HOVA wrote:
Considering she has his balls a vote for Hoffy is really a vote for RNM.
That's right, and might I add that I like my balls....they are very big.
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | The Crystal Lake Hoffy 2012 CSFMB Presidential Platform |
I Promise to fix the search. I plan to add a new search mode called Keeping Score Creeping Mode. This will allow our creepiest board members to delve deeper than ever before into the lives of our distinguished members! I Promise to increase the amount of porn on this message board by 75%. This will include three times the number of breasts currently available! I Promise to add the ability to embed videos to our posts! I Promise integration with various online games to allow for board member game nights! I Promise that I will continue to protect our message board against the Turks and other invading message boards. I will also do what ever is necessary to assure that our board remains the number one sports message board in Chicago, including leaving flaming poop on Larz's doorstep! I promise a 45% reduction in pruning! |
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| Author: | Urlacher's missing neck [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Crystal Lake Hoffy 2012 CSFMB Presidential Platform |
Please specify the nature of the porn that will be increased. There have been far too many dick picks this past year. I don't need to see 75 percent more johnson. |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Crystal Lake Hoffy 2012 CSFMB Presidential Platform |
Urlacher's missing neck wrote: Please specify the nature of the porn that will be increased. There have been far too many dick picks this past year. I don't need to see 75 percent more johnson. You will see a significant increase in dick jokes while seeing a significant decrease in dick pictures. I plan to make a special cabinet appointment for overseeing this ratio. |
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| Author: | Redneckmommy [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Crystal Lake Hoffy 2012 CSFMB Presidential Platform |
Can I be appointed to the cabinet of dick? |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Crystal Lake Hoffy 2012 CSFMB Presidential Platform |
Redneckmommy wrote: Can I be appointed to the cabinet of dick? Maybe. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Crystal Lake Hoffy 2012 CSFMB Presidential Platform |
Can I be Secretary of Agriculture? |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Crystal Lake Hoffy 2012 CSFMB Presidential Platform |
I am currently accepting requests for my Cabinet. The following positions are open: Vice President Chief of Staff Department of Board Porn Department of Veteran Board Member Affairs Department of ISOP Affairs Department of Board Justice Department of Foreign Message Board Affairs Department of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Recreational Drugs |
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| Author: | HOVA [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Crystal Lake Hoffy 2012 CSFMB Presidential Platform |
Considering she has his balls a vote for Hoffy is really a vote for RNM. |
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| Author: | Redneckmommy [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Crystal Lake Hoffy 2012 CSFMB Presidential Platform |
HOVA wrote: Considering she has his balls a vote for Hoffy is really a vote for RNM. That's right, and might I add that I like my balls....they are very big.
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Crystal Lake Hoffy 2012 CSFMB Presidential Platform |
HOVA wrote: Considering she has his balls a vote for Hoffy is really a vote for RNM. Hey, it worked for Clinton. |
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| Author: | Colonel Angus [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Crystal Lake Hoffy 2012 CSFMB Presidential Platform |
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote: I am currently accepting requests for my Cabinet. The following positions are open:
Vice President Doug Chief of Staff Dolphin Department of Board Porn RPB Department of Veteran Board Member Affairs Regular Reader Department of Fairies Affairs Darkside Department of Board Justice NasHova Department of Foreign Message Board Affairs Ivan Department of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Recreational Drugs RNM |
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| Author: | Redneckmommy [ Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Crystal Lake Hoffy 2012 CSFMB Presidential Platform |
YESSSSSS!!!!! I'm in charge of guns and booze and stuff |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:23 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Crystal Lake Hoffy 2012 CSFMB Presidential Platform |
Q.Bovifs wrote: What about BoardSluts? Can you promise more pic-providing BlackCastle-esque BoardSluts? No. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Crystal Lake Hoffy 2012 CSFMB Presidential Platform |
disappointed a certain little kid mult hasn't reappeared |
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| Author: | HOVA [ Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Crystal Lake Hoffy 2012 CSFMB Presidential Platform |
good dolphin wrote: disappointed a certain little kid mult hasn't reappeared I don't believe BF is allowing anyone to register. |
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| Author: | Vincent Antonelli [ Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Crystal Lake Hoffy 2012 CSFMB Presidential Platform |
What is your stance on passwords and retrieval if forgotten?? |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Crystal Lake Hoffy 2012 CSFMB Presidential Platform |
Col Angus puts ME in charge of porn? I feel like Keith Richards just called me a druggie |
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| Author: | spanky [ Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:20 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Crystal Lake Hoffy 2012 CSFMB Presidential Platform |
good dolphin wrote: disappointed a certain little kid mult hasn't reappeared Just a couple more days. (S)he'll be back. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Crystal Lake Hoffy 2012 CSFMB Presidential Platform |
spanky wrote: good dolphin wrote: disappointed a certain little kid mult hasn't reappeared Just a couple more days. (S)he'll be back. 
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| Author: | Colonel Angus [ Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Crystal Lake Hoffy 2012 CSFMB Presidential Platform |
rogers park bryan wrote: Col Angus puts ME in charge of porn? I feel like Keith Richards just called me a druggie
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| Author: | Redneckmommy [ Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Crystal Lake Hoffy 2012 CSFMB Presidential Platform |
spanky wrote: good dolphin wrote: disappointed a certain little kid mult hasn't reappeared Just a couple more days. (S)he'll be back. HRH is on a quest right now to find a Irish dance wig....so I bet she's busy |
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