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jen if youre listening i would eat your butthole if you let me wash it first...

Kid Cairo wrote:

Regular’s Troll – ...His keen intellect and subtle sense of humor ...

Thanks. I've been saving this but, a family act walks into a talent agency and the father tells him they have a terrific act. The agent finally asks, "What do you do?" So the father grabs the mother and...

Um, it gets a little long. I'll finish it later.

Kid Cairo wrote:

Regular’s Troll – ...His keen intellect and subtle sense of humor ...

I voted for J.A.C.K., because he leaves me alone now....

Count me as a HUGE man too.

Boy oh boy do I have a goody in my sack for you.

This is unfair. I haven't even been here for 2 months. This is like a September call-up trying to win the MVP with 50 at bats. After 50 posts, JACK was still posting like an illiterate refugee from a Yugoslavian work farm.

I'm in my troll infancy. I've yet to develop a gimmick. My stalking of Evergreen Tommy is barely off the ground. I have yet to be universally loved or universally hated. I'm in an appreciation grey area that is death for a troll.

Damn you Cairo for re-embracing the month of October.

Evergreen Tommy wrote:

How do you know that I am not stalking you?????

Because if you were stalking me, then you'd be standing outside my window right now instead of the other way around. You're taller in person. Also, not hot, to answer the other thread.
:twisted:

Author:	The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:16 am ]
Post subject:	CSFMB Year-End Voting (Troll Of The Year)
andyROONEY – As Darkside’s illegitimate father, Rooney began his CSFMB life as a proverbial thorn in the ass of most of us here (especially tmurf). However, there are two things that helped him to gain acceptance: The ill-fated “Who’s Now” tournament, which lead to great circle-jerk opportunities; and his inspirational love for W_Z. Despite the tournament having no conclusion, and despite his near-death experience after reaching 999 posts, I think it’s safe to say that no one is more “now” than andyROONEY. Revenge of Mao – Mao was and is universally the most hated troll of all time. He’s the only troll that was able to actually run people from the board, as Woodridge Ryan can attest. At one time he was linked to NSJ but I have a hard time believing that NSJ is that weird. We didn’t like Mao and we don’t miss him – and hopefully his nomination will not lead to a resurfacing (if so, I apologize). It’s Revenge of Mao! Regular’s Troll – A relative newcomer to the trolling game, Regular’s Troll has hit the ground running. His keen intellect and subtle sense of humor have made him one of the more tolerable trolls on the board. Put your hands together for Regular’s Troll! HUGE – He debuted early in 2007 with his own thread and almost instantly gained a following here. He is undeniably Michigan and has a passion and flare for “sports tawk” that is unmatched. You know him…you love him…it’s HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE! Evil J.A.C.K. – Don’t let the name fool you. He’s one of the most caring and compassionate trolls on the board. He even buried his hatred for Happy Hour Jason and stopped stalking him. J.A.C.K. is also one of the few trolls who actually has sports-related thoughts and will occasionally chime in with a football or hockey opinion. I’m still waiting to read some of his “Bullsspeak” though. Please give a warm CSFMB welcome for Evil J.A.C.K.! Dietrich Knickerbocker – A weirdo who spoke in broken English and had a strange affinity for Dan Patrick. That’s really all he brought to the table. It’s Dietrich Knickerbocker! Old Man Potter – What can I say? He’s an old, bitter, warped, and frustrated old man. In fact, in the whole vast configuration of things I’d say he’s just a scurvy little spider...but we still love him. Welcome Old Man Potter! Mr. Woodcock – I’m not trying to sway the vote but this guy’s gimmick really sucked ass. I didn’t see the movie and I don’t get the whole “you’re a winner” bit. But whatever…it’s Mr. Woodcock ladies and gentlemen. Big Fan – Yes, he runs the site and we all respect him, but c’mon…just read some of his posts. IkeSouth - IkeSouth wrote: jen if youre listening i would eat your butthole if you let me wash it first... Nuff said! (Dis)Honorable Mentions: john_drool BIG ED Mr. Pickles Jesse Jackson Pieter Vorstedt Thug Life Chuckle Nuts Furious Styles ZZbob Mac Sucks This Old Gay Cub

Author:	The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:22 am ]
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Oopsie doopsie.

Author:	Bulldog Scott [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:44 am ]
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Evil J.A.C.K., with apologies to any of the Dr.'s trolls.

Author:	BigW72 [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:48 am ]
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Hard to choose, as all of these get old after about 3 posts. I'd say tie between J.A.C.K. and BIG ED.

