Spaulding and the other ladies here can substitute men or lesbian acts with some sort of penetration.

Where's lost count as an entry? Or when Wilt logs in, 1000+

where's "other" for an option?

....I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin

I put in 40+ but it was cut off.

This is CSFMB. If you guys say 40+ you are lying. Nobody here could ever get 40 different women to bang you.

40 IS a relatively low number

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I've had imaginary sex with several hundred women.

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I'm pushing 40 now but as soon as the divorce goes through I plan to have that number grow exponentially.

Apparently you've never been to a morgue on a Saturday night.

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Question: By "women" do you mean human women?

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I'm sure none of them were University of Iowa students since they are all so prim and proper.

Talk about skanks.

Hmm, interesting question.
I'm putting my "banged" number at a mediocre 5. This is mainly due to two different long term relationships.
HOWEVER, I am not counting the BJ and Hand Shandy women. That would take my number quite a bit higher, but we're talking the holiest of holies here right?

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Yeah, well over half of them were. It was like a buffet every night out. Sure there were some skanks but most were hot as hell too so it more than evened itself out.

I was in college for 6 years...in Champaign... what else is there to do?

That's why I regret not going away to a university.

In all seriousness if I said the exact number of women I've had sex with, you all would ridicule me.

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I agree with that statement. I loved being at the buffet - mine was probably a bit smaller than yours, but was a good run there.

All of them.

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Sounds like a dick picture of a different kind.

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2.
My wife, and the crazy bitch I dated throughout college. There were some other shennanigans with other girls in between relationships, but for the most part, I was a prude.

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University helped, but being single in my early twenties really boosted that number right on up there. My number is actually high enough to shock people. (Body temp. range-- I counted during a party just prior to getting married)

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How about how many women have you banged AND remember their names?

Okay I feel better. My number is two also. I'm about to go hang myself now.

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virgin

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Irish Boy, I think you're taking this too far.

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Most of them. Maybe 70-75 or so. But this was largely 14-20 years ago though.

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It's kind of a flawed poll.

-If you had a hot girlfriend for a while your count would be lower. You wouldn't cheat on her and try hard as hell to maintain banging her for as long as you can. Maybe you've had 2 or 3 hot girlfriends and they are your only partners. Well, banging 3 hot ones for an extended period of time is better then banging 20 average women over that same time period.

-If you married young. Then again maybe not if you cheat on her.

-Age is a factor. Some people have had a longer time to try to convince women to bang them.

So this poll is all relative.

So you're telling me that cousin-fucking counts?

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My favorite was this one for a couple years just prior to me meeting my wife. Kendal, or as I used to call her "Captain fists herself" was quite fun. No way in hell I was screwing around with anyone else during that timeframe so that shot my whole Senior year and first year out of college. Missed out on quite a bit. Favorite so far...

Jesus Christ Hawkeye. You had that picture ready for a while didn't you? You knew this poll was coming and wanted to brag. Nice job with that one.

I'm at 7.
most have been post divorce.

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