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Author:  Thug [ Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:39 pm ]
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Then what happens?

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Author:  W_Z [ Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:41 pm ]
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death is the only adventure.
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:45 pm ]
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When I die, there will be one more area of matter that won't be filled by my space. My son will certainly miss me. Other than that, I can't call it.
Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:46 pm ]
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energy transfer exists.
equal and opposite reaction...
potential = kinetic

the question is: where does that energy go?
Author:  Evil J.A.C.K. [ Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:50 pm ]
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My Dear Internet Friends,
After I die, I will become a zombie and try to eat your brains. If I can find them. From what I have seen today, it would seem to be more of a light snack than a meal per se.
Mind you I will not be an old shuffling slow zombie. More or less, that is where I am today. No. I will be a fast zombie. Like a Greased Lightning Zombie. First you do not see me and then WHAMP! ZOMBIE!
I will also be quiet. A quiet ninja zombie.
Your pal,
Evil J.A.C.K.

P.S. I am out of the penalty box, for what it is worth to you nitwits.
Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:52 pm ]
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Reincarnation.
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:53 pm ]
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Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:
From what I have seen today, it would seem to be more of a light snack than a meal per se...

Hey J.A.C.K., I resent that remark. I think I have an I.Q. slightly above that of a turnip. My brain would be more like a Hot Pocket. Not exactly a meal, but it'll leave you feeling like you have a bowling ball in your stomach.
Author:  Evil J.A.C.K. [ Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:56 pm ]
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Kid Cairo wrote:
Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:
From what I have seen today, it would seem to be more of a light snack than a meal per se...

Hey J.A.C.K., I resent that remark. I think I have an I.Q. slightly above that of a turnip. My brain would be more like a Hot Pocket. Not exactly a meal, but it'll leave you feeling like you have a bowling ball in your stomach.

Oh Dear Friend Cairopractor,
I was certainly not referring to you. You were more of an Attention Whore today than dumb. I would never question you on your intellectual ability, believe me.
Your Best Pal,
Evil
Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:01 pm ]
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Your corpse gets raped by a disgruntled funeral home assitant and pictures of the act get posted on the internet. They eventually get linked here and the rest of us have a good laugh at your predicament. The End.
Author:  Regular Reader [ Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:04 pm ]
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To paraphrase Paulie Walnuts from the Sopranos, I figure after tallying up my cardinal sins, venial sins and whatever else, give me a few centuries in purgatory, but I could do that standing on my head. :twisted:
Author:  Colonel Angus [ Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:10 pm ]
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Kid Cairo wrote:
My son will certainly miss me.


Isn't that asking a lot from him? :P
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:40 pm ]
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Colonel Angus wrote:
Kid Cairo wrote:
My son will certainly miss me.


Isn't that asking a lot from him? :P

Yes. I think it is.
Author:  kerchungathunk [ Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:14 pm ]
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Not a terribly pious bunch, are we?

I don't pretend to know what will happen after I'm six feet under at the New Jersey Pine Tree Festival. My only goal is to leave this place better than I found it. After that, do with me what you will.
Author:  Killer V [ Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:07 pm ]
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When I was a kid, I thought that when people were referring to those who had no hearing, they were calling them "death."

I'm not exactly sure when I figured out that they were saying "deaf."
Author:  Badger Vince [ Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:54 am ]
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I'm waiting for his answer....

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Author:  Thug [ Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:18 am ]
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I'm kinda surprised 30% believe theirs no life after death. That seems high to me. I wonder what the national average is. :scratch:
Author:  W_Z [ Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:34 am ]
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Thug wrote:
I'm kinda surprised 30% believe theirs no life after death. That seems high to me. I wonder what the national average is. :scratch:


Life's hard enough. After death should be relief from it, not more of it.
Author:  Stewie [ Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:40 pm ]
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W_Z wrote:
Thug wrote:
I'm kinda surprised 30% believe theirs no life after death. That seems high to me. I wonder what the national average is. :scratch:


Life's hard enough. After death should be relief from it, not more of it.


I can make that very possible, you folicly-challenged nuisance.
Author:  Darkside [ Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:43 pm ]
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AVATAR THEIF!
Author:  HappyHour Jason [ Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:52 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
AVATAR THEIF!


Stweie should go in the penalty box for that one...
Author:  Stewie [ Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:53 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
AVATAR THEIF!


Darkside, are you a fan of mine? I do say, you have exquisite taste. 8)
Author:  HappyHour Jason [ Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:54 pm ]
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I think Stewie is a new Troll joining us...
Author:  Stewie [ Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:55 pm ]
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HappyHour Jason wrote:
Darkside wrote:
AVATAR THEIF!


Stweie should go in the penalty box for that one...


What the deuce! Does Lois have you monitoring me on this site? You tell that devil woman I shall have none of this! BEGONE!
Author:  Stewie [ Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:57 pm ]
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HappyHour Jason wrote:
I think Stewie is a new Troll joining us...


Listen here, you beer swigging ogre! Who are you calling a troll?
Author:  C_Howitt_Fealz [ Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:19 pm ]
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I just hope I'm remembered.

I've been working my genealogy and found my great-great grandmother, buried on top of two of her grandchildren. No headstone.

I'm thinking of having a marble plaque made in Mexico ($70) and put in. Hopefully I can carry it on the plane...Actually, the thought that nobody has done this for her over the past 103 years really annoys me.
Author:  W_Z [ Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:56 pm ]
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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:
I just hope I'm remembered.


i think a few airlines will... 8)
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