Author:	Teddy G's Best Source [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:55 am ]
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This is not even a fair competition. J.A.C.K. gets this because somewhere out there, somebody with nothing better to do with their time actually scripts these posts. They're far more entertaining than any other troll but it's a bit sad to know that someone out there is proud of what he/she is doing.

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Author:	Darkside [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:59 am ]
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I voted for JACK. Potter was really close but I don't think of him as a troll, I think of him as an abusive, evil uncle that pinches your ass at Christmas gatherings.

Author:	Evil J.A.C.K. [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:10 am ]
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My Dear Internet Friends, I cannot imagine how I could be confused for caring and compassionate. I am all about evil. Why, for Christmas, I'm giving away Aldi gift certificates. How much more evil could you be? Your Dear Internet Stalker, Evil J.A.C.K.

Author:	Mopery [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:25 am ]
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big fan. that guy brings nothing to this board.

Author:	W_Z [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:43 am ]
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Regular's Troll wrote: Kid Cairo wrote: Regular’s Troll – ...His keen intellect and subtle sense of humor ... Thanks. I've been saving this but, a family act walks into a talent agency and the father tells him they have a terrific act. The agent finally asks, "What do you do?" So the father grabs the mother and... Um, it gets a little long. I'll finish it later. are you bob saget???

Author:	Mopery [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:44 am ]
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Regular's Troll wrote: Kid Cairo wrote: Regular’s Troll – ...His keen intellect and subtle sense of humor ... Thanks. I've been saving this but, a family act walks into a talent agency and the father tells him they have a terrific act. The agent finally asks, "What do you do?" So the father grabs the mother and... Um, it gets a little long. I'll finish it later. to save you the trouble of typing, you could just re-post the '2 girls, 1 cup' video!

Author:	HappyHour Jason [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:50 am ]
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I voted for J.A.C.K., because he leaves me alone now....

Author:	Hawkeye Vince [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:07 pm ]
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I had to go with HUGE While he was a short running gimmick, he was entertaining and his topic was approaching OG status quickly.

Author:	Stinkfinger The Crow [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:09 pm ]
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Anyone who voted for Evil J.A.C.K. is making a HUGE mistake.

Author:	Irish Boy [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:45 pm ]
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Agreed. HUGE is the only logical choice.

Author:	spmack [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:57 pm ]
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My dear internet friends Stinky Bird and English Girl, HUGE is losing 9-4 so far. Your internet friend, Evil M.A.C.K.

Author:	Darkside [ Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:13 am ]
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You guys hurt Regular's Troll's feelings. Maybe he is a real troll, his lack of self esteem is quite evident.

Author:	Darkside [ Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:24 pm ]
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So KC, we've had rookie of the year and troll of the year... What's next? Help me, I am bored.

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Author:	Mr. Reason [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:59 pm ]
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Count me as a HUGE man too.

Author:	Beardown [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:01 pm ]
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I'm sure your wife would dispute that Mr. Reason.

Author:	FavreFan [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:38 pm ]
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Jack > HUGE

Author:	Evil J.A.C.K. [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:43 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote: Jack > HUGE My Dear Friend FartsFan, I knew I could count on you. Consider yourself on J.A.C.K.'s Christmas list. Boy oh boy do I have a goody in my sack for you. I bet you cannot wait. Your Dear Internet Friend, Evil J.A.C.K.

Author:	Hawkeye Vince [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:46 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote: Jack > HUGE Suck up

Author:	tmurf423 [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:05 pm ]
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Jack by far has been my favorite, unless this is a best as in worst troll since trolls are supposed to be bad then its Rooney. He sucks his Mother's testacles.

Author:	Evergreen Tommy [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:56 pm ]
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Regular's Troll wrote: This is unfair. I haven't even been here for 2 months. This is like a September call-up trying to win the MVP with 50 at bats. After 50 posts, JACK was still posting like an illiterate refugee from a Yugoslavian work farm. I'm in my troll infancy. I've yet to develop a gimmick. My stalking of Evergreen Tommy is barely off the ground. I have yet to be universally loved or universally hated. I'm in an appreciation grey area that is death for a troll. Damn you Cairo for re-embracing the month of October. How do you know that I am not stalking you????? P.S. I did vote for you, but I feel jack should win.

Author:	sportsfan [ Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:09 am ]
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No votes for Dietrich Knickerbocker?? Blasphemy!

Author:	Evergreen Tommy [ Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:10 am ]
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Regular's Troll wrote: Evergreen Tommy wrote: How do you know that I am not stalking you????? Because if you were stalking me, then you'd be standing outside my window right now instead of the other way around. You're taller in person. Also, not hot, to answer the other thread. I live on the 4 floor and no balcony...can you fly? @ 5'8 240lbs and a nose that takes up 1/2 my face...how can I not be hot?