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Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:31 am ]
Post subject:  CSF Presidency Caucus

Not sure who the candidates will be, but this is bound to be a barnburner of an election! Although I'm sure we won't actually elect anyone...

Early frontrunners:

Douchebag
Boilermaker Rick
Krazy Ivan (we all know you really want the job, if for no other reason to be referred to as El Presidente)

Author:  SomeGuy [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:32 am ]
Post subject:  Re: CSF Presidency Caucus

Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Not sure who the candidates will be, but this is bound to be a barnburner of an election! Although I'm sure we won't actually elect anyone...

Early frontrunners:

Douchebag
Boilermaker Rick
Krazy Ivan (we all know you really want the job, if for no other reason to be referred to as El Presidente)


What the fuck does a "Board President" do, exactly?

Author:  spanky [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: CSF Presidency Caucus

I have pictures of all three alongside women of ill repute.

Author:  Rod [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:34 am ]
Post subject:  Re: CSF Presidency Caucus

SomeGuy wrote:
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Not sure who the candidates will be, but this is bound to be a barnburner of an election! Although I'm sure we won't actually elect anyone...

Early frontrunners:

Douchebag
Boilermaker Rick
Krazy Ivan (we all know you really want the job, if for no other reason to be referred to as El Presidente)


What the fuck does a "Board President" do, exactly?



Creates a user fee and ignores Larz while he develops nuclear viruses to attack us.

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:35 am ]
Post subject:  Re: CSF Presidency Caucus

I think this might be a way that BigFan will show everyone exactly how "not fun" the job of board moderation is, which I totally agree with.

A brilliant idea, actually.

Author:  Brick [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:37 am ]
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I hereby formally decline participation in this year's event.

Author:  spanky [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:38 am ]
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spanky wrote:
I have pictures of all three alongside women of ill repute.

Boilermaker Rick wrote:
I hereby formally decline participation in this year's event.

Rick has chosen the respectable path. For the good of the board.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:44 am ]
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Put Mac on the IR

Author:  Rod [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:45 am ]
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Question for Candidate Douchebag: What is your position on the reinstatement of exiled CSFMBer Free Ajent?

Author:  SomeGuy [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:47 am ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Question for Candidate Douchebag: What is your position on the reinstatement of exiled CSFMBer Free Ajent?


Theses are the meat and potato's topics that will define the race.

Uneasy is the head the wears the crown.

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:47 am ]
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Who will play the role of Gary Hart?

Author:  Guy Fieri [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:48 am ]
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Question for candidate Douchebag: boxers or briefs?

Author:  Douchebag [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:50 am ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Question for Candidate Douchebag: What is your position on the reinstatement of exiled CSFMBer Free Ajent?

ALL CSFMB'ers should be able to speak their mind in the greatest board in the history of mankind. When we start to limit speech, we end of with a world full of Kujoe's. As a candidate, I promise this will not happen on my watch. The only speech that should ever be limited is spam. These "members" are not coming here to be members, and should be eliminated. They are a drain on our great society, and should return to Nigeria, Mexico, or China.

Author:  HOVA [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:53 am ]
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My president should be black. In fact he should be half white. So even in Panther's mind he's half right.

Author:  spmack [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:54 am ]
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HOVA wrote:
My president should be black. In fact he should be half white. So even in Panther's mind he's half right.

:lol:

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:55 am ]
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HOVA wrote:
My president should be black. In fact he should be half white. So even in Panther's mind he's half right.


Stop posting rap lyrics.

Author:  stoneroses86 [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:55 am ]
Post subject:  Re: CSF Presidency Caucus

I would let board members be nominated for "Douchebag of the Week." Every week, dozens of board members are practically begging to be nominated.

The exception would be if the nominated member publicly admits in print that they are a big whining baby who will run to their mommy.

Author:  Rod [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:59 am ]
Post subject:  Re: CSF Presidency Caucus

stoneroses86 wrote:
I would let board members be nominated for "Douchebag of the Week." Every week, dozens of board members are practically begging to be nominated.

The exception would be if the nominated member publicly admits in print that they are a big whining baby who will run to their mommy.



Are you running? Have you organized your PAC yet?

Author:  stoneroses86 [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: CSF Presidency Caucus

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
stoneroses86 wrote:
I would let board members be nominated for "Douchebag of the Week." Every week, dozens of board members are practically begging to be nominated.

The exception would be if the nominated member publicly admits in print that they are a big whining baby who will run to their mommy.



Are you running? Have you organized your PAC yet?

No. This sounds like free work. I do not do free work.

This was merely a suggestion to the new President.

Author:  HOVA [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:06 pm ]
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I'll be accepting unlimited PayPal money. PM me for further details on where you can make your donation that won't have any influence on my presidency.

Author:  RFDC [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:09 pm ]
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I am hereby putting my support behind OKC as President.

Author:  Rod [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:09 pm ]
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HOVA wrote:
I'll be accepting unlimited PayPal money. PM me for further details on where you can make your donation that won't have any influence on my presidency.



No matter how much you collect, the CSFMB isn't ready for a Muslim president.

Author:  HOVA [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:12 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
HOVA wrote:
I'll be accepting unlimited PayPal money. PM me for further details on where you can make your donation that won't have any influence on my presidency.



No matter how much you collect, the CSFMB isn't ready for a Muslim president.


I'm a Christian.

Author:  312player [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: CSF Presidency Caucus

bigfan should stay in office..it is work that pays nothing and i can see why he is tired of the drama from some of you cry babies...but i would throw my support behind good dolphin, rogersparkbrian, dr noisewater or hova and boilermakerick all seem capable of handling the duties without abusing the power.

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:26 pm ]
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The new president should be someone with whom we all share at least a modicum of common ground, as we move forward to build a greater board tomorrow.

I nominate Not Boilermaker Rick.

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:33 pm ]
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immessedup17 wrote:
I'm assuming this future CSFMB President would work in tandem with bigfan.


That is my assumption as well. I'm sure BigFan could benefit from delegating a few responsibilities to another person.

Author:  HOVA [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:34 pm ]
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immessedup17 wrote:
312player wrote:
bigfan should stay in office..it is work that pays nothing and i can see why he is tired of the drama from some of you cry babies...but i would throw my support behind good dolphin, rogersparkbrian, dr noisewater or hova all seem capable of handling the duties without abusing the power.

I'm assuming this future CSFMB President would work in tandem with bigfan.

This is America Jack!

Author:  Brick [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:38 pm ]
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CrankyVince, your days are numbered if I'm elected.

Author:  HOVA [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: CSF Presidency Caucus

immessedup17 wrote:
Actualmente, me llamo Eric...

I know what your name is but Jack fits you better.

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: CSF Presidency Caucus

Anyone else in favor of annointing Frank as board president and telling him the good news when he gets back from vacation?

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