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CSFMB Poll: Why are you here?
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Author:  jimmypasta [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:48 am ]
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You are here because?

Author:  Phil McCracken [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:49 am ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
You are here because?

Because SHARK keeps me up with the Kardashians

Author:  Drop In [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:49 am ]
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I was told there would be punch and pie.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:50 am ]
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All of the above.

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:50 am ]
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I am here because you touch yourself at night.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:52 am ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
I am here because it's a nice break from blowing my pet chimp.


fixed

Author:  spmack [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:52 am ]
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Because it helps me get girls.

Author:  Brick [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:52 am ]
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It makes me feel good to read the posts of many of the people on here and say "At least I'm not that guy/girl".

Author:  jimmypasta [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:54 am ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
It makes me feel good to read the posts of many of the people on here and say "At least I'm not that guy/girl".




Fuck,I knew there was somebody like that on here...damn freak.

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:56 am ]
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It is, at all levels, my own purgatory.

Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:57 am ]
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Well, it all started when my parents had sex about 30 years ago...

Author:  RFDC [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:58 am ]
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Douchebag wrote:
Well, it all started when my parents had sex about 30 years ago...


Do you think they have since regretted that decision?

Author:  Killer V [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:58 am ]
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I got kicked off the biker board.

Author:  Drop In [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:58 am ]
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Douchebag wrote:
Well, it all started when my parents had sex about 30 years ago...


Gross. Mine shelled out for a stork.

Author:  Phil McCracken [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:00 am ]
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Drop In wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
Well, it all started when my parents had sex about 30 years ago...


Gross. Mine shelled out for a stork.

Ew... why are your parents having sex with aquatic waterfowl?

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:01 am ]
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Phil McCracken wrote:
Drop In wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
Well, it all started when my parents had sex about 30 years ago...


Gross. Mine shelled out for a stork.

Ew... why are your parents having sex with aquatic waterfowl?


I think the better question is why you aren't.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:02 am ]
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Phil McCracken wrote:
Drop In wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
Well, it all started when my parents had sex about 30 years ago...


Gross. Mine shelled out for a stork.

Ew... why are your parents having sex with aquatic waterfowl?


Actually,it was a fat naked guy in a Seahawk helmet.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:02 am ]
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Phil McCracken wrote:
Drop In wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
Well, it all started when my parents had sex about 30 years ago...


Gross. Mine shelled out for a stork.

Ew... why are your parents having sex with aquatic waterfowl?


Actually,it was a fat naked guy in a Seahawk helmet.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:04 am ]
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I'm here because I am a stalker, apparently.

Author:  HOVA [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:12 am ]
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The scales were lopsided, I'm just restoring order.

Author:  Phil McCracken [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:14 am ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
Phil McCracken wrote:
Drop In wrote:
Gross. Mine shelled out for a stork.

Ew... why are your parents having sex with aquatic waterfowl?


Actually,it was a fat naked guy in a Seahawk helmet.

Somehow every thread comes back around to Brian Bozworth

Author:  jimmypasta [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:15 am ]
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Bozworth. He made some insanely violent movie where he was chasing bikers. I saw it on cable.

Author:  Phil McCracken [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:16 am ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
Bozworth. He made some insanely violent movie where he was chasing bikers. I saw it on cable.

That's the classic bit of cinema verite called Stone Cold james. It has one of the greatest opens in movie history

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlJxurGCiM8

Author:  Drop In [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:22 am ]
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Phil McCracken wrote:
Drop In wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
Well, it all started when my parents had sex about 30 years ago...


Gross. Mine shelled out for a stork.

Ew... why are your parents having sex with aquatic waterfowl?


It's my Godfather, but if you want to be a dick about it............

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:50 am ]
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Stone Cold insists upon itself

Author:  Phil McCracken [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:52 am ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Stone Cold insists upon itself

Because it has a valid point to make so it's insisting!

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:55 am ]
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Phil McCracken wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Stone Cold insists upon itself

Because it has a valid point to make so it's insisting!

I like The Money Pit is how I'll respond to that.

Author:  NearWessSideHussra [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:04 pm ]
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Phil McCracken wrote:
Ew... why are your parents having sex with aquatic waterfowl?


isn't the 'aquatic' part sort of implied in the term 'waterfowl'? Tho I guess it's better than terrestrial waterfowl.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:07 pm ]
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NearWessSideHussra wrote:
Phil McCracken wrote:
Ew... why are your parents having sex with aquatic waterfowl?
isn't the 'aquatic' part sort of implied in the term 'waterfowl'?

You haven't seen his parents.

Author:  Rod [ Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:07 pm ]
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Phil McCracken wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Bozworth. He made some insanely violent movie where he was chasing bikers. I saw it on cable.

That's the classic bit of cinema verite called Stone Cold james. It has one of the greatest opens in movie history


Grocery store scenes are the best:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9k09WPpNeo

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