speed run Super Mario Brothers 3 in 21 minutes or less.
Learn to make cheese.
Make a months worth of Indian food and bring it to my house for me to... uh... eat.
Run for local office.
Kill a hobo and make a necklace out of his ears and teeth.
Sharpen your lawn mower blade.
Plant a lemon tree indoors then bitch about the cat eating all the leaves.
Discover true romance with your car.
Start an assassination club and take on contracts.
Rebuild the alternator on a 1984 Dodge Rampage.
Map the bottom of Lake Griswald.
Start a religious cult.

Cmon help me out guys.
Author:  Nas [ Thu Jun 20, 2024 6:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do
In no particular order, of course.
Author:  Nardi [ Thu Jun 20, 2024 6:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do
The making cheese sounds interesting.
Author:  This Ends in Antioch [ Thu Jun 20, 2024 8:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do
Nardi wrote:
The making cheese sounds interesting.

It’s a euphemism. Don’t google it.
Author:  Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Thu Jun 20, 2024 10:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do
Darkside wrote:
Start a book club.
Find out who keeps eating half a donut in the break room.
Convert inertia into heat.
Organize a union of pizza delivery workers (unity!)
Speed run Super Mario Brothers 3 in 21 minutes or less.
Learn to make cheese.
Make a months worth of Indian food and bring it to my house for me to... uh... eat.
Run for local office.
Kill a hobo and make a necklace out of his ears and teeth.
Sharpen your lawn mower blade.
Plant a lemon tree indoors then bitch about the cat eating all the leaves.
Discover true romance with your car.
Start an assassination club and take on contracts.
Rebuild the alternator on a 1984 Dodge Rampage.
Map the bottom of Lake Griswald.
Start a religious cult.

Cmon help me out guys.

Jack-off to Della Street while binge-watching Perry Mason & screaming at the screen that his legal theory is wrong.
Author:  Hawg Ass [ Thu Jun 20, 2024 11:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do
Darkside wrote:
Start a book club.
Find out who keeps eating half a donut in the break room.
Convert inertia into heat.
Organize a union of pizza delivery workers (unity!)
Speed run Super Mario Brothers 3 in 21 minutes or less.
Learn to make cheese.
Make a months worth of Indian food and bring it to my house for me to... uh... eat.
Run for local office.
Kill a hobo and make a necklace out of his ears and teeth.
Sharpen your lawn mower blade.
Plant a lemon tree indoors then bitch about the cat eating all the leaves.
Discover true romance with your car.
Start an assassination club and take on contracts.
Rebuild the alternator on a 1984 Dodge Rampage.
Map the bottom of Lake Griswald.
Start a religious cult.

Cmon help me out guys.

If you are keeping this much attention to him, should we start a similar post for you?
Author:  Darkside [ Fri Jun 21, 2024 5:53 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do
Hawg Ass wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Start a book club.
Find out who keeps eating half a donut in the break room.
Convert inertia into heat.
Organize a union of pizza delivery workers (unity!)
Speed run Super Mario Brothers 3 in 21 minutes or less.
Learn to make cheese.
Make a months worth of Indian food and bring it to my house for me to... uh... eat.
Run for local office.
Kill a hobo and make a necklace out of his ears and teeth.
Sharpen your lawn mower blade.
Plant a lemon tree indoors then bitch about the cat eating all the leaves.
Discover true romance with your car.
Start an assassination club and take on contracts.
Rebuild the alternator on a 1984 Dodge Rampage.
Map the bottom of Lake Griswald.
Start a religious cult.

Cmon help me out guys.

If you are keeping this much attention to him, should we start a similar post for you?

Go for it. I'm sure, like the rest of your posts, that it will be an instant classic
Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Jun 21, 2024 7:20 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do
I really hate when break room fatties subdivide individual pastries throughout the day. Eat the donut or don't eat the donut but you aren't fooling anyone by eating a quarter of it only to come in throughout the day and eat another and another.
Author:  Hawg Ass [ Fri Jun 21, 2024 9:06 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do
good dolphin wrote:
I really hate when break room fatties subdivide individual pastries throughout the day. Eat the donut or don't eat the donut but you aren't fooling anyone by eating a quarter of it only to come in throughout the day and eat another and another.

