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Author:  Thug [ Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Inspired by Killer V's post...

"Playboy examines below-the-waist hairstyles from 1971 - 2008..."

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:14 pm ]
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Better to be clean than smelly.

Author:  Killer V [ Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:17 pm ]
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I actually glue more hair down there...

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:19 pm ]
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If you have to shave to be non-smelly, you have bigger issues to worry about.

Manscaping is an art form.

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:32 pm ]
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Hair is supposed to grow down there? :shock:

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:38 pm ]
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To my dismay, something tells me none of the women of the board are going to comment.

Author:  spanky [ Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:46 pm ]
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I'm confused - does this mean shave ourselves, or someone else?

Author:  spanky [ Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:48 pm ]
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spanky wrote:
I'm confused - does this mean shave ourselves, or someone else?


"Yeah, it makes my schlonger look bigger ?!?!?"

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Author:  Ryno's Wife [ Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:51 pm ]
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Kid Cairo wrote:
To my dismay, something tells me none of the women of the board are going to comment.


Oh come on, when it comes to these things you all know I will put in my $.02.

Men of the Board:

On behalf of all females, please, please do some manscaping. I'm not talking a complete shave down, but for goodness sake, please keep all hairy growth at a length of 1/4" or less.

I guarantee that your women will appreciate it and you will get more oral attention if she doesn't have to pick the pubes out of her teeth when she's done.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:52 pm ]
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Quote:
Hell No, what would my mom think?


STU?

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:54 pm ]
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Ryno's Wife wrote:
Kid Cairo wrote:
To my dismay, something tells me none of the women of the board are going to comment.


Oh come on, when it comes to these things you all know I will put in my $.02.

Men of the Board:

On behalf of all females, please, please do some manscaping. I'm not talking a complete shave down, but for goodness sake, please keep all hairy growth at a length of 1/4" or less.

I guarantee that your women will appreciate it and you will get more oral attention if she doesn't have to pick the pubes out of her teeth when she's done.

That wasn't what I meant. I was more interested in finding out...well, you know...

PICTURES?

Author:  Killer V [ Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:56 pm ]
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Ryno's Wife wrote:
Kid Cairo wrote:
To my dismay, something tells me none of the women of the board are going to comment.


Oh come on, when it comes to these things you all know I will put in my $.02.

Men of the Board:

On behalf of all females, please, please do some manscaping. I'm not talking a complete shave down, but for goodness sake, please keep all hairy growth at a length of 1/4" or less.

I guarantee that your women will appreciate it and you will get more oral attention if she doesn't have to pick the pubes out of her teeth when she's done.


And you didn't answer the question because.....

(KC hopes the answer isn't "longer schlong"...)

Author:  Ryno's Wife [ Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:02 pm ]
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Killer V wrote:
And you didn't answer the question because.....

(KC hopes the answer isn't "longer schlong"...)


I was attempting to NOT be an attention whore, but since you asked...







...it's as smooth as a baby's butt. :wink:

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:10 pm ]
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Ryno's Wife wrote:
I was attempting to NOT be an attention whore, but since you asked...







...it's as smooth as a baby's butt. :wink:

Terry Boers wrote:
I have an erection!

Author:  STU-GOTZ [ Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:40 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
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Hell No, what would my mom think?


STU?


In honor of Tiger I'm only sinking 15 footers the rest of the week . That's a 2 footer and a gimme. :wink:

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:49 pm ]
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Ryno's Wife wrote:
...it's as smooth as a baby's butt. :wink:


Sorry...but, I'm having conflicting visuals here and I am disturbed by them.

baby butts and smooth hoohoos are mutually exclusive....

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:06 pm ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Hair is supposed to grow down there? :shock:


:lol:

Author:  Regular Reader [ Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:19 pm ]
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doug - evergreen park wrote:
Ryno's Wife wrote:
...it's as smooth as a baby's butt. :wink:


Sorry...but, I'm having conflicting visuals here and I am disturbed by them.

baby butts and smooth hoohoos are mutually exclusive....


+1 :lol:

Author:  Stinkfinger The Crow [ Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:43 pm ]
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Hardwood floor. Gotta make sure take care of the taint/nacha/grundle/gooch/undercarriage and "sideburns" as well. Attention to detail is key.

Author:  Jagr Bomb [ Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:18 pm ]
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Ryno's Wife wrote:
I guarantee that your women will appreciate it and you will get more oral attention if she doesn't have to pick the pubes out of her teeth when she's done.


Unless she claims she has TMJ. I manscape so what's that guarantee worth?

Author:  lipidquadcab [ Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:35 pm ]
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Shave down there? I can't shave the face without at least a few cuts, so why the hell would I take the chance with the little 5licE?

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:37 pm ]
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I didn't until about 2.5-3 years ago. Was listening to Silvy and Carmen and they threw a trivia question out there- who was the winning pitcher for the Sox in game 2 of the '05 World Series. I knew it was Neal Cotts, called in, and had one of those Norelco trimmers in the mail a few days later. Used it that day and have every few days since.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:47 pm ]
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Not all of us are hung like the Black Man 8)

14K!

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:51 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
I would never shave anything below my neck. I can't understand doing something like that unless you are in the entertainment business. What are you trying to do make your dick look bigger?

Agreed.

By the way, congratulations on your 14,000th post! Are you even counting anymore?

Author:  Houston Homer [ Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:25 pm ]
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CSFMB Quality Evaluator wrote:
To my dismay, something tells me none of the women of the board are going to comment.


Mr. Homer takes care of this for me. He is not a manscaper.

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