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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:41 pm

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I'm wondering how I would have reacted if my wife had said she was hyphenating our last names. I think the saying that you don't know how you would react until you are in that situation, is probably true here.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:45 pm

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I would imagine that constantly writing a hyphenated name would become tiresome eventually.

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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:47 pm

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This is about your friend, right? :wink:

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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:47 pm

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I wouldn't care in the least, but she's keeping her name anyway.

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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:47 pm

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J, I'm sensing a story here that got omitted.

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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:49 pm

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I would feel sorry for anyone who tried to telemarket our house.
The resulting unusual Greek name followed by an unusual Polish name would require 19 spaces on the scantron form :lol:

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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:50 pm

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Other: Prepare for the impending divorce...

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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:52 pm

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I would bury her in dirt up to her neck on the side of the road leading to our village. I would then invite villagers to stone her for the public humiliation she has brought upon my elders and our name.

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Julie Fennelly Trudo

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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:53 pm

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Wow... not a lot of people have work to do today.
If you must know, the name is hyphenated because of my work.

If I were to introduce myself as Julie Trudo no one in this industry would know who that was. You meat balls don't have these types of issues, your name stays the same no matter who you marry or who you divorce.

Now get back to work!

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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:54 pm

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Hyphenated names are irritating.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Julie Fennelly Trudo wrote:

Now get back to work!

Sorry, wrong message board.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:55 pm

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Screw marriage right in the ear!

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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:58 pm

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Other: He should just change his name to Jason Fenelly.

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Colonel Angus

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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:01 pm

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Julie Fennelly Trudo wrote:

What do you mean? Porn stars change their names all the time!

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:02 pm

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spmack wrote:

Other: He should just change his name to Jason Fenelly.

Wait, I'm confused:

HHJ is married to this Julie Fennelly chick? I thought HHJ was gay. I'd hate to be Mitch Cumstein right now. Actually I'd love to be him, but that's neither here nor there.

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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:07 pm

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Kid Cairo wrote:

spmack wrote:

Other: He should just change his name to Jason Fenelly.

Wait, I'm confused:

HHJ is married to this Julie Fennelly chick? I thought HHJ was gay. I'd hate to be Mitch Cumstein right now. Actually I'd love to be him, but that's neither here nor there.

I am not burrito and yes, I am married to that Julie Fennelly chick....

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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:26 pm

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don't care

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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:28 pm

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If my fiancee told me she was hyphenating her last name, and then indeed did do it, I'd hope my balls would grow back after the divorce.

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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:30 pm

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Wasn't there a guy on a tv show who actually took his wife's last name? :lol:

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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:36 pm

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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:42 pm

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If this would have been an option over her taking the ring off when she went to Alumni Club, I probably would have taken it.

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Hawkeye Vince

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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:58 pm

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Uga4Prez wrote:

Wasn't there a guy on a tv show who actually took his wife's last name? :lol:

Actually sad sad case I just witnessed. Guy changed his own last name to be the hyphenated version of their names. So he now has a hyphenated last name as well. Same as hers. Pussy.

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Killer V

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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:18 pm

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I worked with a girl who, when she got married, her and her husband merged their last names to create a new one.

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HappyHour Jason

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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:21 pm

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Killer V wrote:

I worked with a girl who, when she got married, her and her husband merged their last names to create a new one.

Maybe we have the same friends... one's name was Belaspec and the other was Davis, now they are both Belaspec-Davis....

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:28 pm

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My last name will stay my last name.

My kids will have my last name.

(if and when it happens) Whatever last name she wants to go by is fine by me.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:29 pm

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Nas wrote:

I wouldn't care.

honestly...neither would I.

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:30 pm

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too bad. i always thought 'Mrs Evergreen Park' would be a cool name.

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:32 pm

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Yeah but who wouldn't want **** - White as their last name?

Mrs. Johnson - White
Mrs. Black - White
Mrs. Cockenstein - White

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HappyHour Jason

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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:32 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

too bad. i always thought 'Mrs Evergreen Park' would be a cool name.

She won't get the name because she won't be able to meet the criteria... she'll be known as Mrs. Doug from Mundelien....

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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:41 pm

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So I am just hearing about this, had no idea hyphenated married names carried this kind of scorn esp when they are TEMPORARY.

NSJ, you are basically calling me a pussy with the theme of your poll. That is fine. Remembering the news when you were "shaking" about an old couple driving through a panera, or whatever the fuck it was so you could advertise yourself on the news sounding like a homo Phillip Seymour Hoffman in a faggity purple polo with head lice visible on HD. God bless you man. And I am pretty sure you are at least half the mentally issued trolls scrolling our board right now.

Good night sir.

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