We used to put notes, take it all or take nothing.
Author:  Bagels [ Fri Jun 21, 2024 9:38 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do
good dolphin wrote:
I really hate when break room fatties subdivide individual pastries throughout the day. Eat the donut or don't eat the donut but you aren't fooling anyone by eating a quarter of it only to come in throughout the day and eat another and another.


donuts are the obv ones
someone here cut a muffin in half recently. if i knew who it was i would have slashed their tires.
Author:  RFDC [ Fri Jun 21, 2024 9:40 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do
Bagels wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
I really hate when break room fatties subdivide individual pastries throughout the day. Eat the donut or don't eat the donut but you aren't fooling anyone by eating a quarter of it only to come in throughout the day and eat another and another.


donuts are the obv ones
someone here cut a muffin in half recently. if i knew who it was i would have slashed their tires.

:lol:

makes me think of the old posts of someone who had a guy at their work that did all kinds of strange things with food and the break room. RPB maybe?
Author:  Hawg Ass [ Fri Jun 21, 2024 9:46 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do
Darkside wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Start a book club.
Find out who keeps eating half a donut in the break room.
Convert inertia into heat.
Organize a union of pizza delivery workers (unity!)
Speed run Super Mario Brothers 3 in 21 minutes or less.
Learn to make cheese.
Make a months worth of Indian food and bring it to my house for me to... uh... eat.
Run for local office.
Kill a hobo and make a necklace out of his ears and teeth.
Sharpen your lawn mower blade.
Plant a lemon tree indoors then bitch about the cat eating all the leaves.
Discover true romance with your car.
Start an assassination club and take on contracts.
Rebuild the alternator on a 1984 Dodge Rampage.
Map the bottom of Lake Griswald.
Start a religious cult.

Cmon help me out guys.

If you are keeping this much attention to him, should we start a similar post for you?

Go for it. I'm sure, like the rest of your posts, that it will be an instant classic

I think I will take a nap instead.
Author:  Tall Midget [ Fri Jun 21, 2024 9:48 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do
Hawg Ass wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Start a book club.
Find out who keeps eating half a donut in the break room.
Convert inertia into heat.
Organize a union of pizza delivery workers (unity!)
Speed run Super Mario Brothers 3 in 21 minutes or less.
Learn to make cheese.
Make a months worth of Indian food and bring it to my house for me to... uh... eat.
Run for local office.
Kill a hobo and make a necklace out of his ears and teeth.
Sharpen your lawn mower blade.
Plant a lemon tree indoors then bitch about the cat eating all the leaves.
Discover true romance with your car.
Start an assassination club and take on contracts.
Rebuild the alternator on a 1984 Dodge Rampage.
Map the bottom of Lake Griswald.
Start a religious cult.

Cmon help me out guys.

If you are keeping this much attention to him, should we start a similar post for you?

Go for it. I'm sure, like the rest of your posts, that it will be an instant classic

I think I will take a nap instead.


Didn't you just get up?
Author:  RFDC [ Fri Jun 21, 2024 9:50 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do
Hawg is trying to get prepared for the big year. He needs his rest. He has a world series and superbowl parade to get ready for.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jun 21, 2024 9:54 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do
RFDC wrote:
He has a world series and superbowl parade to get ready for.
Oh, that's nice. Hawg will be in Chicago in mid February!
Author:  RFDC [ Fri Jun 21, 2024 9:56 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do
Frank Coztansa wrote:
RFDC wrote:
He has a world series and superbowl parade to get ready for.
Oh, that's nice. Hawg will be in Chicago in mid February!

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Author:  Gorilla Monsoon [ Fri Jun 21, 2024 9:58 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do
Folks a reminder, the title cannot change hands on a countout or disqualification.

Lumberjack rules may need to be in place for this one, if Frankie rolls onto the side of 294.
Author:  Juice's Lecture Notes [ Fri Jun 21, 2024 11:10 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do
This Ends in Antioch wrote:
Nardi wrote:
The making cheese sounds interesting.

It’s a euphemism. Don’t google it.

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Author:  Douchebag [ Fri Jun 21, 2024 11:20 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do
Gorilla Monsoon wrote:
Folks a reminder, the title cannot change hands on a countout or disqualification.

Lumberjack rules may need to be in place for this one, if Frankie rolls onto the side of 294.

:lol:
Author:  KDdidit [ Fri Jun 21, 2024 11:36 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do
RFDC wrote:
Bagels wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
I really hate when break room fatties subdivide individual pastries throughout the day. Eat the donut or don't eat the donut but you aren't fooling anyone by eating a quarter of it only to come in throughout the day and eat another and another.


donuts are the obv ones
someone here cut a muffin in half recently. if i knew who it was i would have slashed their tires.

:lol:

makes me think of the old posts of someone who had a guy at their work that did all kinds of strange things with food and the break room. RPB maybe?


Goggles
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