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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | How many women have you banged? |
Spaulding and the other ladies here can substitute men or lesbian acts with some sort of penetration. |
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| Author: | Hawkeye Vince [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:57 pm ] |
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Where's lost count as an entry? Or when Wilt logs in, 1000+ |
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| Author: | WestmontMike [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:58 pm ] |
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where's "other" for an option? ....I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:59 pm ] |
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I put in 40+ but it was cut off. This is CSFMB. If you guys say 40+ you are lying. Nobody here could ever get 40 different women to bang you. |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:59 pm ] |
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40 IS a relatively low number |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:01 pm ] |
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Beardown wrote: Nobody here could ever get 40 different women to bang you.
I've had imaginary sex with several hundred women. |
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| Author: | hawkeye [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:02 pm ] |
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I'm pushing 40 now but as soon as the divorce goes through I plan to have that number grow exponentially. |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:02 pm ] |
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Beardown wrote: I put in 40+ but it was cut off.
This is CSFMB. If you guys say 40+ you are lying. Nobody here could ever get 40 different women to bang you. Apparently you've never been to a morgue on a Saturday night. |
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| Author: | Evil J.A.C.K. [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:03 pm ] |
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My Dear Internet Friends, I have had sexual relations with over 20 women, most of them French Whores back in '17. I have slept with a few that I cannot firmly state were women as well, as I am a firm believer that a man must take any port in a storm. My last 67 years have been lived in an unfortunate condition of limpness due to my heart trouble, so no recent relations. Your Dear Friend, Evil J.A.C.K. |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:03 pm ] |
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Question: By "women" do you mean human women? |
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| Author: | Hawkeye Vince [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:05 pm ] |
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hawkeye wrote: I'm pushing 40 now but as soon as the divorce goes through I plan to have that number grow exponentially.
I'm sure none of them were University of Iowa students since they are all so prim and proper. Talk about skanks. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:06 pm ] |
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Hmm, interesting question. I'm putting my "banged" number at a mediocre 5. This is mainly due to two different long term relationships. HOWEVER, I am not counting the BJ and Hand Shandy women. That would take my number quite a bit higher, but we're talking the holiest of holies here right? |
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| Author: | hawkeye [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:07 pm ] |
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Hawkeye Vince wrote: hawkeye wrote: I'm pushing 40 now but as soon as the divorce goes through I plan to have that number grow exponentially. I'm sure none of them were University of Iowa students since they are all so prim and proper. Talk about skanks. Yeah, well over half of them were. It was like a buffet every night out. Sure there were some skanks but most were hot as hell too so it more than evened itself out. |
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| Author: | WestmontMike [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:08 pm ] |
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Beardown wrote: I put in 40+ but it was cut off.
This is CSFMB. If you guys say 40+ you are lying. Nobody here could ever get 40 different women to bang you. I was in college for 6 years...in Champaign... what else is there to do? |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:08 pm ] |
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Hawkeye Vince wrote: I'm sure none of them were University of Iowa students since they are all so prim and proper.
Talk about skanks. That's why I regret not going away to a university. In all seriousness if I said the exact number of women I've had sex with, you all would ridicule me. |
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| Author: | Hawkeye Vince [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:08 pm ] |
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hawkeye wrote: Hawkeye Vince wrote: hawkeye wrote: I'm pushing 40 now but as soon as the divorce goes through I plan to have that number grow exponentially. I'm sure none of them were University of Iowa students since they are all so prim and proper. Talk about skanks. Yeah, well over half of them were. It was like a buffet every night out. Sure there were some skanks but most were hot as hell too so it more than evened itself out. I agree with that statement. I loved being at the buffet - mine was probably a bit smaller than yours, but was a good run there. |
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| Author: | Stinkfinger The Crow [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:08 pm ] |
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All of them. |
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| Author: | Bulldog Scott [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:13 pm ] |
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Hawkeye Vince wrote: - mine was probably a bit smaller than yours, but was a good run there.
Sounds like a dick picture of a different kind. |
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| Author: | Bulldog Scott [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:15 pm ] |
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2. My wife, and the crazy bitch I dated throughout college. There were some other shennanigans with other girls in between relationships, but for the most part, I was a prude. |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:15 pm ] |
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Kid Cairo wrote: That's why I regret not going away to a university.
In all seriousness if I said the exact number of women I've had sex with, you all would ridicule me. University helped, but being single in my early twenties really boosted that number right on up there. My number is actually high enough to shock people. (Body temp. range-- I counted during a party just prior to getting married) |
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| Author: | WestmontMike [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:18 pm ] |
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How about how many women have you banged AND remember their names? |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:18 pm ] |
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Bulldog Scott wrote: 2.
My wife, and the crazy bitch I dated throughout college. There were some other shennanigans with other girls in between relationships, but for the most part, I was a prude. Okay I feel better. My number is two also. I'm about to go hang myself now. |
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| Author: | Slutty Irish Schoolgirl [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:21 pm ] |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:22 pm ] |
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Slutty Irish Schoolgirl wrote: virgin
Irish Boy, I think you're taking this too far. |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:23 pm ] |
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WestmontMike wrote: How about how many women have you banged AND remember their names?
Most of them. Maybe 70-75 or so. But this was largely 14-20 years ago though. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:23 pm ] |
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It's kind of a flawed poll. -If you had a hot girlfriend for a while your count would be lower. You wouldn't cheat on her and try hard as hell to maintain banging her for as long as you can. Maybe you've had 2 or 3 hot girlfriends and they are your only partners. Well, banging 3 hot ones for an extended period of time is better then banging 20 average women over that same time period. -If you married young. Then again maybe not if you cheat on her. -Age is a factor. Some people have had a longer time to try to convince women to bang them. So this poll is all relative. |
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| Author: | Stinkfinger The Crow [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:25 pm ] |
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Beardown wrote: this poll is all relative.
So you're telling me that cousin-fucking counts? |
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| Author: | hawkeye [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:28 pm ] |
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My favorite was this one for a couple years just prior to me meeting my wife. Kendal, or as I used to call her "Captain fists herself" was quite fun. No way in hell I was screwing around with anyone else during that timeframe so that shot my whole Senior year and first year out of college. Missed out on quite a bit. Favorite so far... 
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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:29 pm ] |
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Jesus Christ Hawkeye. You had that picture ready for a while didn't you? You knew this poll was coming and wanted to brag. Nice job with that one. |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:31 pm ] |
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I'm at 7. most have been post divorce. |
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