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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Your Favorite Shorts Month

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:04 pm

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Mine is July. Independence Day, warm weather, baseball All Star Game, my birthday...great month!

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: Your Favorite Shorts Month

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:24 pm

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You seem like the type to wear shorts in the winter.

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: Your Favorite Shorts Month

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:25 pm

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Is there really any month where its not a great idea to wear Jorts?

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Post subject: Re: Your Favorite Shorts Month

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:28 pm

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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:

Is there really any month where its not a great idea to wear Jorts?

Can't speak for everybody, but I know me, Hawg Ass, and Lipid pretty much rock the capri pants March through November.

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: Your Favorite Shorts Month

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:32 pm

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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:

Is there really any month where its not a great idea to wear Jorts?

Don't mock the jean shorts. Eventually, they will be back in style, and I'll be ahead of the curve.

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Post subject: Re: Your Favorite Shorts Month

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:52 pm

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Colonel Angus wrote:

Urlacher's missing neck wrote:

Is there really any month where its not a great idea to wear Jorts?

Don't mock the jean shorts. Eventually, they will be back in style, and I'll be ahead of the curve.

Back?

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Post subject: Re: Your Favorite Shorts Month

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:05 pm

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By definition, February is the shortest month.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Your Favorite Shorts Month

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:08 pm

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November

The chill in the air makes the hairs on your legs stand on end.

Outstanding.

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: Your Favorite Shorts Month

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:14 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

November

The chill in the air makes the hairs on your legs stand on end.

Outstanding.

Having hair on your legs was so 2OO5

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Your Favorite Shorts Month

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:25 pm

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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

November

The chill in the air makes the hairs on your legs stand on end.

Outstanding.

Having hair on your legs was so 2OO5

I'm so 2000 and late.

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: Your Favorite Shorts Month

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:37 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Colonel Angus wrote:

Urlacher's missing neck wrote:

Is there really any month where its not a great idea to wear Jorts?

Don't mock the jean shorts. Eventually, they will be back in style, and I'll be ahead of the curve.

Back?

They're in style now? I guess I'm a trendsetter. You're welcome, America.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Your Favorite Shorts Month

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:40 pm

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August.

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: Your Favorite Shorts Month

Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 9:45 am

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My last girlfriend mocked me for wearing jorts...can't have that shit.

I used to wear them year round...I've curtailed that a bit, and now wait for the first nice day of the year...however, once they are out, they are out. Wore them Thursday night and everyone thought I was nuts.

Speaking of wearing them year round, I'm conceited enough to think this was written about me (even though it likely wasn't), but the campus paper did a list of what's cool and what's not sometime during my years at Iowa State and one of the things that they didn't like was "The Badass in Shorts in the middle of Winter"

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Your Favorite Shorts Month

Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 5:59 pm

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January

Goes well when going to bars to watch the Bears in the playoffs whilst being 10 degrees outside. Bonus points for wearing either the jersey/long sleeve shirt combo or hoodie as well.

For the record, no jorts. Cargo shorts. Always cargo shorts.

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