andyROONEY – As Darkside’s illegitimate father, Rooney began his CSFMB life as a proverbial thorn in the ass of most of us here (especially tmurf). However, there are two things that helped him to gain acceptance: The ill-fated “Who’s Now” tournament, which lead to great circle-jerk opportunities; and his inspirational love for W_Z. Despite the tournament having no conclusion, and despite his near-death experience after reaching 999 posts, I think it’s safe to say that no one is more “now” than andyROONEY.

Revenge of Mao – Mao was and is universally the most hated troll of all time. He’s the only troll that was able to actually run people from the board, as Woodridge Ryan can attest. At one time he was linked to NSJ but I have a hard time believing that NSJ is that weird. We didn’t like Mao and we don’t miss him – and hopefully his nomination will not lead to a resurfacing (if so, I apologize). It’s Revenge of Mao!

Regular’s Troll – A relative newcomer to the trolling game, Regular’s Troll has hit the ground running. His keen intellect and subtle sense of humor have made him one of the more tolerable trolls on the board. Put your hands together for Regular’s Troll!

HUGE – He debuted early in 2007 with his own thread and almost instantly gained a following here. He is undeniably Michigan and has a passion and flare for “sports tawk” that is unmatched. You know him…you love him…it’s HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!

Evil J.A.C.K. – Don’t let the name fool you. He’s one of the most caring and compassionate trolls on the board. He even buried his hatred for Happy Hour Jason and stopped stalking him. J.A.C.K. is also one of the few trolls who actually has sports-related thoughts and will occasionally chime in with a football or hockey opinion. I’m still waiting to read some of his “Bullsspeak” though. Please give a warm CSFMB welcome for Evil J.A.C.K.!

Dietrich Knickerbocker – A weirdo who spoke in broken English and had a strange affinity for Dan Patrick. That’s really all he brought to the table. It’s Dietrich Knickerbocker!

Old Man Potter – What can I say? He’s an old, bitter, warped, and frustrated old man. In fact, in the whole vast configuration of things I’d say he’s just a scurvy little spider...but we still love him. Welcome Old Man Potter!

Mr. Woodcock – I’m not trying to sway the vote but this guy’s gimmick really sucked ass. I didn’t see the movie and I don’t get the whole “you’re a winner” bit. But whatever…it’s Mr. Woodcock ladies and gentlemen.

Big Fan – Yes, he runs the site and we all respect him, but c’mon…just read some of his posts.

IkeSouth - Nuff said!

(Dis)Honorable Mentions:
john_drool
BIG ED
Mr. Pickles
Jesse Jackson
Pieter Vorstedt
Thug Life
Chuckle Nuts
Furious Styles
ZZbob
Mac Sucks
This Old Gay Cub

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Oopsie doopsie.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Evil J.A.C.K., with apologies to any of the Dr.'s trolls.

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"Tubby? Oh yes, Tubby."

Hard to choose, as all of these get old after about 3 posts. I'd say tie between J.A.C.K. and BIG ED.

This is not even a fair competition. J.A.C.K. gets this because somewhere out there, somebody with nothing better to do with their time actually scripts these posts. They're far more entertaining than any other troll but it's a bit sad to know that someone out there is proud of what he/she is doing.

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The CSFMB: One big Crab Bucket.

I voted for JACK. Potter was really close but I don't think of him as a troll, I think of him as an abusive, evil uncle that pinches your ass at Christmas gatherings.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

My Dear Internet Friends,
I cannot imagine how I could be confused for caring and compassionate. I am all about evil. Why, for Christmas, I'm giving away Aldi gift certificates. How much more evil could you be?
Your Dear Internet Stalker,
Evil J.A.C.K.

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My Mother was a witch...she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch, for the tears I cried
Take her down now, don't wanna see her face.
All blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace.
Am I evil? Yes. I am.

big fan. that guy brings nothing to this board.

are you bob saget???

to save you the trouble of typing, you could just re-post the '2 girls, 1 cup' video!

I voted for J.A.C.K., because he leaves me alone now....

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SideshowBob311: "Sadly enough, I think we're the "intelligent" portion of the sports radio fanbase".
"I make fun of whoever sucks, including me"- Harry 11/30/07

My Dear Internet Friend Nappy Hour Jenston,
Please, who are you kidding? I have been onto you and your silly ruse for months now. Besides, you clearly loved the attention that I lavished upon you. I saw that you were suffering from a serious deficit of attention, so I give you negative attention, which to the attention starved, is just as good as positive attention. You seem to have needed it, as you have mentioned it over and over. So, please, slow your troll, there Jenston, I know all about it.
Your Dear Sweet Friend,
Evil J.A.C.K.

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My Mother was a witch...she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch, for the tears I cried
Take her down now, don't wanna see her face.
All blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace.
Am I evil? Yes. I am.

I am changing my vote....

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SideshowBob311: "Sadly enough, I think we're the "intelligent" portion of the sports radio fanbase".
"I make fun of whoever sucks, including me"- Harry 11/30/07

I had to go with HUGE

While he was a short running gimmick, he was entertaining and his topic was approaching OG status quickly.

Anyone who voted for Evil J.A.C.K. is making a HUGE mistake.

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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a goddamn shame.

http://www.TheCommittedIndian.com/

Agreed. HUGE is the only logical choice.

My dear internet friends Stinky Bird and English Girl,

HUGE is losing 9-4 so far.

Your internet friend,

Evil M.A.C.K.

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Count me as a HUGE man too.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

I'm sure your wife would dispute that Mr. Reason.

Holy Shiite! Mr. Reason is alive!

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Jack > HUGE

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

My Dear Friend FartsFan,
I knew I could count on you. Consider yourself on J.A.C.K.'s Christmas list. Boy oh boy do I have a goody in my sack for you. I bet you cannot wait.
Your Dear Internet Friend,
Evil J.A.C.K.

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My Mother was a witch...she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch, for the tears I cried
Take her down now, don't wanna see her face.
All blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace.
Am I evil? Yes. I am.

Suck up

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Jack by far has been my favorite, unless this is a best as in worst troll since trolls are supposed to be bad then its Rooney. He sucks his Mother's testacles.

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Andy Rooney= biggest PUTZ of the dead

How do you know that I am not stalking you?????

P.S. I did vote for you, but I feel jack should win.

No votes for Dietrich Knickerbocker?? Blasphemy!

You guys hurt Regular's Troll's feelings. Maybe he is a real troll, his lack of self esteem is quite evident.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I live on the 4 floor and no balcony...can you fly?

@ 5'8 240lbs and a nose that takes up 1/2 my face...how can I not be hot?

So KC, we've had rookie of the year and troll of the year...
What's next? Help me, I am bored.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014