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| Author: | Nardi [ Wed Aug 28, 2024 10:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | JORR'S Nipple |
Please stop posting pictures of your bug infested nipple. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Wed Aug 28, 2024 10:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: JORR'S Nipple |
JERRY: Look at what we have here. A Christmas card from Laine. You didn't have to go to all that trouble. ELAINE: It was no trouble. My assistant did the whole thing. JERRY: I didn't even see the picture. How did it come out? ELAINE: Well, you know. It's a picture? JERRY: Oh yeah. Look at that. Looks good. Kramer did a good job. ELAINE: Yeah, well. How hard is it to take a picture? JERRY: ... um ... ELAINE: What? JERRY: Did you look at look at this picture carefully? ELAINE: Carefully? JERRY: Because I'm not sure and and and correct me if I'm wrong but I think I see ... a nipple. ELAINE: What? JERRY: Here. Take a look. What, what is that? ELAINE: (gasps) Oh my God! That's my nipple. JERRY: That's what I thought. ELAINE: That's my nipple. My nipple's exposed. I sent this card to hundreds of people! My parents. My boss. Uh, Nana and Papa. JERRY: DIDN'T YOU LOOK AT THE PICTURE? ELAINE: Oh God I didn't notice. Oh, what am I going to do? You know your whole life you go through painstaking efforts to hide your nipple and then BOOM, suddenly hundreds of people get their own personal shot of it. [Kramer enters] KRAMER: Hey! ELAINE: Have you seen the card? KRAMER: What card? ELAINE: This car. KRAMER: Yeah, yeah. Of course. I took it. ELAINE: Well did you notice anything unusual about it? KRAMER: No. ELAINE: Well come here and take a look. KRAMER: Yeah, so? ELAINE: So, what's that? KRAMER: That's a nipple. ELAINE: Right!! KRAMER: Ooo! ELAINE: Aw, great!? Didn't you see that? KRAMER: Aw, no, no I didn't notice it. no, uh, ELAINE: It's because you made me wear that stupid shirt. JERRY: Well, maybe no one noticed it. You didn't notice it. Let me go get Newman. We'll see if he sees it. ELAINE: No. I don't want him looking. JERRY: Oh what's the difference. Everybody else you know has it. ELAINE: Oh my God. I sent one to the super in my building. My mailman. My ten year old little nephew. Sister Mary Catherine. Father Chelios. Oh my God Fred! I sent one to Fred. [Jerry enters with Newman] Newman: Okay. What is it? JERRY: Take a look at this card. Tell me if you notice anything unusual about it. Newman: Your nipple's showing. JERRY: Okay. Thanks. Newman: Anything else? JERRY: No. Newman: All right. See you later. JERRY: What? So what? It's a nipple. A little round circular protuberance. What's the big deal? See everybody's got them. See I got them. KRAMER: I got them too. JERRY: Everybody's got them. |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Wed Aug 28, 2024 10:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: JORR'S Nipple |
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| Author: | Rod [ Wed Aug 28, 2024 11:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: JORR'S Nipple |
It's getting worse. 
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| Author: | Nardi [ Wed Aug 28, 2024 11:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: JORR'S Nipple |
You should have that nipple looked at. Other than by us. We're not nipple experts. |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Wed Aug 28, 2024 12:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: JORR'S Nipple |
Nardi wrote: You should have that nipple looked at. Other than by us. We're not nipple experts. Speak for yourself |
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| Author: | Nas [ Wed Aug 28, 2024 12:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: JORR'S Nipple |
I recommend sun and antibiotics. How is it possible for a man who has 4 buttons unbuttoned at any given time to be that pale? |
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| Author: | Rod [ Wed Aug 28, 2024 12:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: JORR'S Nipple |
Nas wrote: I recommend sun and antibiotics. How is it possible for a man who has 4 buttons unbuttoned at any given time to be that pale? I used to ride my bike shirtless all the time but I was starting to get some strange spots and my wife scolded me about skin cancer. It's a shame because I can obtain a savage tan very easily. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Wed Aug 28, 2024 12:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: JORR'S Nipple |
Try peroxide, Burt's bees Clear & Balanced Herbal Blemish Stick, or Epsal Ointment Drawing salve. Cortisone and baking soda might help itching or dry it out. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Wed Aug 28, 2024 12:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: JORR'S Nipple |
JORR wrote: Nas wrote: I recommend sun and antibiotics. How is it possible for a man who has 4 buttons unbuttoned at any given time to be that pale? I used to ride my bike shirtless all the time but I was starting to get some strange spots and my wife scolded me about skin cancer. It's a shame because I can obtain a savage tan very easily. Were you vaxxed? |
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| Author: | Rod [ Wed Aug 28, 2024 12:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: JORR'S Nipple |
Brick wrote: JORR wrote: Nas wrote: I recommend sun and antibiotics. How is it possible for a man who has 4 buttons unbuttoned at any given time to be that pale? I used to ride my bike shirtless all the time but I was starting to get some strange spots and my wife scolded me about skin cancer. It's a shame because I can obtain a savage tan very easily. Were you vaxxed? No need. I soak up that Vitamin D. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Wed Aug 28, 2024 1:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: JORR'S Nipple |
JORR wrote: Nas wrote: I recommend sun and antibiotics. How is it possible for a man who has 4 buttons unbuttoned at any given time to be that pale? I used to ride my bike shirtless all the time but I was starting to get some strange spots and my wife scolded me about skin cancer. It's a shame because I can obtain a savage tan very easily. I like strong pimp hand JORR. |
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| Author: | Juice's Lecture Notes [ Wed Aug 28, 2024 1:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: JORR'S Nipple |
JORR wrote: It's getting worse. That's what I've feared, progressing pixelization. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Wed Aug 28, 2024 1:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: JORR'S Nipple |
Put the lubricant down, JLN! |
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| Author: | Juiced [ Wed Aug 28, 2024 1:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: JORR'S Nipple |
Brick wrote: JORR wrote: Nas wrote: I recommend sun and antibiotics. How is it possible for a man who has 4 buttons unbuttoned at any given time to be that pale? I used to ride my bike shirtless all the time but I was starting to get some strange spots and my wife scolded me about skin cancer. It's a shame because I can obtain a savage tan very easily. Were you vaxxed? If he was vaxxed he would have developed a third nipple. |
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| Author: | KDdidit [ Wed Aug 28, 2024 2:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: JORR'S Nipple |
Worst mult ever |
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| Author: | Jon Taffer [ Wed Aug 28, 2024 2:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: JORR'S Nipple |
A "breastaruant" alone does not guarantee success. We still need to pull more posters into this thread. We can do sexy, but in a classy way. But if our pour counts aren't accurate, and we don't know what the hell we're doing, then all the nipples in the world isn't going to save us! C'mon! |
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| Author: | Rod [ Wed Aug 28, 2024 3:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: JORR'S Nipple |
Jon Taffer wrote: A "breastaruant" alone does not guarantee success. We still need to pull more posters into this thread. We can do sexy, but in a classy way. But if our pour counts aren't accurate, and we don't know what the hell we're doing, then all the nipples in the world isn't going to save us! C'mon!  Best mult ever.
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| Author: | Darkside [ Wed Aug 28, 2024 9:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: JORR'S Nipple |
Joe's nipple, sad, gross Looks infected, sick and red You might end up dead |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Wed Aug 28, 2024 10:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: JORR'S Nipple |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Thu Aug 29, 2024 8:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: JORR'S Nipple |
I prefer the pink ones to the hershey kisses, but the pink ones don't make chili better |
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