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Used to live in Lakeview before my horrible job/commute forced me to move to the burbs. Want to move back. My name is Dan.

Northside_Dan wrote:

Used to live in Lakeview before my horrible job/commute forced me to move to the burbs. Want to move back. My name is Dan.

I figured you were Jim from Evergreen Park but didn't want anyone to know.

And I used to think I was a Mack with the ladies.... :roll:

Big Chicagoan wrote:

I'm a dwarf.

If you are referring to your intellectual fortitude, I concur.

Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:

Big Chicagoan wrote:

I'm a dwarf.

If you are referring to your intellectual fortitude, I concur.

How can someone who claims to be evil make such a witty comment?

If you prefer true evil, I could kill you and molest your lifeless corpse.
Or molest you then kill you.

Something tells me you might enjoy that molestation though. It has been my experience that men who have to loudly proclaim their heterosexuality such as you do with your avatar tend to be homosexuals.

Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:

Simple question:

No one has ever pondered this possibility, but are you Tall Midget?

No one has ever pondered this possibility, but are you Tall Midget?

I was a fan of Brett Favre in 2007.

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

No one has ever pondered this possibility, but are you Tall Midget?

No. I am simply evil.

Tall Midget is a simple pseudo intellectual. He learned a few big words and spends his time doing his best to impress the morons amongst your internet community, and his success is more an indication of what a bunch of dumbass you are rather than what a smart man he is.

Author:	denisdman [ Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:25 am ]
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It took me a long time to figure out what the heck was a "Keyser Soze". Seeing as I love the Usual Suspects, I am an idiot for not figuring it out sooner. In any case, some of the folks on this board have obvious meanings for their screen names, but some are obscure references. Feel free to post how or why you use the screen name that you have (includes you JORR), and here is the reason for my bland screen name. My first name is Dennis. I used to work at a place where the plant manager would say, "You da-man" every time he saw me. It became so automatic that I started using the screen name denisdaman or denisdman for message boards. It is really meant to be den is da man, but most people assume my name is Denis. My friends now affectionately call me D-man.

Author:	Evil J.A.C.K. [ Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:26 am ]
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I am evil.

Author:	Brick [ Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:26 am ]
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My story is probably similar to Hawkeye Vince, but I'm not a loser.

Author:	The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:27 am ]
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I think this thread was done a few years ago. Mine is simple. My bloodline traces back to Egypt, and I've been told that I resemble King Tut.

Author:	Terry's Peeps [ Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:27 am ]
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Making light of Uncle Teeery's inside sources.

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Author:	Northside_Dan [ Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:28 am ]
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Used to live in Lakeview before my horrible job/commute forced me to move to the burbs. Want to move back. My name is Dan.

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:28 am ]
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I've got a lot of problems with you people!

Author:	stoneroses86 [ Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:29 am ]
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My greatest non-family love is The Glorious New York Yankees.

Author:	spmack [ Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:31 am ]
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This thread has been done a few times, but it never gets old...maybe if Biggie created a sticky..... Spmack is my last backwards.....which is why I am called Camps/Kamps... And I used to think I was a Mack with the ladies....

Author:	Big Chicagoan [ Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:34 am ]
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I'm a dwarf from Detroit.

Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:34 am ]
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I'm lazy

Author:	sinicalypse [ Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:37 am ]
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way back circa 1999/2000 i was known to the internet at large as "emessiah", itself a condensed version of my old dialup BBS name "electric messiah", which was nicked from the my life with the thrill kill kult song "kooler than jesus" (a sample goes "i am the electric messiah... the ac/dc god") -- fittingly enough, the first dialup bbs i ever called was called kooler than jesus, ran by kids in high school 2 years older and 20 years cooler than me (i.e. the brains behind the board makes low-mid 6-figures out in the silicone valley, is now some sort of audi club enthuiast, and likely fucks models...) so it was kind of a fait accompli that i'd go listen to that TKK song, have my mind thusly blown, and nick a proper nickname from it. here's one for you oldschool chicago heads, the first time i ever condensed it to emessiah was when i signed up for my first-ever e-mail address @ ripco.net/com/whatever... it was a dialup BBS that had e-mail access, and electricmessiah@ ripco.com was too long, so emessiah@ripco.com was born, then emessiah@ juno.net was my next one...and so on and so forth. anyways, circa 1998 i had been introduced to good/backpacker/underground rap by my friend @ UIC and aceyalone was quickly climbing up the ranks to be my favorite rapper. there's a great song called "the guidelines" on his excellent all-time-great LP "a book of human language" and in that song a certain line biew my mind --- "my architechnique sparks the dark streets of your resting grounds / i suggest you warn your town" --- architechnique seemed cool as shit, and since most of my favorite musicians (aphex twin, squarepusher, autechre, aceyalone, latyrx, blackalicious, etc) seemed to have made up names, i wanted one... so i kind of hyperfocused on that bar-or-two and most specifically the word architechnique. i loved the word synapse... there was this oldschool cat from #vidgames synapse who was the troll of the place, but he was down with Ant, who ran a pimp little priv8 warez box on the ucla resnet so we were hooked the fuck up with every new app au gratis back in the mid-late 90s. i always wanted to nice the name.... so at first i had cynical synapse... you know, cuz i'm a cynical dude. the first permutation was "sinical synapse", with sinical being the way it is cuz it's a sin to be cynical, you know. so i had sinicalsynapse.... but then ppl would call me SS and shit, and i'm not much of a genocidal type... so i started thinking of ways i could fuse the words sinical and synapse... thinking of hooks, and then the word "apocalypse" came to mind. apocalypse had the -cal from sinical, and the -pse from synapse, and seemed to bridge the gap. so i kind of gave up on synapse and changed it to apocalypse, and did a super saiyajin fusion dance with the words sinical and apocalypse, hitching them together at the mutual "-cal-" and came up with sinicalypse. i said it aloud: "cynical lips" and immediately started laughing... it was then and there that i decided the etymology was "sinicalypse: the sin of the cynical apocalypse... you gotta believe!" and there you have it. to the ~4 people who braved tl;dr territory to read that, i hope it was an enlightening waste of ~30 seconds of your day.

Author:	Drop In [ Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:38 am ]
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When I joined, I planned on posting roughly once a week. Like a radio drop. I think it's now called trolling?

Author:	jackref [ Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:40 am ]
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I used to be a referee with the moniker Jack Elliot - hence Jackref.

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Author:	Hank Scorpio [ Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:41 am ]
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Hank Scorpio is my favorite non regular Simpsons character, so for internet anonymity I use that for my user ID on things. Plus I own the Globex Corporation and am a supervillian so it kind of works both ways...

Author:	FavreFan [ Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:44 am ]
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I was a fan of Brett Favre in 2007.

Author:	Douchebag [ Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:45 am ]
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Take a fucking guess.

Author:	Brick [ Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:46 am ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote: No one has ever pondered this possibility, but are you Tall Midget? One of the funniest things about this board is the "Oh, this guys a psychopath, it's probably Tall Midget" stance. It kind of makes the "All bad mults are OKC's" thing relatively mild.

Author:	spmack [ Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:47 am ]
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Evil J.A.C.K. wrote: The Original Kid Cairo wrote: No one has ever pondered this possibility, but are you Tall Midget? No. I am simply evil. Tall Midget is a simple pseudo intellectual. He learned a few big words and spends his time doing his best to impress the morons amongst your internet community, and his success is more an indication of what a bunch of dumbass you are rather than what a smart man he is. That's pretty good.