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Author:  Mopery [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Are you hot or not?
Simple question: Hot or Not
Author:  Tall Midget [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:33 pm ]
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I am freakishly unattractive and frequently induce bouts of nausea in those who look upon my sagging, oozing countenance.

By the way, anybody wanna hang out this weekend?
Author:  W_Z [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:41 pm ]
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I am beautiful, no matter what they say, words can't bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way, yes, words can't bring me down
Oh no, so don't you bring me down today
Author:  Darkside [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:43 pm ]
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I'm so Hot, Al Gore wants to shut me down.
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:07 pm ]
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You fuckers who came to the Bears gathering saw me. Hell yeah I'm hot. Mitch Cumstein was giving me the eye all night.
Author:  BigW72 [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:17 pm ]
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<patiently waiting entry from BIG ED> :silent:
Author:  Mopery [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:22 pm ]
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W_Z wrote:
I am beautiful, no matter what they say, words can't bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way, yes, words can't bring me down
Oh no, so don't you bring me down today


You can buy your hair if it won't grow
You can fix your nose if he says so
You can buy all the make up
That J.A.C.K. can make
But if you can't look inside you
Find out who am I too
Be in the position to make me feel
So damn unpretty
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:24 pm ]
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BIG ED wrote:
KID CAIRO, YOUR ENTRY MAKES ME LAUGH. I WOULD THREATEN TO PENALIZE YOU, BUT I'M AFRAID YOU'D LIKE IT TOO MUCH. YOU SIR ARE NOT HOT. YOU SIR ARE A PIPSQUEAK. BY RULE...YOU NEED TO HIT PUBERTY FIRST BEFORE MAKING OUTLANDISH STATEMENTS LIKE THE ONE QUOTED ABOVE.

I guess I'm officially being stalked by this guy huh? Okay. I'll play along:

Ed leave me alone you zebra-shirted dumbass!
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:33 pm ]
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I guess I just got pwned huh? Well I just proved I'm not worth your time. I don't bring the "smack". Feel free to waste somebody else's time. Or feel free to make like a hermaphrodite and go fuck yourself.
Author:  Evil J.A.C.K. [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:42 pm ]
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BIG ED wrote:
KID CAIRO, YOUR ENTRY MAKES ME LAUGH. I WOULD THREATEN TO PENALIZE YOU, BUT I'M AFRAID YOU'D LIKE IT TOO MUCH. YOU SIR ARE NOT HOT. YOU SIR ARE A PIPSQUEAK. BY RULE...YOU NEED TO HIT PUBERTY FIRST BEFORE MAKING OUTLANDISH STATEMENTS LIKE THE ONE QUOTED ABOVE.


My Dear Internet Friend Pig Head,
For a man who has yet to show his face, you are sure willing to make disparaging remarks about another. I think you might need to penalize yourself for attempting to enforce rules by proxy. You cannot legislate without showing yourself from time to time.
Now, we all know that Kid Cairo's second testicle has yet to descend, why do you hold his youth against him? Is it some sort of anger at your own age and lack of productivity during that time that makes you lash out?
Remember, you need to spread love and sweetness this time of year. Most posters will not tolerate your flop posts.
Cheers, you miserable old bastard,
Your Love,
Evil J.A.C.K.
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:50 pm ]
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Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:
Now, we all know that Kid Cairo's second testicle has yet to descend, why do you hold his youth against him?

:lol: :oops: :(
Author:  Slutty Irish Schoolgirl [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:51 pm ]
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A nother serius thread overtaken by trolls... sigh...

My vote, yes!
Author:  Evil J.A.C.K. [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:59 pm ]
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Slutty Irish Schoolgirl wrote:
A nother serius thread overtaken by trolls... sigh...

My vote, yes!

My Dear Slutty Irish Drunken Schoolgirl,
How could you claim that a hot or not thread is serius? What the hell does serius mean anyway? Also, do you need to do commumity service for your school? Coming over the the Elgin Mental Health Institute and sitting with a depraved old man does count, you know. Ask Big Ed, that is how he worked off his Community Service for failing to register as a sex-offender in Illinois.
Your Helpful Friend,
Evil
Author:  FavreFan [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:09 pm ]
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This thread shows why BIG ED has absolutely no chance against Jack at Troll of the Year. Its a complete mismatch.
Author:  MattInTheCrown [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:28 pm ]
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I am hot; but my personality makes up for it. :twisted:
Author:  Spaulding [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:04 pm ]
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Mopery = Sean Salisbury

I'm not hot. I've always been labeled as cute. :roll:
Author:  Hawkeye Vince [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:37 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote:

I'm not hot. I've always been labeled as cute. :roll:


Better than ugly, I always say!
Author:  Mopery [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:43 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote:
Mopery = Sean Salisbury

I'm not hot. I've always been labeled as cute. :roll:


you could do a lot worse than 'cute'! for example, someone could call you 'sean salisbury'!
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:43 pm ]
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spaulding as long as the hubby lables you as hot and/or you're happy with yourself, does anyone else's label matter?
Author:  john_drool [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:55 pm ]
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Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:
BIG ED wrote:
KID CAIRO, YOUR ENTRY MAKES ME LAUGH. I WOULD THREATEN TO PENALIZE YOU, BUT I'M AFRAID YOU'D LIKE IT TOO MUCH. YOU SIR ARE NOT HOT. YOU SIR ARE A PIPSQUEAK. BY RULE...YOU NEED TO HIT PUBERTY FIRST BEFORE MAKING OUTLANDISH STATEMENTS LIKE THE ONE QUOTED ABOVE.


My Dear Internet Friend Pig Head,
For a man who has yet to show his face, you are sure willing to make disparaging remarks about another. I think you might need to penalize yourself for attempting to enforce rules by proxy. You cannot legislate without showing yourself from time to time.
Now, we all know that Kid Cairo's second testicle has yet to descend, why do you hold his youth against him? Is it some sort of anger at your own age and lack of productivity during that time that makes you lash out?
Remember, you need to spread love and sweetness this time of year. Most posters will not tolerate your flop posts.
Cheers, you miserable old bastard,
Your Love,
Evil J.A.C.K.


SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE? YOU HIJACK THREADS, BLABBER USELESS BENCH WARNINGS, BUTCHER PEOPLE'S NAMES. WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO THE FUCK AWAY?
Author:  Irish Boy [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:20 pm ]
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I know! And some of the trolls just won't go away, like that Nas character.
Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:56 pm ]
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Contrary to what everyone else says, yes, I am hot. Damn hot!
Author:  Brick [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:04 pm ]
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I am alarmingly hot.
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